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Q: ok well im 13/f and i masterbate like 5 times a day is it too much?? its like a need i love to do it!!! is this weird?? another thing is its kinda smelly down there what should i do about it and is that normal????
I do the exact same thing! lol. well, like keep masterbating, whats wrong with it? lol!! & smelly? umm, Change your underware often, clean alot, & us baby powder. Tell me how it works out! [or not]

♥Sam.

Q: my best friend (kristy) called me up on the phone the other day and was complaining about how bad her life was and she says everyone hates her and she wants to kill her self i mean this already happend once with another friend but she was serious is kristy serious about killing herself this is the second time she told me!! and the whole thing with her saying everyone hates her kinda makes me feel bad because what am i chop liver?? well anyways what do i do? is she really gonna kill her self or what
Im sorry! Tell your parents,teachers,someone. ANY AUDULT you trust! I mean, you could seriously loose a friend. Please she needs help. For hersake & yours! Tell me how it works out!

♥Sam.

Q: My brother has been acting kind of odd lately...

... he thinks that he's a rubber ducky, according to him. When we call him Tom (which is his name) he says "No, Duckie!". My parents think it's just a stage, but he's ten, and I think he should know better...

He won't let anyone in his bedroom, but his rubber duckies, and won't talk to anyone but them. He also won't eat our food, only bread crumbs. I'm really concerned about this, as mental problems tend to run in our family....
Yes, I really do think he has a mental prolem. Tell your parents how you feel. Maybe they can send him to the doctor too see whats wrong. Tell me how it works out! Haah thanks! Hope everything works out!

♥Sam.

Q: where can i find a cheap cartlidge earring thats fake? (one that doesnt actually go in) thanks.
My best bet is either Iceing or Claires. Sorry ♥Sam.

Q: I'm 15.
So I go to church every sunday but we recently got this new priest like afew months ago. He's like 50 and he's really HOTTT! He's so funny and the gospel always makes me laugh. So like a lot ofnights I go to his house and I look in the window. I watched him pee one time and it made me like... get turned on. And like I always blush when I'm around him. HELP!
Um, go to the mall, trust me they probley have better guys. No affence! Anways this man is 50! & a preist!! I mean you have no chance wwhatsoever. haha Im sorry. Gay harmones. LOL!
♥Sam.

Q: My boyfriend left his contacts in for 2 or 3 weeks straight. he got in a bad habit of doing this. well, he finally changes his contacts and either the same day or the day after he gets horrible pain in his eye and it gets all red! it is now to the point where he cannot tolerate light and it hurts. i am very worried for him. he is being stubborn and does not want to see a doctor. this happened before and it went away within a week. my mom is a nurse and thinks it is infected. he just thinks i is irritated. i dont want to see him permenantly damaged or suffering! what do i do?
My mom had this same thing happen 2 times. A peice of dirt got in his eye, and it rubbed and rubbed and it scatched this corona. It will hurt really bad. Take him to the eye doctor. I hope it works!

♥Sam.

Q: sometimes i get this gooy white stuff in my underwear what is it?
This white stuff is called discharge. You usally get it when you are excited[horney], or just for no reason at all. All woman get it. No problem.

♥ Sam.

Q: Ok, my boyfriend is BI. I really like him and stuff like that. We haven't been dating long, and people are already making jokes about me, him, and his sexuality. I'm getting sick of it. And I need advise other than, ignore them. Because no offense, but it dosen't work. Thanks in advance. :]
Well, if they are a girl, just be like. Umm, exuse me your just jealous. Go get a Life. & be like I could have a 3-sum. HAHA! i meen thats always fun. & if they are a boy, just be like.. idk, say the same thing it will work probly. Tell me how it works out!

♥Sam.

Q: Is it possible to get a blood blister on your vagina or under the skin that surrounds it?
Thanks.
Yes, man, but what I imagine, that would hurt terribly. Sorry. Goodluck!


♥Sam.

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Hey! My name is Sam. Short for Samantha. Im one of those Tipical 13 year old girls. I am a absolute horrible speller. LOL! yes. Um, let`s see. You can ask me almost anythinggg.=p

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