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They just want to screw me
Posted Monday March 14 2016, 3:23 am
I want to find a boyfriend and be in love. Or at least have some kind of trust/commitment with someone. Every guy I ever go out with only wants to fuck me. I am a virgin. No guy ever lasts more than one or two dates because they just want to fuck me and when they realize it's not going to happen they magically lose interest. I've been on dates/hung out with dozens of guys and this is always the situation. I am not sluttty. I am actually quite modest. I'm introverted and awkward and weird. I can't for the life of me understand why I never attract someone who wants something more than sex. Maybe I should just have sex with all of them and allow my life to be a series of one night stands. Maybe that is my destiny?
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No cherry pop no pregnancy?
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 9:56 pm
So me and my boyfriend were trying things for my first time. If he only puts the tip in and doesn't pop my cherry can I get pregnant?
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Dating: are my sexual self and my emotional self disconnected?
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 8:09 pm
I am 24 and a virgin and every time I go on a date with a guy, he tries to make the moves on me within an hour of knowing each other. I want to have sex, I truly, truly do, but I want it to be with someone who I've established trust with. I can't establish trust with someone within an hour of knowing them. Why does EVERY guy I go out with seem to only want to have sex with me? I am really losing hope that that "right guy" doesn't exist, that I'm not going to fall in love or establish a relationship with someone. I just don't see how it's possible. Maybe this idea of "the right person" is a construct of society? Maybe I'm not the good girl I think I am, and am actually the promiscuous type but don't realize it. Maybe I ne...
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Depressed..
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 3:23 pm
Hi 17/F .. I'm just going to get right to the point. I love my best friend, we are like sisters and my whole family love her. We play hockey together and her mom is an employee at my mom's business. My mom pushes me really hard at practice and in games. I play because I want to prove to her that I can. I asked her to make me an appointment at the physiotherapist(R250) because I have a lot of problems with chin splits. She said no I only want to waste money. At our match saterday, 5 min into the game, my friend fell and hurt her arm. My mom took her to the doctor while I was still playing( I was sad because I really was playing my heart out). Her treatment was quite expensive(R1000) and my mom just gave the money without hesitation. She kee...
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My dad is always threatening to hit me
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 11:59 am
And I'm sick of it. I'm a 12 year old girl. Any time I say something he disagrees with he threatens to hit, kick, choke, etc. He's gone at me like he's going to hit me before. I'm sick of it sometimes I feel like I can't breath and my bodies tense I want him to stop but my mom doesn't think it's a problem and my dad just threatens to hit me more if I tell him to stop. What should I do? Is this illegal?
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Your thoughts?
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 10:16 am
Ok so this happened recently my sister who is 3 years younger than I am walked in on me and saw me naked which to me being naked is normal and no big deal,so later after the initial shock of the encounter faded away I went to kind of say sorry to her for seeing me naked. She then said to me "You dont need to freak out over it you were just naked, you dont look bad either and frankly I thought you had a nice package too not overly big but nice and thick" should I feel like no big deal by her comments?
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The Lost, Bored, and the Searching of Calendar Capturers!! (I know I write
Posted Sunday March 13 2016, 1:03 am
Ohkay... Got a major problem. I have way too much attention and it has ruined my life up to the present in terms of ALL of my most important affairs!!! There are people, who occupy themselves with life's data, and misuse it in ALL the easiest systems of easy acceptances. It actually equates to "stalking & hostile harassment". However, mostly going "uncaught", I am under full assaults. I've preservered, to retain itemized assets of value,but I keep finding my self in lousy communities where I can not use my talents and skills. Additionally, I can't keep undesired "stragglers" out of my affairs.. It's been almost a decade, and for every bad, I have to supply a good. I'm exhausted, fatigued and unsupported. Ye...
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Please, I need advice on how to change myself!
Posted Saturday March 12 2016, 6:50 pm
I have been together with my boyfriend of long distance for over a year now. I have no clue in the world why I have stayed with him so long since he has been the reason for my constant anxiety, low self-esteem and being depressed. It's not like he intentionally makes me feel these emotions and feelings; it's just I finally realized we're not compatible. For one, my dream that I have always held close to my heart since I was the littlest thing was building a house on my mother's land in the small town I grew up in. If I stay with my boyfriend, that would never be an option. I would HAVE to live in the BIG city or at least in a suburb for his gaming career. I can't do that for I would be severely unhappy for the rest of my life and he doesn't...
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pregnancy
Posted Saturday March 12 2016, 1:06 pm
Was just fooling around with my partner.. During dat time he just fingered me for few minutes but we were not sure whether he had precum on his fingers.. Later on being scared to death of pregnancy i took ipill..after 10 to 12 days of ipill i had my periods which lasted for 5 days is der any chance for pregnancy now??? Really really worried m having exam n unable to concerntrate.. Want an advice soon
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My sister is heartless..
Posted Saturday March 12 2016, 3:18 am
I'm 16 years old and my sister is about to turn 20. She got pregnant around last year in June. When I first found out I was devastated. We had planned so much for our future. We were going to open a hair salon together later and I just felt sad. I knew our lives would change I knew my parents would give her more attention, yes I was very selfish. I have to be honest, I was rude to her and I regret it with my heart and soul. After a while I got over it. We still fought alot during her pregnancy. She was so rude and snobby all the time she would rub it in my face that my parents didn't pay attention to me and just be mean and it would trigger me and we'd argue. In her 8th month she was on the verge of developing pre-eclampsia. She spent alot ...
