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Me and my girl friend were having manual sex. I don't think I ever touched myself and if I did I never felt anything on my fingers, can you feel pre ejaculate? Is there a risk she could be pregnant? (link)
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okay so i was looking in buying that fat loss 4 idiots thing because ive gained about 10 pounds lately (i used to be really skinny) and im not fat or overweight but i definatly think i could lose some fat. im 5'3 17 years old about 118 pounds and i would like to be back to about 110 ? will this work for me? ive read on it and most everywhere says that its effective. (link)
Body by Auschwitz, its the final solution for your fat.


Alright so my sixteenth birthday has come and gone. I had won a big package by a recording studio in New York City and for a week we called and they told us that everything was set. Then the day of the party we went and they had booked paying customers and told us that they wouldn't do my party. I was so upset. So this year I want to do something nice. I'm not really a people person, not many friends who enjoy the same things as me, but I always go on shopping sprees so that's no longer actually special. My birthday is March 19 and I have no idea what I want to do. Does anyone have any ideas for something fun? I like Fashion, make-up, music, starwars, gossip girl. I hate big get togethers, dancing, and ' friends' get togethers. (link)
Wanna do it?


I am 17, My son's bio father is 18 (John), My fiance is 19 (Nate) and my son is 2.

I am going to first list the reasons why my son's bio father isn't allowed to see him.
*When my son was a baby baby he never woke up with him in the middle of the night he just ignored him.
*I have a police report filled against my sons fathers father for saying he was going to preform a sexual act on my son.
*My sons father made the same comment and called him a BAS****
*We had an agreement of him seeing the baby every other weekend and him helping pay for diapers and milk, etc. and two months came around he never helped at all i was providing food and milk for my son.
*He brought him to my house after the weekend, snot running down his face, his feet were black and he was all sticky. thats when i drew the line. and stopped letting him over there.
*he tried to have his sisters jump me and take the baby the police told me to move so now instead of ohio im in missouri.

Which now he wants something to do with him son and trys to call my phone etc.
I am engaged and when married i want my son to have my fiances middle and last name.

I dont have regrets but is my reasons good enough reasons to why i am doing this to better my son. thank you for your advice!


PS. my fiance raises my son as if he is his own child, plays with him, feeds, changes him, calls him son, etc. (link)
So i heard you get around, wanna do it?


I've been going out with my boyfriend for almost 5 months now, and I love him so much but hes going to be leaving in a few months for a job in another country for a year. He says that he wants to keep the relationship going and still be together when he comes back, but I don't know if thats going to be to hard to do. I've been really upset about it and it seems like every little thing reminds me about it..but it almost dosen't seem like it even bothers him, because hes been acting completely normal.. does anybody have any advice about how to deal with all this? ..btw.. this is my first real relationship, if that makes a difference at all. Thanks in advance for any advice (link)
He probably wont, he ll probably cheat on you with a man. Wanna do it?


i don't know why but i don't really have any guy friends. i'm 17 (female) and guys barely talk to me. when they do i'm not really shy or anything but the guys i hang around just never have anything to talk about so our conversations are brief. i dont really have a crush on anyone but i do find some guys at my school attractive/i would hook up with them but i don't know how that would ever happen. i dont feel like any guy would ever want to hook up with me... but i don't know why. i'm pretty "normal," not ugly or anything, in shape, good sense of humor, and i have a pretty wide circle of friends. i'm nice to everyone and i don't talk badly of anyone... im not clingy to guys either. i really need help, im woried about even getting a prom date! (link)
wanna do it?




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