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Do you know of any sex moves me and my husband can do we've been married for one month know and the first week we were married we didn't stop having sex so we really need something new!!!!!

You might want to talk to OneMan or zoe. , they are the sexperts around here.

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What does asl stand for?

It's asking for the age, sex, and location of another person.

Or Asses Seeking Love...

But really, it stands for age/sex/location.

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I'm studying up on telepathy and telekinesis. I know this is highly doubtful, but does anybody know anything about these subjects? I know what they are and they ARENT psyhic situations. They are simply part pf physical reality, although you don't touch while performing telekinesis. I just want to know...has anybody ever witnessed these phenomenons or do any of you know of...or experienced anything such as this. I want to learn how to do this myself...somebody please help if you can. Even if you don't have advice for me, please just let me know whether you believe this stuff can happen or not...I want more opinions. Thank You.

I have experienced the former...I don't think the latter has ever happend before.

Try astralsociety.net or psipog.net on that. Yes, they are psychic situations, I believe, because not everyone can do these things. You must 'tap' into yourself to find them. But if you say they AREN'T psychic situations, then clairvoyance and remote viewing are just part of physical reality as well. I believe everything considered 'psychic' is, some people just haven't discovered how they can do it yet.

Telepathy experience that I experienced(Hehe, nice wording, I know)-Twice it happened. My friend was getting of the bus and I was going to yell bye to them but decided against it. As I was thinking it, they'd turn around and say 'What? Did you say something?' And I had said, 'Oh, bye'. Them: "That's what I THOUGHT you said, haha."

Anything is possible.

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hey i need to lose like 10 pounds by the 21 of feb. any ideas?

Trimspa, BABY! (Anna Nicole commercial...)

No, I'm joking about that because I personally think those pills are just crap.

Try eating no grains...I read in a couple of books ('The South Beach Diet' and 'Metabolic Typing') that grains made you fat, or fatter than you should be, because they digest slowly causing them to do something like rot, or since they arent all the way digested they just change into fat. Just a theory, though, you might try that. Also try working out on a regular basis...I recommend some of these workout tapes...

Denise Austin Fit Fast Abs
Denise Austin Ultimate Fat Burner
Walk Away the Pounds Super Challenge
Walk Away the Pounds for Abs
Tae-Bo Gold
THE FIRM(!!! Really awesome, my mom says. It's an older work out tape, it might be harder to find.)

Or if you don't want to go out buying tapes, just do more activities and eat healthier foods such as fruits, veggies, etc. Fresh, (not cooked or anything) foods are best for you--they digest easier.

DO NOT PUT YOURSELF ON A STARVATION DIET! It could spiral downward into anorexia--plus it DECREASES your metabolism, so when you DO eat, you absorb food slower.

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I like my best friends 3 day ex.... and she is going to tell him to ask me out.... but i don't want him to hate me will he evn care that it's that early?

First off--did your friend break up with HIM? Then she expects him to go out with you?

You can't force feelings on someone like that. And if HE broke up with HER, he (usually) won't have feelings for her any more. Maybe her and her ex can talk about it, before she tells him to ask you out. Or maybe you could talk to him about it. Ask him if he still has feelings for her.

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Has everyone who posts here forgotten the basic rules of grammer?

Do they not know how to turn off CAPS LOCK?

Do they not know how to capitalise the letter I?

I refuse to answer any question that is unreadable because the author cannot be bothered to write properly.

I agree. I don't like to see questions (or ANYTHING, for that matter) written like THIS:

OMG this 1 guy came up 2 mee and he was lyke yo! wana go out wit me? haha cool! so like do i kizz him or wut?

Or stupid stuff like that, where you can tell they didn't put much effort or thought into it and didn't bother to try.

I'm sure if they were typing really fast trying to get something out of their head as fast as possible, I can understand the occasional, small typos. Then again they could put a note on the end, like (Sorry 'bout all the typos--typing too fast!) or something like that.

But I'm gifted when it comes to typing correctly, sometimes I just don't choose my words correctly (like accidentally skipping 'an' or another small word like 'is' in sentences).

(Off-topic...but hey spacefemmers! Disturbed Ox, is I, I is...)(Oh...wait...aren't most of you spacefemmers, anyhow?)

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What do I do if a boy likes me who I don't like back? He wrote me notes in math class...had his friend give me one and he gave me one himself.

I keep complaining about this but its just annoying. I feel nothing...its feels like somethings missing whenever he looks at me...like somethings not right. I have NO feelings for him.

Everyone either tells me to stop complaining or
give him a chance but it's not that great when someone likes you and you DONT like then back. I don't really feel something when a boy likes me unless I like him the same way....so it's not that great. He still comes up to me and waves and says Hi *******! and I just wave and he like giggles or some weird thing. I mean...he's a really nice kid but nothings there...I feel like i want to cry...I have no clue why. Is this normal? I don't like him and I'm absoulutely sure about this...100%. I like someone else...and I don't know, whenever I see him my stomach twists and turns because I dont want him to give me another note or actually come up to me and ask me out...so I avoid him. I just don't want to deal with this...I don't want to turn him down...every girl turns him down and I feel so bad. But then again if I did go out with him nothing would be there anyway so there would be no point to that. I like another kid so much but i just have to get up the courage to at least smile at the boy.

errg! I'm so frustrated! I DON'T WANT ANY MORE NOTES! what do i do? And I'm NOT going to give him a chance because he has admitted to liking a whole bunch of girls just last week and even if I did like him it wouldn't be real if we went out...and last I heard he was going out with some girl named Ashley or something...ERGGG! what do I do...HE'S EXPECTING AN ANSWER SOON AND IT'S JUST ANNOYING! please help!

People do that alot. Maybe you should just write him a note telling him you don't feel the same way about him.

Hey, at least he'll be excited that he FINALLY got a note from you.

Be gentle, but blunt.

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Does Anyone know any good, free chat rooms to go to to meet people around the teen age?

Yeah...try chat-avenue.com, it has different rooms like roleplaying and such, if you're interested in that.

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Oh My god rachael...I made a psi-ball...its jessie (your cousin)
nevermind that to anyone who isnt my cousin Rachael...
But...has anyone ever made a psi-ball before?
Or does anybody believe in them?
Check out what they are online.

I read up on those...from what I hear they aren't very hard to make. Even if you can't see them. The problem with me is that I feel the energy, I just can't get it to flow out of my hands. I believe in them, of course. Check out psi-pog.org or astralsociety.com for more stuff.

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