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I'm making this short & sweet & not dragging it out like many other advicenators. I'm here to help you, but if you start complaining about your life then I will tell you how immature you sound because complaining means your weak, & I'm positive there is someone out there going through more than you. Don't like my attitude? There's an [x] button on the top right corner of the screen - it's there for a reason; so use it.

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I met this nice Italian guy on Myspace,
and he wanted to know if we could talk
over MSN, so of course, I was like, sure.
He seemed really nice but then he wanted to
get on his webcam, so I said alright.
I've watched other people (non-sexually) on webcam.

Of course I had to tell him: don't strip or anything,
and he said he wouldn't, but then I guess he
changed his mind and took all his clothes off?
I felt weird saying "No" and he obviously wasn't
going to take "No" for an answer.
Oddly, I watched him but felt really nervous the whole time.

Not to sound like a dork or anything,
but I've never really seen a guy close up naked.
However, I was kind of disgusted with this naked guy.
I was also really scared, which is weird,
because most of my friends have actually
had sex with a guy and obviously they are
comfortable with even more than just looking at that!

Is this usual? Is it ok to feel a little freaked out by...male parts?
I am really boy crazy and I love guys, so why
do I freak out so much if I see a naked guy?
What if I'm a Lesbian?

And by the way, I won't be watching that
guy on webcam again so don't worry!


maybe because you're human? and that's what humans do.

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what are some kinky things to say to a guy?
anything.

"What sexy pimples you have."

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What are Obama's views (some of them)
Like I know he supports
Universal Health Care Reform
and Border Security
What elsee?
thanks =]


google it. you'll find it in under 5 seconds.
or your money back.

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who sings the song on the iphone commercial.
it's upbeat and the first line is "music is my boyfriend"
thanks


www.google.com
gets 'em every time

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I'm getting a side kick soon,
but i want to know, which one would you recommend?
Sidekick one, two, or three?
any other cellphones worth checking out?
thanks :]


You should get the Sidekick LX.
It's coming out in 1 or 2 weeks.
It's also known as the "Sidekick 4."
There's information about it on Google so check it out.

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WEll ok my best friend is a girl and we have been through alot together and i really love her and dont want anything to happen to her and ill make sure that nothing does however, theres a problem she likes to get around and have fun with guys and it hurts/ pisses me off...by the way i dont like her more than a friends...she gives them head,let them finger her, and fucks them and im afraid one time somethings going to go wrong and she going to get pregnant...i want to convice her she dont need it but she just laughs at me and goes and does it anyway such as right now shes fucking a friend of mine in my basement...i dont no what to do...i want to tell her how i feel and also get her to stop!! Anythign in helpful! Thanks


You're such a great friend! Wow, she's lucky to have you. Give her one more chance to talk it out. Prepare a speech about pregnancy and AIDS and stuff without making it TOO boring, and give some facts, and if she laughs in your face, she doesn't deserve your time. You're obviously trying hard to make her stop, but I don't think you will be able to control her actions. The only way she IS gonna learn is if she gets an STD or even worse, gets pregnant. I think it would be a good thing if she got pregnant, because that's the ultimate and best way she's gonna learn that she's screwing up her life. Telling her to stop will probably only make her do more. If something bad happens like pregnancy, she might for once learn from her mistake. Just give her another chance, and please, if she doesn't listen, let her suffer. I know she's your best friend, but you shouldn't have to spend all your time trying to help her out. If she won't listen, it's her problem not yours.

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Hi I'm 27 weeks pregnant with a girl. Her first name is going to be Riley but I need help coming up with a middle name. There are so many names that go good with it but me and my boyfriend can't seem to agree on any. Any suggestions? Please no stupid answers.


Cambria.
Corina.
Carmen.
Candace.
Aubrey.
Aurora.

As you can see I like C names, haha.

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i have a verizon vcast phone. how much a month is vcast? and do i have to pay for each song in addition to the monthly charge? would it just be cheaper to buy the music essentials kit?


1) The cost of your vcast phone each month depends on the plan you signed up for. You should know how much it costs considering you signed a contract. If you forgot, call Verizon & they will look up your account for you.

2) If you wanna purchase songs, yes, you do have to pay for EACH song you buy, and on top of that pay the monthly charge.

3) For the last question, I'm not really too familiar with music essential kits but if you really wanna find out what's cheaper, I'd suggest once again calling Verizon and seeing what they have to say. It's always in your best interest to get a professionals opinion.

And that about wraps it up... :)

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so i have a problem. i can never hold a conversation with a guy wheni talk to them on aim. it seems like we run outta things ot talk aobut. we go throught he suaul whats up and everything and then we just kinda fade out.

how do i keep the conversations going.??
any adivce is appreciated!


