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Member Since: March 27, 2005
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Last Update: June 15, 2005
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so I recently decided I hate my fucking life, what to do now?

Peter Chriss (link)
get counseling. Simple as that. Unless you like hating life.


Oh Master of girl getting please answer me this one question
So I like this girl very much, but the problem is shes a good friend of mine, we've known each other for about 3-4 years now and I really like her but I am not one of those guys that hangs around his ex girlfriends a lot, should I go out with her and risk her not ever talking to me again or should I just keep the relationship at the friendship level?

Ace Frehley (link)
Well, the way it sounds you contradict yourself in there. If you don't hang around your ex's, then she isn't the one not talking to you, its the other way around. But that's besides the point.

If you like her that much, i'd say go for it. But if you guys break up, then shove your views aside and stay friends with her, if your friendship matters that much.


i'm starting to get bad at tae kwon do. What do you think i should do to get better again. I know you can answer because i know you take tae kwon do.

>>> martial arts master (link)
work on it more. practice is the key.

of course, i know you've been bad becuase you don't actually do martial arts.


OK I am going out with this guy, he was so nice a did things for me without being asked. But now he is cold and distant and it is not like him to do that. Me and my friends think that he might have split personalitys. I don't know how to tell him I think he needs to see a pycitatrist. What do I tell him?

-little pyro (link)
Be straight with him. Tell him you are concerned aobut the way he's been acting lately and think that he should get professional help.


Jay I like this guy, but he's a complete jerk. I can't stop liking him though. What do I do? (link)
Hmmm....that's a toughy. First off, this is something completely normal. Girls seem to be very attracted to assholes in most cases. You are one of the few who relaizes how stupid this is. Congratulations!

Secondly, find a new target. Just go "boy hunting" I suppose you would call it.

It is very possible to stop liking a person. Just tell yourself that he is horrible and a jerk and blahdeeblahdeeblah and your problem should be solved.


so theres this girl. My friend told her things. I dont think she is ready for another relationship after a bad previous situation with some guy. So we talked and came to an agreement that we both feel the same but we should talk more and see where things go. How do we not make the situation awkward? What do you SAY master JAY.
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How? Don't bring a relationship up unless you feel the time is right. Go by your instincts, sir.


just friends?? is there even such a catagory??

i dont think so...that never works out for me...except for in a few situations

lol..so tel the truth jay...is there a "just friends" with out a little interest in that area? (link)
Of course there's just friends. While they may not be sincere about it, it exists. Take that.


Well I have a problem. I like two different girls. The first one, Colleen, is really sweet and she is so hot and I want to do her. The other is Kaitlin and she is really sweet and I don't want to do her, but maybe just mess around with her. Which should I choose? (link)
If you're in it for the sex only then don't be in it unless you're desperate. And you sound pretty damned desperate.
We'll talk about this later, (@/\/\340n. got it? good.


So i have a friend and he likes a girl...but theres a problem. The girl is smart, athletic and white...and this friend is overweight, not so smart(rank 200 sumthing and the girls top ten%) and hes of an asian desent...now the problem is that hes afraid that the girl will ignore him so he doesnt talk to her but hes been given a deadline of the end of april to tell the grl or some of his friends might break the news. What should this guy do? (LETS SEE YOU ANSWER THIS ONE) (link)
Lets see me answer it indeed.

Well, in all honesty, If i were a fat asian dude, and i wanted to get the chicks, I'd get some big ol' buff man to pick a fight with me, make sure she watches, then i'd kick the guy's ass with my 1337 asian martial arts powers. But that's just me.

Go with what works best. Tell him to win her over with kindness, or hilarity, or other such things. If all else fails, then just be blatant. Only thing that could hurt is your ego.


Ummmm one of my friends feels like he/she is the lesser of _______'s and now has low confidence in himself...what should I do to make him/her gain that confidence back? (link)
Have him/her do any of the following:
Go to www.giantego.com.
Talk to their friends.
Do something to forget
I dunno....talk about it? that usually works as well.


what is the meaning of life? (link)
See below


what is the meaning of life? (link)
42? Yes.




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