This is my advice column. I promise to answer any questions that you give me unless they are: Racist, Homophobic, Sexist, Rude or Inapropriate. If you have a personal question that you want to ask me feel free to istant message me with aim. DO NOT CUSS! if you do i will not answer it. sorry but this is to help people not for you to vent your anger.
Gender: Male
Location: Burbank
Occupation: Loser
Age: 18
AIM: hfturkey76
Member Since: July 11, 2006
Answers: 170
Last Update: February 1, 2007
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what is your fav color?? lmao (link)
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red and black and pink. dont hate appreciate
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how many squirelles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (link)
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let me guess...5. 1 to arrest him and 5 to carry his oranges....oops sorry wrong joke.
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what would you do if you were dating someone for about a few motnhs and they told you they loved you ..>???? how would you react? would you say it back?? or say your not ready ?? (explain) (link)
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say i love you if you actually love the person. i am so sick of hearing about people saying i love you and not meaning it. hive me a freakin break love is not a toy. so please of you dont mean it then say that your not there yet, i dont care if the person who first said it feels like crap. DONT SAY IT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT!!!
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My oven is on fire! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS EXTINGUISHER? (link)
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spray your mom. who is asking all of these questions
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have you ever has something happen by accident (link)
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yes and i am living proof of what an accident is
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I dont know who i am insied. i asked my reflection, and it said "i dont know" tell me who i am. (link)
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you are beautiful no matter what they say
words cant bring you down
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has there been something youve always wanted but couldnt have.. ??? (link)
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yes, me and peter wentz in the same room at the same time with the door locked
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Mike are you gonna talk to me and bekah...were oh so bored! (link)
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
i have a aim screen name for a freakin reason
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That song "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry is stuck in my head. Is that a bad thing? (link)
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yes cuz its a bad song by an even worse band
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I never feel good enough for anybody and its bringing me down. How do I stop it? (link)
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your good enough for me lets hook up
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I need to hear someone say "i love you" or at least sing to me. i dont have anyone to tell me. please sing to me. (link)
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i have a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones, ones as big as your head
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My penquin is sick. It has a fever and its toe are blues! WILL YOU SING TO MY PENGUIN PLEASE?! Maybe it will feel better in day or two
*yodels* (link)
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i dont know any penguin songs whats his number
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ok. you advice giving people confuse me. i ask a question, you answer it, and i dont get money, why? i want money!! ithink if i spend my time giving you my questions i should at least get a 47 cents!! good god i feel like im taking crazy pills! (link)
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dont you know that i am broke.
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Why did I try so hard in the past to fit in? And Why is it a goal to alot of people just to fit in? What is fitting in anyways? (link)
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fitting in is trying to conform to the crowd or trying to act cool. you dont have to fit in to survive. I went through all of high school as a loser and i survived. so just be who you are.
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My best friend has some ice cream and its melting! WHAT SHOULD I DO? (link)
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eat it QUICK!!!
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My brain talks to me. it says "im your brain" why is it telling me this? i dontunderstand it. then when i sleep it tells me stories. let me tell you one "once upon a timei went to a forest and ate a ban aid. it was very good. tasted like lime. and then i ran over a peice of grass with my unicyle. poor grass. and then a letter from the war came. it said "hi" and then i woke up" why doe sthis keep happenign? why does my brain keep telling me stories? (link)
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because you took too many tabs of acid last night
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Why is glue made out of cows and horses? Does that mean they killed Elmer?! NOOOOOO! Say it isnt so. O and one more thing......do vegans use glue? (link)
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elmer is my buddy and nobody would ever hurt him. but yes it is made out of cows. ask Andrew Hurley if vegans use glue
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What things do you like in a girl? (link)
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a girl who is nice and somebody who wont use me. i tend to fall for somebody easily so if you meet everything that i like i will want yo be yours.
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What animated character do you think fits your personality? (link)
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Fall out boy from the simpsons
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I keep sweating when i exercise...WHY? everyone else shiny after they work out...every time i walk a mile i sweat...why? HELP ME HERE! (link)
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sweating is your bodys natural air conditioning unit. if your not sweating then there is a problem and that means stop what your doing and immediately drink WARM water to avoid your body from overheating
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