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Dear KK,

My friends and I are headed on a road trip to new york city this weekend. I was wondering if you knew any hot guys up there we could hook up with. I don't know...say maybe...a model...or a film student.

Also we were considering taking a poor gay boy with us...do you think thats a bad idea?

Sorry for the delay on this question. Well, let's see. I actually have been considering meandering up to the Big Apple myself, and I do indeed have a few connections. As far as models/film students go, I'll leave that to you and your friendly Yellow Book.

Take the poor gay boy. Homosexuals are oppressed enough without being rejected from impromptu trips to New York.

My question to you is... when did "kid chemical" start being abbreviated as "kk?"

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hey. my name's ren. well, to start off. i just started back to school, everythings going great. i'm so happy. i'm doing good, getting every accomplished. i know it's my junior year & i have to buckle down.

but theres still a part of me thats lonley and sad. all i feel like doing is sitting in my room, cry, listen to my music, cut, and read.

i'm a recovering cutter. i still every-so often cut, but.. i don't know what wrong with me.

please help.

As a recovering cutter, I can honestly say that I understand the internal turmoil that you're feeling right now. First off, just know that you aren't alone in the way that you feel... if you were, emo music wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is. Secondly, there is nothing "wrong" with you, per se. You simply choose to direct your anger, hurt, and frustration in a different way than most people do. However, cutting can be a dangerous and disfiguring habit to maintain, so I recommend that you either talk to a trained counseler, a close friend, or even read up on a website devoted to the issue (www.ruinyourlife.com is my personal favorite). If all else fails, please feel free to IM me on AIM: hey kid chemical is my screenname. So take care of yourself and get your life together... I'll be keeping you in my thoughts.

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what is your faverite cookie?

My favorite cookie is definitely the Snickerdoodle. That's not really an advice question, but whatever works.

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Woot Woot?
Or not to Woot woot?

~Woot Owl

That is the question. It is my advice that wooting before marriage always somehow leads to trouble, whether it be in the form of unwanted "party favors" or little woots running around like heathen maniacs. And if you do go against my advice and choose to woot out of wedlock, be sure that you use the appropriate protection.

Glad I could help!

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