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ok i am 5'5 brown meidum leght hair blue eyes that's the picture of my skydiving(actually i'm landing swooping across the water)uh i'm 13 i go to St. Beneidict and i like to ski wakeborad and a whole lot of other siz.

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hi ok i really want a thong i am 14 and i am in 9th grade. i asked mi mom if i could get i last year and she said no i wuz too young well i am a shy person at times now i wunt to ask her but im scared !!! help

hehe thong's

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what does getting laid mean? what happens?

oh god your fucking stupid ha that's the dumbest thing i've ever heardi mean jesh well since your a dumbfuck i'll guess i'll tell you it means you just got some of the nice warm well im not gonna say that cause i'll probaly get banned, but it's when you have sex

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ok my friend REALLY wants to know an answer to this:

for guys..which do yall like better brunettes or blondes? :/

hehe i would rather have both at the same time
:)

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whats the best way to stuff...to make it look like ur boobies are bigger when they really arent?

hey flatty you can always use those all natural woman enhancment products

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my boyfriend is really short, its kinda embarresing to be seen w/ him, and his breath always smells bad! what should i do?!

well when he's alseep you could brush is teeth or secertly slip breath mint's into his food oh and if he's short cut off your legs take a section out and then sow em' back together and then BAM your his hiegth

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Hi um i have always had alot of friends and really great ones too but this past school year i have entered the 7th grade and i am going into the 8th and i feel lyk my friends do not lyk to do stuff with me! They have meet some new friends but i have too but not as great as them and i feel really bad when i hear about them going places when i was not invited!!
What is wrong with me and what should i do to fix this problem?

you could kill em

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My boyfriend told me that, when you have sex your first time, there's no way to get pregnant.

I can't remember -exactly- how he explained it but it has to do with a certain thing, that cannot be penetrated by sperm, coating the male organ. And this -only- happens when a girl has sex the first time.

Is that true? Or is it equally possible to get pregnant when you have sex for the first time?

what the fuck? uhh your boyfriends really fucking stupid i'm a guy and i should know that all he's trying to do is to get in your pant's and he's making up and excuse to have sex becuase he doesn't have a condom

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how do u get crabs? and how can u tell if u ahve them?

well first you might go to the beach or the local store they don't cost that much and how can you tell if you have em' well there red most of the time and they have these big ass pinchers and the crawl around alot so if you don't know you have crabs then your stupid i guess

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me and my brother fight 24/7...my parents hate it...i just cant stand anything he does...hes 12 im 14...he acts arite when its jsut me n him...but around his friends or when im around my friends and we include him he acts s0o0 freakin immature..i talked ot him about it and he was like ur right im sry ill stop...aand so far he has...but today he was all whiney...like everything i sed hed whine n giv me attiude..and i talk to him about a lotta stuff like he knows im not a virgin if i hav a bf etc..stuff my rents dont even kno!! and he blackmails me everytime we get in a fight...O IMA TELL MOM U HAD SEX ALREADY...*ya it was def. a mistake ...peer preshure i wuld NEVER do it again..* 5 mins of plesure is DEF. not worth worryin about pregnancy..newayz..ya whenever we get into a fight he always tells...is ther ne thing i can say to him to make him b more mature??? i hav stuff on him that i culd tell my mom but thats s00o childish!! help..

wow only 5 mins. that guy you did it with need the blue pill

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heyy my sisters and i r not very close and whenever i try to do things with them it turns into a big fight!
What should i do?

well if it turns into a big fight.... do the best thing you can.. punch em spuare in the nose

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My boyfriend and I have been together for months and we've decided to take our relationship to the next level by having sex.

I'm hesitant, though, because friends have told me that it hurts. I understand quite a bit about sex for my age. I know that if he goes slow at first, it won't hurt quite as much. But I still feel scared.

What should I do?

what the fuck, hey your friends are fucking with you why would it hurt only if your gay or somthing

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Ummm. Ok I know it sounds stupid but what is head and brain.Not like I need to know but anywayz i dont know what it is.

well to be honest head and brain are your head and brain really

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