Member Since: October 12, 2009
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Last Update: October 13, 2009
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Ok, I was at my girlfriend's house so we could go out and she had yet to take a shower. She didn't want to go out dirty so, of course, I told her that I would wait for her. Well, while she was showering I walked in because I really had to go (she is always cool with me coming in) and I saw her doing something really strange. She had the shower head (it's one of those handheld ones) shooting water between her legs! I'm talking, legs spread and everything! I didn't say anything to her because I didn't want to embarrass her but WHAT WAS SHE DOING?! (link)
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haha you really do t know?
u never watched the 40year old virgin?
she was getting off haha
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ok this is what happening
my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so I need your help
heres some background
i volunteer on my cousins softball team (im 17, the girls are 15)
and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and we're going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with her homework. I helped her on an english essay and she still got a C. This is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex
"no i cant its not right" she said but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"
So I gave her diddy kong racing and ken griffey jr baseball, and then she goes to my room. shes a bit confused and scared.
Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz I hear you guys on TW saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
Ok so I have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.
I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game? (link)
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omg i have no helpfull advise but thats
the funniest thing iv ever heard.
wow ugh ice it lol?
search your house for pain killers.
damn dude really your probably going to
have to just tell ur parents the worlds most akward story
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So I kinda like this kid who's more on the nerdy side and not so "hot" side.
I'm more popular and have a lot of friends,yet for some reason I like this kid.
He supposedly liked me a few weeks ago and i didnt tell him i liked him but i didnt tell him i didnt.
we usually talk everyday online but like sometimes he doesnt talk to me first and i don't know if he still likes me,because if he does...then he might just not wanna be annoying.
I'm really good friends with one of his best friends and So i guess ill talk to him and see what the deal is.
The kid also talks to all my friends,never announcing that he likes them but implying that they are really pretty and stuff,and im sure he talks to them as well.
It's a weird situation.
What should I do? (link)
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i think you should go for him.
i mean god i get so caught up in social status
there is this guy that is obviously way
under my league like im not being cocky
its just a fact. But im giving him a chance
an im so glad i did because im totaly falling
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My friend jacklin said i can use her account. This is her friend Jasmine. Is it wrong for a 14 year old girl to go out with a 17 year old guy? I mean i love him really much. I dotn want it to be wrong cause i lvoe him so much. IS it wrong for a 14 year old girl to go with a 17 year old? (link)
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well i have a 14 year old sister
and if she ever touched a 17year old they
would both be dead.
In reality when i was 14 i fell in love with a 17
year old bad boy an it was the best experience
of my life. To this day we still keep in touch an
it helped me learn alot about myself
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Hey, I'm a female, and 17 years old. I have had sex more than 7 times and dont get me wrong it feels really good, but I was just wondering why I haven't gotten off???! the guy does obviously but I dont think I have?? Is there something wrong? or I would know if I did get off right? because i dont think i have. ): Id like to cuz I'm sure id love sex a lot more if i did. am I correct? any advice? thanks (link)
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some girls it takes a special guy to get them off. Trust me you would know if some guy gets you off. An im not judging you but if you have had sex as many times as you say there is a chance you are not having that deep connection whith a guy that defiantly makes sex amazing. Like i said not judging you im your age an just talking from experience.
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