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Q: omg.....I LOVE SEX! especially with my new b/f...he's sooooo hot! anyway like ya i luv him, and a lot of the other guys i've been with (i've been around) and like so ya i was thinkin about like becoming a call girl...ya know, cuz like i luuuuuuv it soooo so so much...i know that's kinda weird, but i told my b/f and he said that that sounded fine and whatever makes me happy but then i was like is he a jack a** because he's willing to give me up like that? i'm real confused. help!

My brilliant answer:
WOW THERE! Slow down girl. You should become a call girl. Give up your boyfriend, because if your going to have that much sex and are just gonna tell him, then the reason why he's willing to give you up is because of that. He clearly doesn't want to go out with someone who goes throwing herself around everywhere. What's the point of going out with someone like that? It's not special then... Anyway, either stop having so much sex and throwing yourself around everywhere, or give up your boyfriend and become a call girl. You, personally, probably can't stop the sex, so honey, hate to tell you, but give up your boyfriend and become a call girl. It's the harsh truth.

Q: I've been friends with a married man for about 3 years and we have never crossed the line. I knew him and his wife before they moved last year. I thought of him as one of my closest friends- he was someone I could always talk to. Well yesterday we got into a big fight on MSN messenger. I told him that I missed him (because I harldy get to see him since he moved) and then he made a comment "I'm a married man". Then I said "I know- just friends". I was upset and told him I didnt think we should talk anymore. He wanted to know why. I told him that his comment " I'm a married man" made it sound like I wanted an affair with him. I assured him I was not like that. I said I would never cheat with a married man because it happend with my mom and dad. I also said I hoped we could still be friends. Well I thought he would have respected me for saying that but instead he coldly responded with "good bye". He gave me no explanation either. I thought this man was my friend- surely a true friend would understand. Now he has completely shut me out. He won't answer my phone calls and I sent two emails saying that he was the best friend I ever had and I hoped we could still be friends. He is not responding. This man has been an important friend in my life for the last 3 years- this just doesnt make sense. Why do think he's being this way? Do you think he really did want an affair with me and now is miffed that he knows he won't be getting any?

My brilliant answer:
Something similar happened to me. When a friend moves away (esspecially a close friend) both friends tend to want to shut their close friend out and so they over react at everything. They are doing this without knowing so. It sounds to me like you should not call or e-mail or in anyway contact him for about a week or two and then tell him your sorry and that you overeacted that you were wrong. You may not agree with what you are telling him, but a little white lie is worth what seems like a great friendship. Hope I helped!

Q: how do you talk to a guy when you dont know how old he is or what his name is. he looks like he might be older than me though but by like a year maybe two. im only 15 but im really really shy when it comes to guys. i only see the kid like once a week at our sister's soccer games but i mean were always there for an hour and a half but i cant get the nerve up enough to talk to him. what should i do? what should i say? what if i look stupid or he thinks im weird to be talking to him?helpp

My brilliant answer:
Try standing closer rather than farther away from him. If you work up the nerve to stand next to him, say "hi". Then you can start a conversation about what's right in front of you. The soccer game! It may not sound that exciting or romantic or anything but starting with babysteps is your best bet. Good luck!

Q: Alright i`ve been taniing at the tanning bed..&& my little sister well isn`t old enough to go so she asked if i`d lay out at my grandma`s with her && i said yes.. Well my mom said i shouldn`t do that because my aunt did that && got burnt real bad && had scapes all on her chest.. So i want to know if this is a good or bad idea.. I mean my sister looks up to me && i said i`d do it.. But i don`t want to do anything dangerous.. But my mom might be makin it up i couldn`t tell if she was serious so please tell me ladies!!

My brilliant answer:
Don't let her. I mean unless you want to give her skin cancer. You probably haven't heard all the news about how since we are destroying the ozone, more of the sun's UV rays can get in, giving those who do not take extra special care of themselves skin cancer. Don't let her.