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JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS, I AM NOT POSTING ON ANYONE'S COLUMN ASKING WHAT THEY WANT FOR XMAS. I'M AFRAID THAT IS A FAKE SANTA!




I'm Santa. :)


I'm here for you to tell me what you want for Christmas. I may indeed grant your wish, as long as you're on my Nice List. If you're not..I'm afraid I can't fill your request.


Merry Christmas!

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i would love a camera

Alrighty, then.

Santa :)

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i was a moderator, but now all the sudden im not. i wasn't on advicenators for over a week because i was grounded, could that be why? my average rating is 4...

Well, because you're trying to become a moderator again, I will put you on the Nice List. Keep spreading Christmas Cheer!

Santa :)

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How mych money do u get paid for babysitting a couple of littel kids for about 3-5 hours?

Aw, 'tis the Holiday season. Think about others this season, give to them. This job should not be about the money, only the kindness in your heart..and joy of getting to watch these children. But, still, Nice List for you. (At least you're working during Holidays..I think!)

Santa :)

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Someone told me that dieting wont help you lose weight. IF i eat a salad for lunch everyday, will i lose weight? OR do i have to do other stuff too?

I'm placing you on the Nice List, for wanting to take care of your body!

Santa :)

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Gooday'. I want CANDY! Yum!

Candy? Sounds like an easy one!

Santa :)

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Santa, you rock my world. I want you for Christmas. ;)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Excellent!

Santa :)

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A PoNy!

Hmm. Remember, safety first! I'll see what I can do!

Santa :)

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Hi, Santa Pants. Can I have one of your reindeer, preferrably..Dasher/Prancer? ;)

x Mariah

Hello, Mariah Pants. It is not very possible for you to attain Dasher or Prancer, but you getting another Reindeer for Christmas is very possible! Enjoy!

Santa :)

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Hey there, Santa! My wish this year is to maintain my relationship with my wonderful boyfriend!'

:) Britt

Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Santa can't manufacture love, that's something only you can make. While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find.

Is there anything else you would like?

Santa :)

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SANTA! ILU! OH, BABY! SANTA BABY! ;) Smoochies.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Darling.

Santa :)

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I have been working for a company for about a year and a half. Last Christmas time I got a bonus of $20. This year, when I was really depending on that small bit of bonus, I got nothing.

The company recently sent a letter to all of it's employee's scolding us on leaving early. I was one of the people who had left early sometimes. I haven't done it since, but could that affect my Christmas bonus?

I know it isn't that the company can't afford it.

What I'm wondering is what the proper thing for me to do would be. Would it be uncalled for if I asked them about a bonus? I need to call them before Friday about working on Christmas, so should I just ask about my pay on Christmas weekend, and if there will be a bonus at the same time?

Should I just ignore it and decide that they decided to not give me a bonus this year, or treat it as a mistake on their part and ask them about it.

I'm just not sure if I would be out of line in some way if I ask them about a bonus.

Just wait. Good things happen to good people, and you seem extremely well thought out. I'm certain you're on the Nice List this year!

Santa :)

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I was wondering if it's possible to get pregnant from swallowing...my boyfriend and I have been messing around so this question came up. Thanks.

My, my. Messing around? I'll give you one more chance before placing you upon the Naughty List.

Santa :)

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how do u get tested fo a sti?im worried

Oh, my. On the Naughty List, are we?

Santa :)

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