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Q: Ok you know who this is so i'm not gonna...yea...neways this girl moved down from chicago and shes bisexual and hot so shes almost everything i want and i think she wants me just from the way she talks to me but theres this other girl whos like the complete opposite...u no like goody tooshoes and usually i hate that but i cant help liking her...which 1 u think i should go out with?

Well go out with which ever one you feel more comfortable with. And with the one you would want to spend time with.

Q: hey KT umm yea sum1 told him and he said he didnt like me at all that way!!!! omg it hurt so bad i want him 2 like me but i dont want 2 get annoyin by like umm sayin y dont u like me or nethin like that cuz umm my ex- b/f did that and it was so0o annoyin!!! lol well juss help me out plz!!(again lol) thanx ( hope u kno who this is!! TMNT 4 life!!)

hey sweety i talked 2 u about this already but i wish u the best of luck!!! much love 2 u babe!!! hehe

Q: hey girl om i like this guy but im afraid if i tell him that i like him hes ginna b like ewww u like me gross or reject me or sumthin like that and i kno from bein a girl that no 1 likes bein rejected!! but he is so hot and he flirts w. me sumdays but then others hes like umm ok u can go now!!! ugh its so confusin!!!!u kno who i am cuz his name starts w. a "T" and he is a hottie w. a bodie!!! lol!! but yea juss help me PLZ!!!

dont tell a guy u like them!!! trust me i screwed that 1 like 2 maybe 3 times.. just keep doin wut ur doin.. flirtin and all that cool stuff!! thena fter a while if he seems really interested or w/e then maybe tell him u r interested.. hope i helped!!!

Q: HaHa katie get me a guy 2!lol...its smelly melly!lol j/k...u know who i want!! lol yup yup yup

WELL UR HALF WAY THERE ALREADY N ALL ON UR OWN!!! LMAO IM SOOOO PROD OF U -high five- LOL

Q: Hey Katie..

It's Ashoooo.
I love you!!

I NEED A GUY. GET ME ONE KATIE. THEN THEN YOU AND BILLY CAN BE TOGETHER. KJ!!@!?/

I LOVE U ASH-O SRRY BOUT UR EYE.. U KNOW U WANT EYES!!! LOL SRRY I WILL TRY N GET U A GUY!!! HEHE LOL

Q: do you think its bad to make out w/ someone for fun?

hmmm... yes b/c then the person mite think u like them.. now if u like the person then it can be fun i guess.. but dont do it b/c u wanted 2 n u have no interest in that person wut so ever hope i helped!

Q: ok here we go...theres this kid and i think hes soooo adorable and cute and hott and i really wanna talk 2 him but once im like behind him or by him or something i just cant get the nerve 2 talk 2 him and it really pisses me off b/c ive been wanting 2 talk 2 him since sept.14 and obviousley its been over a week! i have no idea y im scared 2 talk 2 him...hes a skater and im not scared 2 talk 2 this other skater kid but im scared 2 talk 2 him and this other kid what do i do?!?!?

bring a friend with u.. like a friend that's not shy n have them say hi first then u can say hi and start talking.. n if u still cant do it then say 2 urself "if i dont do it now im never gunna do it." lol hope i helped.. hehe i know who this is!!! lol

Q: OMG katie i really need help, there is this one girl who i WAS like best friends with and well she started talkin all this shyt. it got annoying when she would b all nice me n krap! UGH if she wants to talk shyt then well she needs to do it to my face. how do i deal with this prob cuz i am sooo tempted to go up to her and punch her. . .u kno knock out a couple of teeth I NEED HELP!

uhhmtalk to her?... i cant make u like n not like an ex-friend.. but try talkin to her.. and if u dont wanna be friends with her then just dont think about her n if she says shyt then bring it up 2 her and don't hit her unless u really truly have to.. no jp!!

Q: when i get mad all i think about doing is cutting myself! i do it and then i regret it, how do i get myself to stop its like a addiction PLZ PLZ PLZ help me!!!!

thats not just an addicting thing to do.. it's actually a sickness n trust me u really need 2 see a psychiatrist.. im not saying that in a mean way.. but that really is a problem and u need to talk 2 sum1 about it..

Q: how come girls bitch about their problems??? im jk my question is do u no who i am if u get it rite ill give ya 4 dollars...(thats all i can manage cuz im poor)

nice... ok grlz dont bitch about all their problems.. just most of em.. haha im guessing.. uhhh...hmm...CJ, martin, or Josh lol tell me who this is tho plz..

Q: hey katie this is cj(was i supposed to say my name?)ok neway i dont really have a question but that thing u said about lettin him down nice and easy thats is the worst advice!(in a guys p.o.v.) do u no how many times a guy has heard "lets b friends" or "i dont wanna ruin our friendship" its like a fucking nife in the back! lol well neways i no ur gonna bitch and thats wut the reply box is for :D

cj u ass!!! lol jp i love u well thanks alot for screwin up my advice column hun!! haha jp.. ok well 2 abd im not a guy so how would i know how they REALLY feel.. well mr. advicenator start ur own advice column!! haha jp i luv ya still!!

