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Everyone's always telling me how smart, mature, and "wise-beyond-my-years" I am. So I thought, forget xanga!, I'm unoriginal anyway, why not help out my friends with questions? Or anyone for that matter. So please, go ahead and ask anything(It's totally anonymous if you want): I'll give you my straightforward opinion. And I promise, absolutely no "Do what you feel is best" crap.

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hey... this is em... i was wondering... how do you get one of these???

First, you click the last link up at the top labeled "advicenators". Then it says a few paragraphs down 'Want Your Own Advice Column?'. If you click the link "register," it should tell you what to do from there.

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Hey omg i absolutly love your advice column...ok well i really need some help, how do u make a guy want to kiss you?(im pretty positive that he wants to but im not sure)! please help me!

Thanks, but I'm sorry it's taken so long to get to your question. Actually, I pretty much had forgotten about this site.

Now, I'm a rather overly-cautious person so i'd make damn sure he feels the same way before i go about flirting. But some people are more confident than others, so:

If you don't to kiss him first, instead you want him to iniate things - it's all about drawing attention to yourself, making him druel. Wear lip gloss, it makes your lips look pouty. Or when you're talking to him, playfully run your fingers across your bottom lip (nonchalantly of course).

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yeah my friends is having smart problems. how do i tell her she needs help and shes not so smart in a nice way..

First of all, what are 'smart problems'? As if being smart means that there's something wrong with you? And while you're at it, take a look at your grammar then ask me again who's not the brightest crayon in the box.
I don't understand, why would you even want to tell someone that? There's no need to make them feel worse about themselves then they probably already do. So how about, instead of deflating them, you offer alternatives or plans in which they can get the support they need.

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What does the universe look like beyond the limits to our visible universe?

Empty lifeless spaces dappled with floating dust and clouds. A limitless expansion containing no knowledgeable boundaries: it goes on forever. No mind can comprehend the magnitude of the universe. Some even believe parallel universes, time warps, or continuums might exist.

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if you had a shoe,
that was blue,
what would you do?

Well, having only one shoe might be a little awkward. I might try to get one that matched as closley. Then probably coordinate an analogous outfit that contained various other cool hues. Especially since I have cool undertones in my skin. But having blue eyes, wearing blue might contrast my eye color. Then again, I just wore the brightest hot-blue tunic the other day. However, it is my favorite color as you can tell by the layout of this column.

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What happens if you give in to temptation?

You get fat.


Actually, I have a theory on your so called 'temptation.' I had to sit through enough church lectures to understand something: You're bombarded with choices everywhere, from brushing your teeth to doing your homework. But when you're presented with a choice that you really WANT to do, but something inside tells you that it's wrong - then suddenly you have temptation. And depending on whether you made the right desicion or how favorable the outcomes were, you usually end up feeling extremely guilty for giving in. And that leads to having to repent... and somewhere down the line you end up rotting in hell... yatta yatta yatta. But sometimes the risk is worth it. It depends on the situation and what you wanted. Isn't life swell?

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Could you dye a dog's coat blue without recoloring its eyes.

I'm sorry I'm making a mockery of your site... but I was tempted. I GAVE IN TO TEMPTATION!! PLEASE FORGIVE!! (hey thats a pretty good question)

Yes, definitely! First: there's no such thing as a stupid question... only stupid people. :)

Now, for dying your dog's coat. You could try swishing him around in a toilet like in 'Meet the Fockers.' or
You know those at-home hair dying kits, (like Herbal Essences) I'm not sure, but i bet it could work on a dog's hair too. Of course, you might have trouble finding an unsual color like blue. But the hardest problem is getting him to stay still while you apply it. That's up to you to figure out.

Now what was that about changing its eye color? If you're asking whether blue would clash with its natural eye color (most dogs have brown eyes) I don't... think so? Brown and blue are the newest color trends for spring. Or you could buy a dog with blue eyes. Or you could just accept your dog the way it is. I'm not really sure what this question was asking. I've done the best I can. I hope I helped.

THANX SO MUCH FOR ASKING ME SOMETHING!! I LOVE YOU FIRST VISITOR!!

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Is this site working yet? To test the colors and layout.

Hmm, I don't know yet. But no one else is asking anything, so isn't this dandy. Come on people, this site is nothing without your questions!

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