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Ok, I was surfing the net, and I decided to take an IQ test to see how smart i was. Im not bragging or anything, but I already knew that i was smart because i have straight A's in school(im in 8th grade) Well I took two different IQ tests and both of the results told me that I had a genuis IQ. I want to know how i can take a certified IQ test so that i can know for sure. I rate!

well, it really depends on what you mean by genius. you see, genius iq is 120 or more...so if you see genius as somebody really smart (as yourself) then yes, you are a genius, but if u mean genius as in einstein, then youre not a genius.

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ok well lately ive really had the urge to have sex. im a female and gonna be 15 soon and i know its too early but i dont know what to do. i dont even know how to have sex but ive been having dreams about it and everything. i dont want to be a slut! please help

well, you can always come over to my place

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okay i go back and forth between my moms house and my dads house. The day after i went to my moms house, my dad lost my cat. He said it got outside, and then i come back a week later and he tells me this! what should i do???

put a sign that says:lost cat then give ur phone number and write this under it: reward: sex with my family.....i bet people will start bringing in anything...even pens!

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ok, i asked a question on naming my pups a few days ago and now im back.... theyre all girls. one of them is brown and ive named that one brownie. the rest is four black ones....with a few brown or gray spots here and there...two are really fat and two are pretty chubby. what should i name them? thanx

how bout black and blacker and fat and fatter??? or fatterer and blackerer instead of just one er...clever huh?

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What can i do to get a butt that fits n jeans?

buy jeans that r ur size or chop some of it off(i recomend the first one)

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ileant my mum 40 pounds and she wont give me it back cause she think i stole it out of her purse I DIDNT

how can u lend ur mom weight?

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I was born studdering. I didn't say my first sentance until I was 3. I still have it but its not as bad. I usually do it when I get nervous or I don't talk for a while. What are some things I can do it get rid of it?? I've had speech therapists but that didn't help.

heres something that i learned that helps u clear ur speaking: u place an object between ur uppper jaw and ur lower jaw(make sure u dont swallow it) and then try to speak. then take it out, and u should be able to speak better than before u had the object in ur mouth. if that doesnt work, then try to speak slower.

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