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I'm a vegan. I like glam rock and androgynous males. I have two cats. they're mystical beings. I'm going to college in less than a month.

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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

hmm, I'd assume that it would be face down in the microwave. It'd probably pop. You'll have to test that and get back to me though. Then I can pass on your information to the next one.

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Is it ok to burp in front of my friends? I always do and they laugh but is it ok?

I'd say yes. Just make sure you excuse yourself afterwards.

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How can I organize a youth ministry group in my community and have it succeed? What should it do?

1. Find a sponsor. This can either be a religious official or a parent with a basement.
2. Find a place to hold meetings. Either a church or someone's house.
3. Advertise who your group is. Post fliers around town, take them to a local school.
4. Buy refreshments. I suggest healthy things like apples.
5. Hold the meeting and hope for the best. The only thing you can do is pray that it'll succeed.

You might also want to have music of some sort (a wide assortment), books on whatever religion it may be, etc.

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I have been talking with this guy online for over a year now. He only lives about an hour away but neither of us have met people from online so we've never met in person before. My parents are having a bonfire the weekend before Halloween and I've invited him. He's accepted the ivite but I've also arranged to meet him this weekend. I'm really nervous about it. We're really good friends right now and I guess I'm just worried that meeting in person will ruin that. The question I have is should I be worried?

I say you shouldn't. Unless either you know someone who knows them or take an adult. I have met 3 friends which started only as internet entities, 2 were friends of my brother and the other was a friend of one of those friends.

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I would like to get some sort of animal as a pet. The only thing is that my dad is allergic to furry animals, and my family is very busy, so we couldn't give the pet 24/7 care that often. so, what kind of pet should I get?

Well, my family is also quite a busy one. We have a dwarf african aquatic frog and 3 cats. The frog is the most low maintenence pet I have ever had. I can leave for weeks, come back and he'll still be alive. I don't knwo how easy it'd be to get one in your area though.

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which church is the best church 2 go 2? how do i pick a church thats rite 4 me?

First of all, think about what you're looking for in a church. If you want sermons with little music, find a church like that. If you're a music type find a church with music you like. There is no one church that is the best, in Hinduism all gods are equal. I carry that over to my Christian beliefs. You could ask friends what churches they go to and check out those for a few weeks. Make sure you enjoy the people, beliefs and over-all atmosphere before you commit yourself.

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what do i do if i by all the clothing i think is really cool...but when i were 'em at school they dont look so cool.....

If you like it, you do it. I wore suede and bellbottoms and tie die for half a year. Students looked up to me for my bravery. Don't care what others think.

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my favorite question of all time:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Most people fail to remember the end of that rhyme:

"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

*bows*

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ok, so i met this guy a few months ago, and hes really cool. well, me being the ho i am, i slept him a few days after i met him. he just told me today that he has a frog fetish. he likes to have frog croaking in the backround when we are getting frisky, and he likes to have live frogs on himself, and wants to put them on me as well to arouse me. is this safe? and will can i get an std from a frog?

Well, you have less a chance of getting an STD from the frogs than you do from actually engaging in sexual intercourse. If you are sexually active you should take all the proper precautions for not getting an STD and also go for regular check-ups at the local Health Department or family doctor.

On the other hand about the frog situation, don't hurt them and they shouldn't hurt you. However, there are some types of frogs which may give on chemicals that might react negatively to your skin. I'd also bring this up with a doctor though.

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