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I'm In Love
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 7:48 pm
I love someone very much. Everytime I see him I feel like I can fly. But he has a crush on my best friend. But she doesnt like him that way. I love him with all my heart. How can I let him know how I feel? I'm afraid if he doesn't feel the same way I'll lose our friendship...
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stupid but i wanna know
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 7:39 pm
i was wondering...i'm the ultimate good girl...i haven't done anything remotely sexual. i haven't even gotten kissed yet. but i'm curious...about fingering, blowjobs, handjobs. can someone please explain to me how to do those? hah. i know that's rather stupid and could leave u open to lots of answers...but i need answers. and also pubic hair...shave? trim? i'm lost..any help is appreciated. and when you stop laughing at me maybe u can gimme some advice. ;) hah.
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agree with you
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 5:35 pm
yeah i am a big fruit and vegetable fan is it bad not too eat nothing else a part fruits and vegetable in college but my friends they think am on diet when am not or needed for that but they assume just 1 of them
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my mate takes EVERYTHING to heart! and she really cant take
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 5:04 pm
Everytime someone says anything (even joking around) she will get all offended and go off in a strop. I told her that she takes things to seriously and she got im a mood with me. I really dont no wot 2 say 2 her now - any ideas?
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i like a boy
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 4:44 pm
i like this boy at school but i am in grade school is that to young to start a relatioonship
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records
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 3:39 pm
So I've been doing my taxes and looking over all these papers I have, which is a LOT. I've got bank statements and credit card bills and cable bills and all this old stuff that's been paid and taken care of but that I kept anyway, just because it seemed like a good idea. Do most people keep all this stuff? For how long? I've got copies of old bills from 1998, I know I've got to throw somethings out here.
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xXx Boy trouble - PLZ HELP! xXx
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 3:34 pm
me and my bf have been together for 2 months but we spent alot of time together, i know he still wants to be together but i think it just isnt working, i dont like him as much as he likes me. I want to break up but i dont want to hurt him, how should i do it - as nicly a poss?
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Who else eat chips crumbs first?
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 3:05 pm
I like to eat the crumbs, and small ones first, even if I have to dig deep in the bag. Sometimes, I dump them out to get to the small ones. People think I'm weird. Am I?
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Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 2:56 pm
Whilst very drunk, i enlisted the services of a prostitute she started to give me a blow job but i changed my mind after it had entered her mouth twice, i did not cum. Is there any risk of me contracting aids?
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Poetry
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 1:42 pm
Hey adivce culumnists. I have a Question I write poetry and am wondering what you think of this? The last poem an this question is published by eternal portraits. I really don't get support with poetry.
I have three poems I want you to look at and tell me what you think.It would mean alot to me! Thanx!
What A Wonderful Life
As a young girl lays in bed one night.
She thinks of her life happenings.
She thinks of the smiles.
She thinks of the frowns.
She thinks of the tears that have been shed.
She thinks of the feelings of having her heart broken.
She thinks of the feelings of having her heart mended.
She thinks of all the people she knows and smiles.
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Getting off anti depressants
Posted Saturday February 28 2004, 7:18 am
Ummm....yeah.... i wanna know what the withdrawal symptoms are like if you just stop taking certain antidepressants. cos i have to get off mine sometime this year. and i dont wanna. im SCARED!!!!
People have been saying that ill get DT type shakes, nausea and bad mood swings.
Anyone with experience in this feild...i would muchly appreciate your advice.
Spankyou.
~Mordak
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fun or not
Posted Friday February 27 2004, 11:16 am
I have a friend, Alyssa, who has not had any sex yet. She wants to wait. Thats okay, but she always says that none of it can be fun. Does any one here already had sex and knows how fun everything sex related can be?
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help
Posted Friday February 27 2004, 8:31 am
i have ben single for about a year and a half i have been seeing diffrent lads but none o then what a relationship i want to find the right person how long do you think that will be
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cancer
Posted Friday February 27 2004, 5:39 am
hi please can you help me i am 16 and scared that i will get cancer, my mum had cancer she nearly died, my mums sister had cancer she died and then my dad's dad died of cancer do you think that i will get it please help
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not getting any!!!!
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 8:25 pm
im at my wits end with my relationship with my 50 yr old boyfriend i dont know what to do anymore.
im 38 well almost and i have a high sex drive and he has a low one we lye in bed at nite and that is it he is hardly affectionate to me more so to his computer we dont have sex he says he is too small we are both large people but this large lady has to have it not use to being without it lol but seriously i have tried everything lingere u name it i have tried it at least once i have even tried telling him about it. nothing works I want to have sex all the time i want to find a sex partner so if anyone is in pennsylvania let me know or close to me i know everyone says i should not cheat on him but sex once in 3 yrs is a bit rude well l...
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I play ze double bass..,
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 7:51 pm
Hey, I play the double bass, and I was wondering if anyone here knew where to get some good music scores from anime or other movies. I'd really appreciate it! Thanks!
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she's crawling all over my keyboard...
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 7:45 pm
I have a very adorable cat named Kiwamu sitting on my lap, but sometimes, when she miows, i'm not sure what she wants. I'm pretty sure it just means she's board, but I can't always let her outside. She always has plenty of food out, and she knows where her litter box is, so I'm sure it is just because she wants attention. How can I keep her entertained when I can't let her outside?
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I'm having a headache...
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 7:16 pm
What can I do about those annoying idiots online who never bother to spell anything right? (a.k.a. newbies). They're really annoying! Everytime I run into one online I just want to stab a fork into an electrical socket... It tingles, but then you die. Can anyone help?
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Sister won't get a job!
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 5:55 pm
My little sister will be 20 next month. She currently has no plans for school, and has been unemployeed for 5 months. She is just in a slump, she sleeps all day and has no motivation. My parents are at the end of their rope. They want her to do something, but they don't want to just kick her out onto the street. How can we get her motivated?
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why does he say this?
Posted Thursday February 26 2004, 3:07 pm
i have this friend who is only a male friend,we have known each other for couple of months but recently we talked and he said that i remind him of his x-girlfriends and that he replies it's like being married to you, why did he say that? i know i was nagging him today that he doesnt take me serious of what i say.Then i said
i just want you to act seriouly then taking a mock out of everything i say its not a joke and this is when he said to another guy in front of me so basically he said it to my face,that it's just like being married to you i can feel it?
but the other guy just got invovled by saying no it's not like that and both giggling and smiling while this friend was looking at me why did he mention this and said that...
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