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Triphasil birth control pills... Urgent please help!
Posted Friday March 11 2016, 1:05 pm
Iv been using triphasil birth control pills for a year and 3months but decided to stop using it..i havent use it for 11 days but today i had unprotected sex and he came in me..is it possible for me to be pregnant
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did i brk my own hymen?
Posted Friday March 11 2016, 9:01 am
Guys i am 17. Today i hav been mastubating 4 a week or two now. Me n my bf r waiting 4 me to turn 18 n hav sex. Now today while i was masturbating suddenly my vagina everythin inside strted hurting like hell. I almost felt like i might die. When i took my finger out i saw some blood on it. I am due on my period so i thought it might b d period blood. It bleeded for about a min or two n it stopped. My pelvoc area is still hurting. Is it possible for me to mess up wid my hymen?
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Is it bad to squat at my desk all day?
Posted Thursday March 10 2016, 3:55 pm
I find it much more comfortable to sit in a squat position at my desk. I sit with my feet on my chair, my knees level with my chest, my bum actually touching the chair and my back leaning against the backrest. Is this going to damage me at all? My legs tend to ache a bit but when that happens, I get up and wander around for a bit every so often. I just wondered if this position long term will have a negative effect on my body.
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Arguing about vacations/holidays, do we have a future?
Posted Thursday March 10 2016, 3:44 pm
My boyfriend of 3 years and I are 21 years old, he loves going on vacations/holidays and travelling to new places. I, however, cannot stand going on vacation/holiday. I live in a small town in the country in the UK and all my family live in the area. My family are the most important thing to me and I'm perfectly happy where I live. Travelling and going away really stresses me out, I do not find it relaxing, it's often expensive and I do not have a lot of money, I'm saving up for a place of my own. My boyfriend knows this but he's always really pushy about going on holiday.
I've compromised, a few months ago I went to the other end of the UK for a week's holiday but I was so stressed the whole time, all I wanted to do was to ...
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Stressed out with chrome
Posted Thursday March 10 2016, 10:53 am
Hello. I'm so stressed out about google chrome. I uninstalled it 3 times from the control panel then installed it 3 times. However the problem is still there. There are a lot of pop out ads like reimageplus.com, flirchy and other sites I never heard of. Also, my home page is constantly changing from my stable google before to ask.com, mysites, and other useless bullshit. Please please help me. I feel like crying. I have so many unfinished stuff. I tried changing the google settings like over 20 times but the problem still persists. I have an antivirus though and I've read something on omnibox or an article that sounds like it, but the problem is still there. What should I do please do help me.
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How can I gain back her trust?
Posted Thursday March 10 2016, 8:34 am
I'm 20 years old girl but I have a VERY strict mother with some very old fashioned thinking. I bought a corset last year behind her back and she found it today. She went on a rampage and told me what I did is the most shameful thing ever and that she can't believe it. She told me that I lost her confidence in me completely and now she wants to cancel my debit card account. Basically I bought the corset because I really wanted to try one,especially since I heard that it helps with people with bad posture and can alleviate a bit of back pains while wearing it. I bought it with my own money but since I didn't want my mom to know about it, since she opposed on me getting one in the first place, I asked a friend if I can use her address. So now ...
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Crop Top Season
Posted Wednesday March 9 2016, 11:58 pm
I want to get ready for crop top season. And my belly hasn't been as flat as it used to (even thought it wasn't super flat before). But in order to do that I need to excersie and eat healthy. But it is hard to eat healthy when my parents bring unhealthy foods into the ALL THE TIME. And I don't want to tell them because they will think I'm trying to lose weight and stuff. Any advice?
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Dating an Acquaintance's ex-boyfriend...
Posted Wednesday March 9 2016, 8:21 pm
Hey there, to start this question off I think there are a few important things to point out. I am currently a 20 year old girl attending college and a member of a sorority. If you were not or do not know anyone in a sorority, the dynamics of a certain relationship that I discuss (my pledge sister) may not make a lot of sense but I would still love your input if you feel you have some to give!
Okay, so this girl. She is in my pledge class in my sorority which means we were initiated the same year. It is probably safe to say that she was not universally well liked, and made quite a few enemies within the house. I never really got close to her but I always went out of my way to be a little nicer to her just because I hated the w...
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Volunteering for under 16?
Posted Wednesday March 9 2016, 3:23 pm
15/F in England
I apply for many places but none of them reply back to me over email. It's getting quite annoying especially since my school doesn't help or do work experience.
Any suggestions?
Thanks for taking the time to read and possibly answer :)
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how can i increase my clairvoyant ability????
Posted Wednesday March 9 2016, 11:27 am
ive been listening to binaural beats and meditation to open my third eye. im mostly doing this to do answers for this person ive bee n wanting to meet hin my life.
i dream of him and every time i dream of someone, i meet them physically and they look the same as in the dreams.
well this guy ive been having dreams about and he has a certian oclor of hair and i tried opening up my thir d eye more. and i asked what he actually looks like and i saw the same hair. i asked about 3 times and each time i saw same hair ---------- length and color!!!!
how can i get better with clairvoyance so i can get my answers of this person?!?!? THANK YOU
and when i ask about him i see trees at night as well as the hair?! what could that mean?!
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