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are you a lesbian?! cuz im really hot n steamy right now? you can come over right now, or i can go there, i live in issaquah, do you know where that is? well yeah omg im so f*cking horny....what should i do? YOU? call me baby

--.. ur gross so why dont u go hook up with that girl who wanted a painted pic of her naked..

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my boyfriend has a teeny weeny (no he's not asain). he is ok in bed, but i just wish it was bigger so that when im giving him a blow job i dont get as close to his pubes.....should i tell him so maybe he will go and get his teeny weeny enlargend?

--i think you should secretly give him inhancers.. or just dont suck his dick? either one is good!

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i have no clue where i should have put this. but heres my question... what do they do when you go to get birth control?

give it to you.. hah

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i cheated on my boyfriend with a kangaroo... but to tell you the truth our sex was really good. he has me hopping up and DOWN! it was great. how do i tell my boyfriend i did this?
- hopper

hahahahahahha wow cassie and kortni.. your having way to much fun with this but.. uhh... just tell him u met sum1 else?

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is using a dilldo the same thing as having sex? is it considered losing my virginity?

i dono.. byE

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my mom's boyfriend saw me and my boyfriend having sex on the beach (no not the drink). man this was some hard core stuff, the best i've ever had with him! but this really sux because my mom's boyfriend (Nathanial) said that the only way he wont tell my mom is if i give him a blow job and anal sex! should i just tell my mom before he tells her or should i just give him what he wants...?

P.S. he's looking pretty good for 34

well if he is hot you should totally do him.. and then tell ur mom that he raped you.. and then.. you could sue him and get money!... so then .. that would work out perfect for you!=

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omgosh im pregnant....but i am 12 years old! im not ready and its been 3 months and my mom doesnt know she thinks im fat. shes sending me to bally's today and i dono if thats good for the baby. its a boy. its name is gary. his daddy was a good man too bad he died in a car accendent.. then shot... then ran over.... then shot again. so now hes a bastard child. should i tell my mom or have a baby and say im a baby sitter? please help me.

you should just tell your mom that you found a baby on the side of the road and you didnt wanna leave it there.. so u took it.. and then when you get really pregnant u should just tell her that your too fat to work out.. and that you will take pills so that after you have a baby you can just get skinny again.. OK BYE

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wow, ok. i saw my brother and sister getting it on. my brother is like 17 and my sister is 14. i dont know what to do. but its freaking me out, they do it every night at LEAST 7 times! what should i do?

--hah well whatever makes them happy? hah but you should try to set them up with sumbody out of the family? haha bye

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my boyfriend has really big balls and im not sure if thats normal or not. im not talking about big im talking hugeness like watermelons! and all the other guys i've been with, they didnt have extremely large balls. so what does this mean and what should i do?

uhhhhh yah.. thats weird.. i dono what to say.. bye

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omgosh i am so scared. one night i walked in on my parents like DOING IT! it was like f*ucking hard core sh*it it was nasty i think i saw hand cuffs on the floor. it was so gross. should i talk to my mom about me seeing her and my dad in motercycle outfits on they're bed with black lights or should i just get theropy? i am FREAKING OUT MAN. HELP ME!

eww thats gross dont tell me that stuff

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ok one night me and my boyfriend we umm doing " something " and we was about to stick his " you know what " in my " ahem " and i noticed it was crooked and he was really hairy and i didnt want to say anything because i really like this boy what should i do?

hahahahahha omg your boyfriend is a loser.. dont do anything w. him he is like deformed.. try to find a new guy who is hot.. and isnt crooked/hairy cuz thats gross

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Yo, like I'm really ghetto an everything.. but I can't seem to get a boyfriend that doesnt resemble an animal. I am really hot, tall.. brunette - white/orange. Please gimmie some advice.. i really want a boyfriend!

- Shanequia

have you ever thought you looked like an animal too? hope i helped.

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ok me and my friend were hanging out one winter night and i really like to paint and she asked me if i would paint her and i said ok whats a problem with painting a good friend? so then i go and get my painting supplies and then i come back and shes on my couch nude! so after painting half in shock i say im hungry and im tired of painting and when i go into the kichen i grab some chips and i come back and shes in a chair reading a book about sex and she picks a chapter about "girl on girl action" and says we should try.. but i cant turn it down because she will think that i think shes really really freaky even though i know she is! and so then she goes over to kiss me and she puts her tongue in my mouth and we start like making out then after a good 2 seconds i run to get the phone * thank God my dad was calling * and i told her he was coming home so she had to put on her clothes. and now i have a boyfriend and i can tell shes jealous. what the f*uck should i do?

eww your friend seems really nasty i would never ever ever ever talk to her again cuz hse is like.. a lesbian.. you should set her up with some other lesbian at your school and let them have fun with each other.. but stay away from her cuz she can like.. rape you.. eww.. so yah ok bye!

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Alright heres my problem..me & this guy REALLY like eatchother but the thing is..hes 3 years older then me..but we don't really care about the age..hes scared to ask me out and i don't ask guys out..what do i do?

Female
13

oooommmgg.. ok if you dont go out with him.. i willl be really mad at you and i will hunt you down and ... be mad because .. especially if he is like totally gorgeous ahhhhhh ur lucky to have a chance to go out w. him... but if he is ugly dont do it.. cuz he probably just wants to have sex and it seems like your a virgin cuz ur 13 and uhhh u wouldnt wanna lose ur virginity to some ugly guy.. so dont go out w. him if he is ugly! :0

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okei well my left boob hurts rele bad my mom says its just gittign bigger but it hurts to run n jump n im very athletic.. n ther is a lumpin there i was wonderin if that happens to everyone.. and i was wonderin if ppl can notice if on boob is bigger cuz i can tell one is but idk if others can
i rate 5

yah thats really gross i bet alot of people can tell.. IM JUST KIDDING.. k bye

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OK so i am like really scared to have sex but i like dont care when i masterbate! i really enjoy shuving random things up there it just excites me! so why am i afraid of sex like its about the same thing except there is a guy! soo yea should i take the cahnce and have sex with my boyfriend! thanx for the help!

OK here's my advice.. stop being a f*ing pussy and have sex w. him before he dumps you.. your about to lose a totally gorgeous man!.. but.. have you ever thought you were a lesbian?.. maybe you should think about that.. maybe you dont wanna have sex w. your boyfriend because you would rather have sex w. your best girlfriend..? just a thought .. thats how it is alot of the times nowadays.. sooif you are a lesbian.. try not to be.. cuz that is f*ing gross. OK i hope i helped!

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ok so my boyfriend will always make me give him head or a handjob.. or play around with his "you Know" but he wont go down on me.. does that mean im deformed? thanks bye

OK well i hope your not deformed because thats really gross.. and i dont think ur deformed unless ur like growin a dick.. sooo i dont think thats the problem.. sooo maybe your just ugly?.. i hope i helped. ask more questions!

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