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my friend has been cutting herself and it has been a big problem because she is telling everyone but me and were soposta be best friends and i dont know what to do (link)
just ask why she didnt tell youu...she maybe didnt tell u becuz she realizes youre her best friend and didnt want u to tell anyone )because she knows you care about her and would try to get her help)


This is a question to all advicenators: What makes you want to give advice to other people? (link)
because we might know what that person is going through and therefore decide to help?!


ok my mom beats me and when she is nice to me im so scared of her where i dont even want to be around her what should i do (link)
im not sure, but work out, get strong and beat her back..i dunno..just go out a lot ad spend as little time as u can around her and if it gets out of hand tell someone


why is that you can be an absolute sweetheart and then there are those times where you are such dick! i (link)
who you is? :)


ok well i have never been fingered or sucked dick before and im 16 and ive really never madeout before and everyone is making fun of me and then they brag about how fun sucking dick and getting figered and making out is and i want to do it but no one will do anything with me because they know i dont know what to do, what should i do? please help me (link)
IM me on iliv4hockey7 becuz u rele have to know who the person is to give them advice about that kinda stuff..dont be embarrassed if i know who u are i wont tell anyone anything and i wont make fun of u im not a homo like that


ok...my very close friend told me that in her study hall class allll the guys wouldnt shut up bout my ass and my tits and thats all they talk about. and i no that 3 of them definitly like me...but she said the other 3 were sayin they do to. its not a big deal that their talkin bout me but they talk about me in front of me!! and thats kinda pissing me off. yea, their sayin good things but its just ew...lol. a lotta ppl tell me that i should b happy that im a "pimpette"but their all my close freinds and its just makin me kinda mad. (link)
well u just think ur oh so cool dont you..thats not a problem, ur trying to tell all these people that u think ur popular and ur bragging..ur prolly ugly n e ways u just got some desperate friends


do u know any polite way of telling your mom she needs to snap out of it and start paying attention to her family n to not jus listen but to take wat they say into consideration? (link)
smack dat bitch..lol just kidding!!! say mom i have to talk to you about something serious..if she sits down with you then tell her wuts on ur mind, if she says later or not right now or something, step a little closer to her and be like "MOM, this is important."


What's a good birthday present to get someone for their 16th birthday if they are a guy and really preppy? (link)
i dont know cuz im not rele preppy, but preppy kids how about like a gift certificate to abercrombie or american eagle or sumthin?


i've never made out before how do i start? i mean i'm embarrased i'm 14 and a freshman. help me someone please. (link)
i donno lol..go with the flow..ur cant like hold a grl down and force her to make out with u, but if u kno a grl likes u then just go for it, and ull catch on


okay .. well there is this kid and hes in my geometry class..that's how i met him and i'm a freshmen and he's a sophmore - well we sit next to each other in class and as the days went on we began to talk to each other and he always will take my pens/pencils/purse/book/notebook and not give it back . or if i'm doing work hell scribble all over my paper - after a while he started tlking to me in the halls ramming me in walls er lockers in a playful way - well, i think that i like him and i don't know if he does or how i can find out .. like it seems like it does and a couple people said they tihnk he does .. but i dunno if it's jst his personality .. so i wanna know how i can find out .. please help *i'll rate *

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he likes ya..


I like this site and I goto to this site to try and give helpful advice or even to receive some, why is that people are such jerks on here? They give bad advice or stupid comments to someones advice!! And there will probably be a whole bunch of people who will give a dumb remark to this question! Why do people come an give stupid advice like "go kill yourself" or "your a loser" or some stupid comment! Honestly do these people get a thrill out of making fun of someone ? Why do these people sign up for this website if they are just going to give horrible advice? Does anyone agree? Doesn't it seem stupid and pointless? (link)
Yeah, i hate stupid fucks who do that...They should all be shot. Everyone who answered this question being a dick-head should go drown themself.


Should i ask out a girl everyone hates in school? (link)
of course u shud homie..if u like her than do it. but onli if shes hot..no ugly grls!!


why is it that when i get head more than 2 times in a day my dick starts gettin different colors???? plz help and tell me if its normal or just the ho thats givin me head
Thnks!!!! (link)
umm well lets see..ur dick is fucking retarded lol..my dick stays the same color before during and after head lol


ok my frend likes u but the problem is i like u too! but i kinda liked u first so i dono wut to do. HELP! THANXX (link)
umm well u should really tell me who u are (in an IM, u dont have to have all these people see who u are)..i might like u too, and about u and ur friend, u shud work tihngs out and then TELL ME! i wanna knoe


well, im turning 14 in february and i wanna go somewhere special with three of my friends... i live in miami(it might help if u knew that) any ideas where i can go???? thanxxxxxxxxx (link)
hey i live up in coral springs..u shud know where that is..juss north of miami...umm u guys shud go to south beach, and if u guys have been there plenty of times then drive up to universal or sumthin. maybe u wanna drive em down to the keys rent sum golf carts or electric scooters (thats usually what ppl do in the keys) and just have a kick ass time!! RATE ME!!


ileant my mum 40 pounds and she wont give me it back cause she think i stole it out of her purse I DIDNT (link)
ALRIGHT U STUPID ASS PEOPLE..POUNDS ARE THE CURRENCY IN ENGLAND. tHIS YOUNG LADY ( I THINK) LIVES IN ENGLAND..SHE ISNT TALKED ABOUT POUNDS LIKE LBS.. SHES TLKING ABOUT MONEY IN ENGLAND


ok people at my school make fun of me and call me fat cuz im a size 3 n not a 1 like them. this makes me upset cuz i dont think im fat n people liek make me cry cuz their so mean to me. what shud i do?
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size 3 is hot..i kno a grl wears a size 0 and she the skinniest mutha fukka i eva seen in mi whole lif..


can a 18 year old get in trouble for dating a 13 year old? (link)
ARE U GUYS SICK?? In florida, broward county, mi dad is a probation officer..he has a kid who is 18 and the grl is 16 and hes going to jail for 3 months becuz of that...DONT DO IT


the boy that i like is my X! his name is Shawn Warnick. my mom doesen't want me to go near him. my sis thinks he is a scrub. he gats in trouble alot but were really close and he makes me lol. when he was about to leave my house i kissed him! he sad he would tell me tomorrow if we will be boy-friend and girl-friend. the next day he said ''no'' cause i was rushing things but i wasn't. what sould i do to let him see how much i love him?
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Help Me! (link)
well if he gets in trouble a lot u shudnt hang out with him..the last thing u want is to be in trouble at school or with the law. i donno if telling you this will change ur opinion, but my dad is a juvenile probation officer, and i read all these reports and it BLOWS to be in trouble!! dont get involved!!


ok has anyone tried the south beach diet? if so..did it really work, was it hard..how much did you lose and how long did it take you. i really wanna try it but if it dont work i dont want to waste my time on it! thanks. (link)
hey my dad is on it and he was excellent about it and didnt consume carbs or anything and he lost about a pound per day!! in a month he lost 32 lbs. watch the carbs, eat tons and TONS of meat, and dont eat pasta or whiote bread..eat WHEAT!! hope i helped, rate me high




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