Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that im writing to you today, the 25th of December. Well, i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, i wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train setm a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not ONLY was i the first in my class, but i had the best grades in the school. Im not going to lie to you, there was no one in my ENTIRE neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE KEAVING ME A FUCKING YOYO, A LAME WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF UGLY SOCKS. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT PRICK, THAT YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER MY TREE. As if you haven't fucked me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys he cant that he cant walk in his house. Dont let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. Ill fuck you up. Ill throw rocks at those stupid reinderr and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fuck North Pole, just like what i have to do now since you didnt get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad i can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerly,
Little Johnny
All I can say is, I'm sorry I dissapointed you. But someone with such language use must clearly not have been the best they could've been all year, I doubt you would've been able to hold it in.
Kay, maybe next year.
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can someone tell me a site that i can get the Grillz mp3 ringtone... ive broswed so many sites and they dont have it so please give me a site that works and has it!
http://www.artistdirect.com/ Right there, under 'Feature downloads'. Santa knows everything!
Santa :)
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Santa, it's a new year, Christmas will be here soon, 14 days, where are you???? COME BACK SANTA!!!!!
I am here! No worries at all, thank you for remembering me! Now Christmas is only 1 day away! Can you believe this? Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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Ok this is a stupid question but i'll ask it anyway. What should you tell a guy if he ask you if you're a virgin? Evereyone is telling me different. some of my male friends tell me that you should defenetly tell them that your a virgin because all guys like the girls to be like pure and clean and stuff (i dont know, thats what they tell me) and that if your a virgin they will like you more because it will be like a big deal for them..you know, to get a virgin to lose her virginity is big, it will make them proud of them selves or something. And some of my friends tell me that they always go for girls that lost their virginity already because that would make them more experienced and stuff.And it will make the sex better.. And that it wont be as gross as having sex with a virgin..I dont know im soo confused! I dont want the guy to think that im a slut! but should i tell him that ive already done it so he likes me more? please don tell me to tell him the truth! tell me the truth, what do most guys like?
Well, see how the guy is. Find out what his personality's like, and try to decide for yourself whether to tell him or not. He shouldn't be upset if you choose not to tell him, and if you do he should be happy. I know you'll make the right choice, Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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HI SANTA!
i was wondering do you know any fitness exersises to get abs?im a girl and want to have abs. also a butt workout!! PLEASE HELP!! :~/
Well, dear, I will be sure to include a helpful workout video under the tree for you! You're beautiful, though, truly. Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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Dear santa,
I really really really hate my moms boyfriend and everyone thinks he's so nice and that im crazy but im not. It's hard to explain but what should I do! Im thinking of moving with my dad is that the right choice? I've talked to my mom but its like she wont listen she always tells me to be open minded but shes the one who need to know that I cry every night and I'm really hurt inside because I dont like him. please help!
-moms boyfriends a jerk
I think you should definetly try calling your dad, that way you have someone to talk to. Maybe ask him what he feels is best to do. And just for putting up with this guy, you're on the nice list! Best of luck with that!
Santa :)
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I just want to thank you for the keyboard and everything else you "gave" me.
You're very welcome. :)
Santa :)
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Do you get to go somewhere like Hawaii every once in a while or something like that? I mean, you give out so many toys, you need a break, Santa!! :)
~**~((xoxo Nicole Anne!))~**~
PS. By the way...I dont need anything for Christmas, Santa. My friend got into a really bad situation and his parents died...and its almost Christmas! Can you make it so that my friend is happy this Christmas? Yeah..thats all I want, Santa.
Once in a while I'll take a break, but I have't vacationed in Hawaii, yet. Though, I will say that it's one of my favorite places to stop, because it's absolutely beautiful! I will try very hard to make your friend happy, and make sure there's something it tote for you..because your thoughtfulness (especially of another) is so strong! Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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Hey Santa it's EJB! How are you? Anyway as you know tomorrow is Christmas. I at first thought my mom was getting me uggs and vans but now I think she's not. I'm really sad because I hate the shoes I usually wear now. So can you get me some uggs or vans? It would be greatly appericated!
P.S. What cookies do you want this year? Chocolate chip or sugar? And do you want chocolate milk or regular.
Thanks!
I will see what I can do! I can guarantee you that at least one pair of either Vans or Uggs are in store for you! You've been a great child, and deserve a great gift! Sugar cookies and regular Milk sound great! Thanks for being so thoughtful!
