This is my advice column. I promise to answer any questions that you give me unless they are: Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Rude or Inapropriate. If you have a personal question that you want to ask me feel free to istant message me with aim. DO NOT CUSS! if you do i will not answer it. sorry but this is to help people not for you to vent your anger.
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Location: Burbank
Occupation: Loser
Age: 18
AIM: hfturkey76
Member Since: July 11, 2006
Answers: 170
Last Update: February 1, 2007
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I think PANIC! AT THE DISCO is the best band ever. But my best friend thinks they suck. IM SO TORN! i really want her to share the love and obsession with me but she rather listen to veggietales! OMG! like what should i do? (link)
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tell her that brendan urie is the best fun you can have without taking your clothes off
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Bloods or Crips? (link)
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i am friends with everybody
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who the heck wished for evil plants? (link)
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huh. Listen to some Panic!
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I dont know what direction I want to head in in life. Im good at a lot of things, but I can't pick just one. My mom thinks I should go to an art college, but the thought of that intimidates me. What should I do? (link)
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do what you want to do. nothing sucks more than being forced to do something you dont want to do. Pick the one thing you are most passionate about and stick with it as long as you can.
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Do you love redvines as much as I do? (link)
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yes i do. try cutting off the both ends and using them as a straw to drink your favorite beverage.
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I love my boyfriend alot, but I feel like I have trouble showing it, so what do you think would make him happy? (link)
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take your bf to a Fall Out Boy concert then tell him to dress and look exactly like Peter Wentz. he would love the attention
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ok....here i go....so i walked into school one day, and i didnt realize it, but i...i....i....i.....i.....i....i....i...i *sniff* i had toilet paper on my shoes, people were laughing at me. school can be so cruel. then i tried to get it off and it stuck to my hand...oh the huliation! so i finally got it off and then people tp'd my house!! school sux!! how can i get these people to back off? (link)
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public school is rough and unfortunetly at times it could seem like public torture. just try to overcome. people who do mean stuff like that really dont have a purpose. dont let it get to you. You're ten times better than them for not stooping to their level anyways
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ok so i have this huge pretty garden. and i have alot of plants. but after a week half my dirt is gone!! you know how exspensive dirt is?!!! i dont have that kind of money!! bu ti love my plants so much!! i dont know whats more important my dirt or my plants. That dirt has never let me down, and the plants have always been there for me. what should i do?
-Dirt Lover and cabbage giver- (link)
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build a greenhouse. dont know how that would help but try it
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There is this boi...and im not over him...he makes me wanna cry even though i should be over him and there are better looking guys. I wish i could get him to like me again but he likes my best friend. I miss him oh so! What should i do? How can i get over him? (link)
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dont waste your time. let him wander around and make him wish that he had you, besides boys are like bus's they come around every ten minutes.
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Ok so i want to paint my toenails. I was thinking of a lightblue color. But my freinds say i should go with the pearly pink. but that might make my toes look fat. im in such a pickle. i dont know what to do. i cant sleep at night it bothers me so much, this is effecting my entire life and i need some advice. what color should i paint my toenails? (link)
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once you go black you'll never go back
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Why is it when people think of me they automatically think of my sister also? What can I do to show people we are 2 different individuals and not joined at the hip? (link)
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maybe because you're a twin. do something crazy that separates yourself. keep it legal of course.
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Why do people fear tall people? They aren't mean, well most of them at least. Why are they automatically judged so much? (link)
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maybe you should tell them your the gentle green giant but you just got your skin bleached like Michael Jackson.
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What do you think is better zip up hoodies or pullover ones? (link)
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zip ups offer more freedom while at the same time pullovers offer more warmth. it just depends on what type of day it is and what look you are going for
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Do you think there is real meaning in astrology and horoscopes? Or is it just all a big coincidence? (link)
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a big giant coincidence,can you check mine for me...sagitarius
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is there a reason.. you want to answer all these question??... (link)
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because i love you all and you love me.....ok maybe you dont but still...nvm
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Like one time i was like baking corn bacon muffins and i like put the whole can of corn in like the bowl and didnt like take out the water in it. Will that like affect the corn bacon muffins even though they like taste HORRIBLE anyways....Is that like what made them taste so bad? Or do u think it was like the bacon bits? Because we didnt use real bacon....What was like the problem u think? (link)
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it was the water. when you bite into corn bread it is supposed to suck 77.2% of the moisture out of your body therefore cornbread is supposed to be dry.
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Why do black people and sometimes wannabe black people like chicken so much? Why not hot dogs or burgers or something else? (link)
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have you ever been to roscoes. go there and then think about the question you just asked me.
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my boyfreind is awesome. he is everything i want. but one thing is wrong, sometimes i think hes gay. he just...looks at guys all the time, maybe hes bi. what am i supposed to do? (link)
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ask him. if he is and he truely cares for you he should answer you truthfully he should not be ashamed if he is. everybody is different. just make sure you let him know that would not hate him if he was.
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i have a big crush on ur mommy....shes lying across my lap right now... AHHHHHH!!!!!! (link)
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tell her that i am hungry and to make me some fried chicken.
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how do guys give girls hints.. if he love her.. and how does guys give hints if he likes her. but is to scared to tell the girl??.. how he feels ?? (link)
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hints can be given in any way, none of them will be bad though because when liking someone you would never want to give that person a bad impression. so like if a guy is totally in to you you would be able to tell because it would be stupid if he like started being a totall jerk (like me) and didnt show you he liked/cared about you.
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