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uhhh yeah im human..go to khs...wrestle, skateboard, and play bass and guitar...the end
Gender: Male
Location: keller texass
Occupation: pro question answerer
Age: 15
AIM: briklayer634956
Member Since: February 28, 2005
Answers: 10
Last Update: March 3, 2005
Visitors: 840


What part of mexico are you from? my bad, como te llamos, soy de eres en mejico? Periods taste like strawberries, right? Will your sister suck me...i like being sucked...queef...funny word....so what do you do to do that and how do you get rid of it, it itches so bad and the bumps make it harder to rub, the scabs keep breaking and the lotion burns the open wounds!?! (link)
im not from mexico dumbass... no.... and queef is a nickname


how do u have sex? (link)
put ur weiner in her pussy/ass/mouth/ear


its not hypothetical its rhetorical....dumbass (link)
same thing


i shot 2 pac (link)
nigga wanna die... bitch got shot


is it healthy to buy period blood off the streets and fry it? and is it ok that i put my "special sauce" on the cheeseburgers at mcdonalds, you know the secret sauce they use.. its my fuckin cum.. i fuckin splatter it all over the hot old ass beaner chicks with 4 teeth and a mustash and a mole the size of rhode island on the side of their neck... i just fucking love chillie dogging their mother fucking tits bitch.. i got to go im baking a fetus in the oven i hope its premature thos r the best... good luck finiding you dick (link)
wow that was imaginative.... uhh yeah do what u want michael.. giz on whatever u want


well mr. smart guy..whats a question with no answer called.
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a hypothetical question dumbass


have u imagined a world without hypothedical questions?
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yes


have u thought of n e thing else beside "The Third Line" or are yall just gunna stick with that? (link)
uhhh i dunno


hello there barry,
i was wondering how many times a man goes through puberty because i am curently 46 and i just droped a 3rd testicle. i am single and have my needs, so i recently commited adultory with this "woman" named mercedes i met on 22nd street. i was piss drunk and mercedes ended up having a 12 inch penis. i must have gotten mercedes off somehow {big penis's require big work ;) } anyways i have this burning itching red spots on my genticles. what should i do?
thankyou (link)
men go through puberty approximately 4 times..with a total of 7 testicles...and good luck with u and mercedes


what should i do if my dick fell of and now i dont have a weiner? is it ttrue i h eard u have a little DICK cuz that sucks man......... (link)
find a new dick




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