Santa :)
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what happens when christmas is over? Where do you go.
I have a place were u could go. TAKE A VACATION so goes for the elf. I want them to have happy spirit come next year.
postcard from hawii
THX BYEBYE
P.S. I want a puppy!!!!
When Christmas is over, I return to the North Pole, and we start our cycle all over again. I'm afraid I have no time for a vacation, but thank you for the offer! I'll see about that puppy! ;)
Santa :)
P.S. The Elves and Myself are always in a cheery mood, for Christmas brings us joy!
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Hey jelly here
Santa I want a boy to like me this christmas how do I get him to like me. P.S. do you have a mrs. Claus I am up for the job.
Aw, hello, Jelly. Well, to get someone to like you is beyond my control. Finding love is something only you can conquer yourself. We can't manfacture love here at the workshop! :P But, I do see a near romance in your future, so look out for that! :)
Santa :)
P.S. Mrs. Claus is still in tact, but I'll keep you as an..understudy. :P
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Dear Santa,
My little Cousin Hannah who is 3 years old says she wants 2 presents! She says she wants a Dora the explorer house and my little pony stuff! She said she would leave some cookies and milk for you and carrots for the reindeer on christmas eve. She absolutely loves rudolph!
Happy Holidays
Marie
Aw, that is so sweet! Tell her that I'll do my best to grant her wishes, as I can see she's been an awfully good girl this year! The reindeer's appreciate her kindness, as much as I do!
Santa :)
P.S. I will tell Rudolph he has a fan! :)
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My sister is seriously a devil, she can't keep her hands to herself! She abuses me by hitting me really hard and throwing furniture at me! I hate it when she does this and I can never make her stop! She swears at me and the thing about it is, is that she is my younger sister! I 've already told my parents and they don't do much excpet ground for a week! i am seriously getting hurt and I don't know what else to do! what should i do?
One thing is for sure..you sister is on the Naughty List. :/
Santa :)
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Hey Ever1,
Our school will be having a sweethearts dance in Feb. And the girls ask out the guys. Well, there's this guy I like...and we had our troubled times, but I think he's starting to like me again! So, do any of you know how I should ask him to the dance? I wanna do something sweet for him since he's a sweet guy. Any tips?
~Missc~
I can tell you belong on the Nice List, for thinking about others! Have fun at your dance, Happy Holidays!
Santa :)
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santa, i would like a boyfriend for christmas. PLEASE.. i've been so good this year!
I can see that you've been good. You DO deserve someone just as great as you, but I cannot manfacture love..that's something only you can do. While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. I do see a near love in your future, though, and I hope so much that it comes quickly. You've been very good this year, and really deserve it. Stay sweet, and Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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Am I on the Nice List?? I just asked the ? about the cell phone.
Why, yes, you are. :) Have a good one!
Santa :)
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Hi Santa. I think I would like a cell phone for Christmas.
Very popular item on the lists this year! I'll be sure to get you one, after all, it'll make you more socialized! :) Merry Christmas!
Santa :)
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Hey SaNtA!!!! Meryy Christmas!! I want uggs!! Anyway this is the real reason I'm here. Ok so for Christmas I gave a lot of people presents. The only thing is I feel bad because I couldn't get gifts for some people and I could only get them gum. Do you think this is ok? I can't get them a ton of stuff because my family isn't rich. I'll rate you. Remember those uggs too I want the clog kind. Thanks!!!!
Wow, Uggs sure are a popular item on the lists this year! I'll be sure to add them to your bundle of gifts! Do not feel bad at all for only giving some gum, because just remember..you could've not given them anything! That's wonderfully thoughtful, and nice of you to provide them..when you have so little left. Thank you for spreading Christmas Cheer! Have a great Christmas! :)
Santa :)
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Hahaha, I love the whole Santa thing, very cute.
Ho, ho, ho. Thank you very much! Have a good one! :)
Santa :)
P.S. Anything you want for Christmas?
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After the holday season is up are you going to keep this username and still give Christmas-y advice? Or are you going to wait until next holiday season to continue with advice? Well anyawys, Happy holidays, all I want for x-mas is YOU!!!
Ho! Ho! Ho! I may continue with it, or I may not. If I decide not to, I will still be answering questions during Christmas time. Then again, I may answer them all year, in case some people find something they want..and want to tell me right away! Happy Holidays to you, too! Hehe, I'm sorry, you can't have ME, but you can get Santa ornaments, and such. ;)
:) Santa
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