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Age: 16
AIM: nuclear allan
Member Since: October 7, 2006
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Last Update: December 22, 2007
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I have a few videos on my camera and i want to take frames from them to save as picture files on my computer. does anyone know how i can do this? (link)
Try windows movie maker.


ok so i am dying my hair and putting streaks in it. like avril lavigne. she has those pink in there. the only question is how do i do it? my mom is making me go to a hair dresser place. but what do i tell them? how do i tell them what to do? and im not sure what i want to do. like i like how she has it but she has just the two streaks. one on either side. would it be too much if i did more? or? my hair color is close to hers but not fully platinum blonde a little more golden color but not like so much. its barely noticeable unless oyu put my picture next to hers. so what i am asking is if you can tell me what is good to do the streaks? i dont want my head mostly pink or orange (not red head orange..actual orange). not sure what color yet. i think orange becuase it is my favorite color but i might do pink. so can you help me decide on how to do it? and what do i tell the hair dresser place? and do i bring the dye myself or would they have it? please help. thank you. (link)
Say I want to look like Avril Laveen and take a picture of her with you.


Okay so, This may be a bit confusing but bare with me. And I also apologize for any graphic descriptions. This is very hard for me. I am having trouble deciding wether or not I had a horrific dream or if something really happened. You see, I think my father molested me when I was about 6. But I am unsure as to wether or not I dreamed it. I recall him coming into my room several times when I was masturbating (humping a pillow)and I can remember him rubbing his penis on my vagina. I don't remember him ever actually sticking it in. The thought of it makes me sick. But I can also vividly remember him wiping my vagina with a washcloth when he was done, then telling me not to tell mom and then he left. I can remember the way it felt and everything. It disgusts me. I can also recall another time after that when I told my mother as my dad walked through the door but I dont remember anything that happened after. Its disturbing to think about but I have no proof that it really happened. Thats part of the reason I think its a dream. I also have had a dream or 2 before when I woke up and thought it really happened. I just need to know if it really happened. I cant even look at my dad the same way because of this and I dont dare ask anyone. What is your opinion? Did I dream it or was it real?

If it helps your decision any, I once found a porn video on his computer that was titled something to the effect of "Dad f**ks blonde teen daughter". I watched it and it didnt look that way and I know sometimes things can have a different title than what it really is. I mean it was an older man that had sex with a blonde girl and she called him daddy. But... :// I dont know!
:( Any answer is appreciated. Just elaborate your thoughts on it please. Thank you. (link)
You need to either comfront him about it, No, Wait, That's all you can do. Be a man and say what you think, and if he looks really confused, say something to play it off. Now.


can anyone find me the tables in this picture or something similar? i cant order offline. thank you. i would like them for in my room

http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/funky31.jpg (link)
google is your friend.


what does the saying "blood in the water" actually mean? thanks. (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_In_The_Water_match


Ok im 14/male and im from New Brunswick and am at cadet summer training center Argonaut have a sergeant from Newfoundland that i relly like. I was told by my warrant officer that shes shy and a sweet heart. Here is my problem shes 17. She always talks to me and when I was having a bad day she always asked me to tell her what was wrong I never did was this a mistake? She always looks at me with her beautiful eyes like if she were curious about me or something. How do I ger her to like me? Cause im shure she likes me a liltle bit but im not shure camp is done in 3 weeks so i need to get advie asap. (link)
Sorry bud, 17 year old's aren't interested in people who aren't even in high school yet. Roofies for the win.


does doubling up on condoms [using two at a time...instead of just one] create a bigger chance of preventing pregnancy?? (link)
No. And wow do you want to feel anything or do you just want to tell people you've fucked someone? The friction makes them rip better.


I just got retainers (the ones that form to the roof of your mouth with a metal bar in front) to keep my teeth in place after my braces have come off. I was just wondering...can I make out with them in? Or will they fall out/get in the way? (link)
Yes you can, but that would be disgusting.


Anyone know a site where I can order (or a good brand) of bondage pants with huge leg openings, lots of stuff.. chains, studs, spikes, etc.
I'm looking for something other than Tripp.
Poison and Criminal.. have been suggested? Anymore?
I want raver pants etc. Anything.

