Member Since: December 30, 2006
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Last Update: December 30, 2006
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Hi everyone,
I was wondering, how long does it take for your stomache to shrink from not eating??
Thanks for any help, guys!
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Whenever you stop eating, Japan, during the birth of a child, the father used to have to lie in bed and act like in labor. So it will take 15-35 years for your stomache to shrink. Usually, it will expand by millions of amounts, but then it will shrink to the size of a pea. Then you can't eat, and become a lesbo. So, I suggest you get very very over weight then smile at a man in Japan who studies sarcology, aka the stuy of soft parts of the body, usually the vagina. Enjoy getting oatmeat bathes in your toliet. Yay
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When I shave my armpits, it usually gets red and irritated and theres sometimes a couple of hard bunps. I use the same shaving cream and razor that I use on my legs, and my legs come out fine. Why is this happening? What should I do different when I shave my armpits? Thanks 13/f (link)
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Well maybe you should move to Europe because the women there don't shave at all. But if this is not an option then maybe you should try to rub crisco all over your torso so that you can make yummy cookies in thshower. Teh heat should make the cookies rise unless you take cold showers then you can consider yourself a lesbian and you should think about cutting your barbie's hair off and making out with it. soon you will realize your love of women and become a transvestite hooker that doesn't shave.
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How much are webcams? Where can I get them? And also, does it take pictures or just videos? What do you use it for? Any info would help :] Thanks. (link)
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What are you using webcams for? Are you videotaping yourself masturbating? If so, i advise you to do the "nasty" on a bus...its more thrilling live and in person. You can find webcams at your local supermarket, but you have to tell everybody in the store what you are using the cameras for. (even small children) Webcams cost anywhere between 50 cents and a thousand dollars. If you are videotaping yourself having gay sex, please put it on youtube and title it "Advicenators"...I would like to see it very much so. It will help me fufill my orgasm to the highest intensities. MMMMMMM. Eat goobers. Buckle up. Its the law.:)
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anyone know where to get the piano music for the song "hallelujah"? any version, doesn't matter (link)
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NEWS FLASH!
hallelujah is NOT a word.
Seriously all you need to do is slap yourself b.c sriously your so stupid! the word is compunga- or ui believe that is the word that your soul searches for.
Oh and piano'
s will be illegal in 3 days so you burn yours or takes it up w/ George W. (dub-ya)
Oh and if you can't figure out the music for yourslef you are bad at piano and will never make it farther than guam.
You KILL polar bears.
oh, and i would say your good-byes to the Washington Monument if i were you.
Hope this helps!!!! :)
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i have just turned 14 and all my friends but me have gotten thier peirods.
is it possible not to get ur peirod if ur a normal healthy girl?
am i just late because they make fun of me and say im the only child left.
its iembarssing and i feel left out.
is that weird or normal?
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i've got some horrible news.
you're a REAL BOY!
you're a man.
well. that sucks.
you have high levels of testosterone, and sooner or later(most likely sooner) you will grow what seems to be a misshaped penis that projectiles a semen-like blood formula that is normally used for human creation. if you don't believe me, then screw you. no i am just kidding. let me continue.
lord of the rings rule.
you won't get your period or your new penis unless you support frodo and his club of miscreants.
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Is it true that you can get a tummy pooch from holding your breath when doing crunches? I read it in a magazine and I realized I do that, I also have a pooch! If I start breathing better
during my crunches, will the pooch go away? (link)
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you are so right. i have experienced with this exact phenomenon for at least three hours. i have come to the conclusion that if you hold your breath while doing crunches, a great dane (a pooch, if you will) will appear on your stomach within ten minutes. the great dane is probably dangerous, so you must do your best to always please him. first, rub his stomach. all dogs love this. but soon, he will not be satisfied. at least let him lick the peanut butter off of your breasts and vagina(s). but soon, you will realize that the great dane was just an allusion! when you hold your breath doing crunches, your brain does not get enough oxygen, and you begin to dream of things you never would have expected! if you don't want to take my word for it, try this site:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain
hope i helped!!!
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Does anybody know where to get the Kenan and Kel show DVDs in the season pack? Thanks! (link)
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Ok
1) spin around three times while belting the theme to titanic at the top of your lungs
2) Eat 2 and 1/2 pieces of triple cheese dog kibblets
3) put on your dancing shoes and sing footloose
4) go to borders and buy the sisterhood of the traveling pants series and a box of kleenex-its a tear jerker!
5) go to blockbuster and rent the little mermaid-b/c you need a cheer-up after reading those books
6) drink some water, b/c you need to stay hydrated or you will die!
7) have sex with the 3rd person on your myspace friends list
8) repeat steps 4 and 7 but this time do so while naked and while listening to the Enya soundtrack
9) have a baby named heidi and take her to Switerland on vacay!(yes , 9 months later)
10) decide a better way to spend your $ b/c no one wants to watch kenan and kel
DON"T DRINK ORANGE SODA!!!
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ok i know this may sound like ok well i am a total weirdo or w/e but i have to know/am wondering how to prepare to makeout? like give me the total insite the total 411 (link)
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STEPS ON HOW TO PREPARE A MAKEOUT SESSION:
1. drink lots of milk so he doesn't crush your bones
2. eat garlic bread, trust me, my guy loves a good garlic-fest before a quick makeout session.
3. try to balance objects on your head so that you will stay level while he is petting your boobies.
4. for more advice, question your father because he's good. REAL GOOD(i would know)
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ohkay well im horrible at starting conversations and so is my boyfriend. and i feel like and idiot when were sitting around not talking about nothing. hellpPP? (link)
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you should probably tell him that you are into animal porn. this is an ultimate turn on for all guys. you can buy a copy of it at any science store, such as the discovery channel store. if not, order express from ebay! it will come the next day. you can watch it together, and trust me..you'll have LOTS to talk about. good luck!
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