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hey. im sarah. i love napoleon dynamite. i love all my friends. and i LOVE going to stone valley. ask me anything, but pleez make it stupid so i can laugh at u bcuz thats SO fun! lol jkjk...i wont TELL u that i laugh at u, but i may still...*teehee*...well i love you all u sexy moFOs! U ALL ROCK MY GIANT HOT NEON YELLOW STRIPED WITH SMALL ORANGE POLKA DOTTED SOCKS!

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does anyone know any eyeshadow colors that would look really nice on a dark haired gurl? my face is sorta red all the time too so i duno why tho lol but i heard blue looks really bad on all blondes, but i have a silver and it looks cute.. any others? please!!

ooh thats soo me, i just wear black mascara, dark brown eye liner and shimmery brown eyeshadow everyday, thats mah makeup!! also, to bring out ur beauty in ur face get dark red lip colors (expensive or cheap stuff works, i hav rite aid & longs makeup! haha, u could also go to sephora and get stuff there if u want sumthin real nice!!!)

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im kinda shy not as bad as i used to be but id like to be more outgoing with people i dont know! i don like anyone rite now but i still wanna b more outgoing incase i start to like someone. well anyway i wanna kno if anyone has any like tips for becoming more outgoing. thnx

when ur with ur friends juz yell and scream, try goin up to random ppl and juz bein like, my mom lost a chunk of her right brain, please save her, pleez. its sooo funny, juz do it or make sumthin up, youll get wrapped up in the moment and next thing u kno everyone will kno u as the crazy chick (thats so me) haha, HAV FUN!!

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I`m a senior in high school. I`m turning 18 soon but my boyfriend will still be 17. If we have sex after my birthday, will that be illegal?

of course it will be illegal!! it would be considered adultery, rape...yah...dont do it! its a bad idea, sex is fine, but u should be really commited and at least outta highschool, DO YOU REALLY WANNA GET PREGNANT AT AGE 18 AND THROW AWAY UR LIFE?? and dont think birth control and a condom will do it, bcuz it wont, just DONT DO IT, makeout, kiss, "play around" but nothin serious!!!!!

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would anybody know how i could get a picture into my advice column HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, smart one, go to ur profile and theres a huge thing that says PICTURE! PUT IT RIGHT HERE. damn ur stupid

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Wats some good websites that are free that have really good games that are really fun

yahoo games, addictinggames, for yahoo--pool and graffiti are really fun!

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i have this really hot friend that i like LOVE but he doesnt like me as more than a friend WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?! i need ur wise help


slightly confused

HmM...go up to him and stroke his arm and be like " hey baby" put on lots of lipgloss and lipstick and makeup and revealing clothes so that he like gets "hot" u kno what i mean (~.^) wink wink. lol and then MAYBE he will think ur hot and want to DO U ALL NIGHT LONG. lol prob wont work

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ok so im totally in love with my husband *will hung* but lately ive heard that hes been *she-banging* some girl named Wongsta who looks like a flower and stings like a bee (like everygirl in history)
What can i do to make him she-bang me again????
(p.s. that girl sarah is totally hott but she has a boyfriend named Pedro already!!)

well
this is really serious. this girl is OBVIOUSLY wayyyyy hotter then u and she can be a playa if she wants to be! SHE LOVES WILL...AND SHE LOVES PEDRO! is that a problem with u? well, it better not be bcuz SHES SO KOOL AND I KNO WHO U ARE TALKEN ABOUT! she is like my sister. omg how could u do this, sarah is so hot and sexy and shes my bitch lover, damn it! u hurt me so bad. f-u whoever u are! LOL...

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What's better?
a) a girl who's drop dead gorgeous with the IQ of a broom

-or-

b) a girl who's cute and can carry on intelligent conversation (like... genius level IQ)

please say why, and how old you are so i can figure out how that relates to my age bracket...

please and thank you!

a) all the way LOL bcuz i am 13/f and im not like OMG UR SO HOT but im not like omg ew what a fatty but i do hav the IQ of like well a really smart 3rd grader!! LOL..hm. yes i am weird. bye!

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Is it ok to flush a pad down the toilet?

OMG NO. LOL I TRIED AND IT WAS SO EMARRASING BCZ MY DAD HAD TO UNPLUG IT. ANYWAYS PADS SUCK USE TAMPONS!

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