(Please nobody say Lip Service, lol.)

Ty. (link)
No, all bondage pants and streetpunk clothes are fucking expensive. Be a real punk and do it DIY!

DIY or Die


16/f

I have been going out with my boyfriend for 7 months today. So that makes today our "big seven month anniversary thing" lol Well, I'm here at home and he is at the lake...He swore to me that he'd be here every month on the 28th to celebrate our monthly thing. But he's not.

Today my old best friend whom I havent seen in ages wants to come over and ask me about some entertainment business stuff (we both sing) and inquire about how to get an agent and how to get his name out there. And as you have noticed, he is a guy. My boyfriend absolutely hates him...I can kind of see why, because before we became best friends, I had a little crush on him. And last summer we spent every waking moment together, he stayed over here most nights to practice duets, to learn more about vocal stuff, and to just hang out. But I dont know what to do because my boyfriend said that if he ever found out that Daniel came over to my house while we were dating he'd end it. But our relationship is strictly platonic! Throughout all those days and nights last summer, he never so much as tried to hold my hand. But he's just a really good friend and listener. I'm unsure of what to do and any suggestions would be greatly appreciated....Thanks so much! (link)
He's the jelous type. Either explain to him to chill or leave him.


i was thinking about renting the movie friends and lovers i know it shows nudity male or female? is it good? (link)
99% chance it's female if any movie says nudity


Heyy

I love songs wid a good bass and like thumping drums [like niche/ 4x4 bassline n tha] but how can i emphasize tha bass n beat on media player?

I can go on graphics equaliser on Windows media player but it sounds crackly and broken up.. I think im not balancing it right

ANy Tips ?x
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increase the low frequencies, but not so much to where it clips. Also, you're going to need to balance it, so when you turn up the bass, turn the treble up a little bit too(high frequencies). Plus try to go to Start/Control Panel/Sounds and Audio then look at the advanced buttons and see if oyu find a treble and bass control.



something popped up on my computer saying my virtual meomry was low?
what does that mean? (link)
You have too many programs on or you're trying to play a game that takes too much memory. Buy some more memory. Right now.


14/f well i went out with this boy he is 15 about to be 16.. earlier this year and i kind of cheated on him but i finally ended it.. well now we are talking again but he still doesnt know all that happened.. i like him but dont want a bf right now, if he does like me what should i tell him b.c i do like him but......... plz help!!! (link)
Just say you don't want a boyfriend. And seriously, don't be such a slut. Cheaters are scum.


are there any risks, or disadvantages to shaving your pubic hair {if ur a female}? (link)
Advantage: Most guys don't want a bush.

Dis: Might cut yourself


14/f well when im off my period i have this discharge that comes out and sometimes is worse then others but idk.... im kind of worried about it bc it happens all the time!!! does any1 no wat it is ????.... or if its bad .... answers please!!..
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Nothing wrong


hey my girlfriend lives a couple states east of here and im not sure what to do??any advice (link)
Since this is a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer.

You need aa job, and you need to start saving for plane tickets, so you can visit her maybe every summer. But, long distance relations are hard to uphold, and if I were you, I would break it. It sucks my friend, but unless you are very patient and you really love her or whatever, you're going to need to break it.


ok allan im at my highest rate right now i dont kno wat to do i woke up this morning crying over something so stupid i wish i didnt care aobut but inside i really do truely in my heart i really care all i do is feel hate and depresssion over this subject all the time and now allan i need advice. should i eat cereal or a muffin for breakfast??
from Richard (link)
Well, we can assume that you are homosexual, so eat the muffin, you little muffin.


soooo
i wannnna shott someoneee butt i dont got a gun.
lmfao
andd besttfrienddss are awkkwardd.
andd likee guyss i hateeee and want to SHOT
sooooo what do i doooooooo alllantino? (link)
You need to learn fucking english first of all. And if you can't get a gun, there are always pellet guns and you can actually buy some bows and arrow their asses. Go to academy with 100$ and you're set. Make sure to put the body in the recycling bin so no one expects to look there.


dude allan gues wat i did this morning (link)
wow, you are one retarted human being




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