Yeah, it's hard to keep conversations going on AIM because you're not face to face with the person. I'd say that you should ask a guy to hang out so when you go on AIM the next day, you guys have stuff to talk about. If you see a movie you can talk about a movie, or if you like make an inside joke you can laugh about it & stuff. If that's not gonna work for you, just ask him about his day & ask him like what his favorite songs are, favorite movies, food, & just random stuff. Tell him you wanna get to know him more. You could also send him a funny video on youtube & make jokes about it. Just don't be boring because chances are, if you're boring too long, he'll stop talking to you.

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How much do the plans for sidekick 3's usually run.
The one's with like 1000 minutes, unlimited texting, and internet access? I really want one, but my mom said I would have to pay for it by myself, so i was wondering how much it costs.


Thanks :]

http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/plans/

That has all of the plans for any phone T-mobile has to offer. If you want an 1000 minute plan, it'll be $39.99 a month. If you want a MyFaves plan where you pick 5 numbers and you can call those 5 numbers as much as you want, without wasting minutes, it's $59.99 a month for 1000 minutes.

For unlimited texting & internet, it's $19.95 a month if you have a talk plan. So now you're up to around $60 a month without MyFaves, and $80 a month with MyFaves.

The phone itself costs $199.99 after a $50 rebate and you have to pay a $30 activation fee.

If you don't have a good enough job, you probably can't afford a Sidekick 3 if you have to pay for it yourself. It's a lot of money, especially the monthly plan.

I hope you get it though! =]

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15/f
billybob is 17

soo billybob..
i liked him awhile ago, then i kinda forgot about him..
then this year, which is my sophmore year and his junior, we started talking
and its already the second week and we got really close..
but latetly ive been really upset and he asked me twice today if i wanted a hug and i said idk..and he didnt give me one anyways..
he usually meets me at my locker twice a day..but today he didnt show..
me friends all think he likes me and im not sure of how to act around him..
i think i like him and i dont want to date him if its going to end up like my last relationship did, but he makes me smile and i appartently make him smile alot..but im soo scared! so if you could help me out before 7 tonight that would be great!


Look you'll never know if he likes you until you ask him. If he does, go for it. You seem to have a lot of feelings for him and he seems pretty sweet, so take the chance. Don't go too far with him though because the relationship could be 2 days or 2 years, you never know. If he won't come to your locker anymore, go to his & see if he gets the idea. You can always tell him how you feel, because communication is the key to a good relationship. Have fun!

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So there's this guy and I know girls probably ask this question all the time but does he like me? He talks to me on msn and myspace. He askes my friend about me all the time. Plus he has a nick name for me which I wont put on here. haha. WEll I think he's trying to make me jealous so my other question is. Does he still like me even if he's talking to another girl on myspace and at school? he only talks to her in front of me. Or so like it seems. I don't want him to feel like he has to be a ass hole and make me jealous. I hate when guys do that. You dont win a girl over by doing that. So does he like me or is he just being a typical guy. The kind that talks to ever girl and wants to get a lil taste of every girl he knows? I'm not really sure. I know I drive him crazy by ignoring him and making him want me even more but that doesnt mean I dont like him. Doesnt he know anything about how girls play mental games with guys? I really need to know. Sorry if that was a little long.


I don't know him, but it SEEMS like he possibly likes you. But he may just be flirting? Guys are big flirts, duh. You need to straight out ask him or have your friend ask for you. He's beating around the bush so you can't tell if he really likes you or not. If he says he likes you tell him he doesn't have to try to make you jealous. He'll act like he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, but he'll get the message. Good luck.

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ok so i like this guy and hes a really cool guy. we used to flirt a ton earlier on in the year, but then we didnt have ne classes and didnt see each other as much. now we like never talk. ive tried to talk to him online or somehting bc i never see him, but he never answers. but now hes going to a whole different school, and i wont ever see him.
how do i keep this relationship going. i atleast wanna be friends. thanks for reading.


I agree with the girl under me. Talking over the phone is always more effective than online. Call him up and just say that you've been thinking about him & think you guys should hang out & kinda catch up on each other's life. Maybe a movie, or go to like starbucks or somewhere where you can have fun. If he doesn't seem interested, you might wanna just not bother with him. You'll find plenty of other great guys.

=)

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How do you "hit on" a guy?


Uhm you hit on a guy by flirting with him.

Looking at him and then looking away when he looks back, touching him a little on the arm, & shooting him hints that you're interested is hitting on a guy.

Don't forget, crack is whack!

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