Q: hey baby gurl! ok um well i kno ur gonna kno me after this but oh well! c i have a guy issue! ((im not a lesbian or nething))but ok here it goes! well yea i like all the guys right n i just broke up with one but i have been thinkin bout his hugs, sweet kisses, his smile, n the way hes so sweet!((now i kno ur thinkin...ok well if he has all this, then yd i break up with him?)) well c um idrk y! cuz i had to? n i cnt ever go up to the guys i like n tell em i like em! ugh this sux for real! well neways n i think the problem is i fall in love too easy! n once u find out who i am ull agree with me on that one! but im not really ovr this one guy from a long time ago but i just dnt kno! grrr! i need ur help((duh or i woodnt be here!))so yea be my grl n help me out! even tho u always try, its not wrkn out quite that well!:/well w/e just do ya thing((or try, for ME))
love always, confused n

hehe i know who this is!! lol alright sweety look.. if u felt like u had 2 break up with him there must have been a reason.. and it was prolly a good reason.. but with the other guys u like don't right away tell emu like em.. jus talk to them occasionly 4 a while then become friends then u can start flirting.. if u flat out tell a guy u like em.. it usually isn't gunna work out.. unless he's dying to date u tho.. lol but since i know who this is we can talk bout it wenever!! luv ya hun!! good luck..

Q: Why are guys poo poo heads?

lol.. b/c they're jerks!! lol jp jp no sum r n sum rn't.. u jus gotta find the right one!! trust me u will..

Q: theres this guy i like n hes a sophmore n goes to MRH...n hes my friends bro but hes really really hott n cool...neways everytime i go to his house i want to hang around him, but my friend sed that she doesnt want me to like him or w/e...i dont kno wut to do...i guess u can juss call it a typical crush??????

love always,
ME!!!!!!

alright well like i say u cant make urself not like sum1 love is a feeling.. u dont wake up n say to urself "i think im gunna love s n so today" it doesnt work like that.. and if shes ur friend then she should respect wut u do n who u like.. if u like him great.. and if ur friend has a prob. with it then maybe u should talk 2 her about it.. trust me if shes a good friend shell understand.. hope i helped u!! good luck!!

Q: my ex b.f friends asked me 2b his gf and then he asked me 2 the homecoming dance and hes allright but he gets annoying i dont like him at all but i kinda lied 2 him.

whoa! u lyed to him??.. i'd rather be rejected then to find out a date had a grudge behind me.. but look.. u can go 2 the dance with him as friends.. n if u dont wanna be his gf then let him down easy n say sumthing like "i think being friends is alot easier.." u know sumthing like that.. and if u dont like him dont ruin the night of ur dance by goin with sum1 u dont like.. he's a guy they get over thingz.. they dont thingz as hard as grls do.. so if i were u i'd go with sum friends!! hehe but dont keep a grudge behind him and dont do sumthing u dont wanna do.. hope i helped u!!

Q: well there is this girl named Katie and everytime i see her.. think about her i think of SEX SEX.. and more SEX... what should i do?...

alright i hope ur not talking bout me.. if ur not then umm safety first use a condom.. no im kidding.. try n respect her space n think more of her personality n less of sex.. if that doesnt help then u need a father/son talk!! srry..

Q: i have a very very serious problem.. i am a white/mexican.. or u can call me an albino mexicn.. and well i got this thing were.. i act black.. all the time.. its very scary.. its lyk yo fool... ur all up in my business and i dont lyk u so bounce... i rep the seseame street.. and u dont get in unless u kno ur ABC's.... i always have a random thing goin on.. u kno.. lyk the 1st thing that comes 2 my head is.. FEDAL POSITION!!.. and eehh...i want 2 kno how 2 stop actin lyk a wigger.. i think i need a book that says how 2 act black for dumbies!! well thank u and peace out my home gurl!!

umm well u r who u r.. but if u dont wanna act like that then put a rubberband on ur wrist n everytime u say sumthin u dont wanna u snap it!! trust me it works!! lol n if that doesnt work then i guess u r gunna have ta find a book lol jp thanks 4 askin hope i helped!!

Q: ok well theres this kid and hes really nice but hes not that good looking and he likes me but like if i end up going out with him my friends might make fun of me AND he is my friends crush but he doesnt like her should i just let him keep crushin on me or should i ask him out b/c hes really nice and probably would make a sweet boyfriend?

well caring about wut ur friends r gunna think of u or him is dumb.. i mean.. if u like him then go for it.. but if i were u i'd talk to ur friend that likes him.. but don't worry about his looks looks r so not important.. persoanlity is so much more important.. if he's a sweety n if ur crushin on him then make a move or ask him out.. and tell ur friends u cant make urself like sum1 and u cant amke urself not like sum1.. but do wutever feels right..

Q: me and my friend are on a diet and it doesnt seem ti be working! we have tried the fruits and veggies diet but i doesnt help at all!

hey alright look.. just eating healthy isn't gunna make u loose the weight.. u gotta eat healthy on top of a daily exercise program.. b/c if u eat healthy eventually u might gain it back sumtimes.. but if u exercise u will burn it off completely..

bio

hey hey ppl.. alright my name is katie im 14 i live in katy tx & i go to MoRtOn RaNcH hIgH sChOoL.. class of 08' baby!! anywayz.. i love 2 chill and hang out with my friends.. i love 2 have fun and laugh way 2 much.. but i guess thats all for now.. if u wanna know more i guess u could e-mail me or IM me.. whatever floats ur boats u chicks & dicks!! hehe luv ya!!