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Q: Hi, I am looking for witty saxophone quotes. I have already Googled, but didn't find anything. I'm looking for quotes to put on shirts for my saxophone section. They can be semi "dirty"... so far the only things I can think of are:

Too Saxy for this Shirt
Sax Machine
Practice Safe Sax... Use a Neckstrap

I'd like some more suggestions so that my section can choose one they really like. Thanks!
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/saxophone.html

Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you.”


Q: well now my friend knows i like her
cousin but i dont realley know how to flirt =/
any suggestions on flirting???
http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt

http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt-Through-Online-Conversations

http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt-with-a-Guy


http://www.wikihow.com/Attract-the-Guy-You-Have-a-Crush-On

Q: ok i am 15 and i wear a bra size 32A. i dont wanna have like dolly parton boobs, but i want regular sized boobs without getting a job done and without gaining weight. AND WITHOUT STUFFING.

any ideas???
The truth is there isn't much you can do without gaining weight or resorting to surgery. I'm your age and I wear a bra size 34C but I only weigh 105 pounds. Its not as great as it seems because I'm so small I have to get em reduced sooner or later. Be happy with what you have, I'm sure you are beautiful just the way you are!

Q: does anybody know any good bible verses to help me get over my girlfriend breakin up with me, and hurting me? thanks
This is about getting rid of negative emotions:

John 16:33
Phillipians 4:13
1 Corinthians 13:4

These are about being strong when bad things happen:

1 Peter 4:12-13
1 Peter 5:10
James 1:2-4

These are about forgiving others:
Luke 6:37
1 John 2:11
Matthew 6:14-15

Hope I helped and I'm sure you're a great guy who didn't deserve what your girlfriend did to you!

Q: I split up with my best friend about a year ago. And only about a week ago he apologized and wants to be friends again but when he was a dickhead he hacked my myspace and email and said loads of bitchy stuff. All of my other friends are fine with him but he didnt do anything to them before. Should I forgive him or keep away?

Forgive him but don't forget what he did. People change sometimes and maybe he'll be a good friend again.

Q: Why is it that Christians worship Jesus more than they do God? Jesus isn't God but it almost seems that he is more important to Christians than God.
I am 15 and a nondenominational Christian. For me, Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are the same person or entity. So when worshipping Jesus you also worship God.

Q: last night i had a dream,where there was a tornado coming towards my house and then i was across my room .I tried to yell to my mom but i couldn't hear anything come out of my mouth and i was trying to reach forward but it felt like something was holding me back to keep me from going forward tehn i just kepy sayin devil leave me alone and then i woke up and i gasped.. somebody said that dream was an experience of a witch riding my back.. i want to know y did it happen.......please help
Some people say dreams are like the evidence of the unconscious mind but sometimes dreams are just dreams. Meaning there may not be really any importance in them. It could be that you are afraid of something or feel attacked. But then again, I'm no dream specialist.

Q: Hi, I'm 14/f,
My nails are an ugly shape, and they grow at different lengths and break how can I get it to grow quicker and get a nice shape to it? At the moment I hate looking at my hands because of my nails.
Thank you!!
Depends on what you want to do with them. They have different cheap nail polishes that will strengthen and make your nails grow which really work but take a few weeks. As far as shaping and evening nails go, a simple nail file will do the trick. Clear nail polish also makes your nails shine.

Q: I want some female friends, however when they see me(am not dat bad @ looks either) i dont find any enthusiasm in them which really puts me off to start of a converstation, how do i cope with it? is it right to talk about sex with them after couple of converstations
One thing I know is us girls love to talk especially to fairly attractive guys.All I can say is just be yourself. Try to find out what they like and enjoy. For example, if you hear them talking about wanting a new red car. You can go up and say something like "Hey, which color do you think this car would look better as, red or black?" Obviously you would know the answer, but it be a means of conversation. As far as the sex thing goes, I'd say not to talk about it first. Girls are attracted to gentlemen when looking for friends. If you get more comfortable with them, then I don't think it would be a problem.

Q: I want to delete my profile and make a new one, how do i do this
it will delete pretty much everything if you fill out this form

http://www.advicenators.com/deletec.php

Q: where do i go to get a good love song to put in my aim buddy pro?
look on iconator.com
they dont have just icons
they have lots of different other profile tidbits too

or go to mag.weddingcentral.com.au/music/songs/love-songs.htm - 23k -


Q: any one on here know where the spot of the bible, where it predicts 9/11, and the end of the world an such. please be specific, dont just be like THE NEW TESTAMENT!
thanks !!
any help is appriciated.
i dont know about the 9/11 part..but i think revelations is where you're heading.

Q: the other day my friends cousin brought me my friend and my other friend home. their all into like heavy metal and stuff. and then there was one song that i've heard before but cant think of what its called and one of the kids said its from UFC. the name of it is simple and then i forget the rest. any ideas of what it is?
I have absolutely no clue, but if you remember a few lines of it or a bar in the chorus, you can type it in the Google search bar and then put "lyrics" on the end..that usually works when I'm trying to find a song.

Q: Well I'm 15 now and I first got my period when I was 12. So I don't know when the period starts to become regular??? but mine isn't and I don't know if that's normal or if I'm just over reacting...
Oh and here's my hight and weight if needed:
Hight: 5'5"
Weight: 106lbs
I'm no gynecologists or anything, but I am a 15 year old girl. I got my period for the first time when I was 11, and I'm 5'3 and I weigh 105 lbs and according to my doctor, I'm about as healthy as you can get. Its normal for young girls to not have a regular period around our age, by time your in college it should be around normal though. Like I said, I'm no doctor, but I hope I helped.

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