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Location: Edison
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Age: 16
AIM: BPT3424
Member Since: July 20, 2004
Answers: 21
Last Update: August 7, 2004
Visitors: 1525
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bro im serious my wife is gonna kill me, i need something man, this is so humiliating please help (link)
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You're right, you do need something...and that something is an oozie/knife/glock/lightsaber
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Mr. Troll, this is to make a correction to a prior question that was answered incorrectly. The question was,"if a diesel engine train was moving east, which way would the smoke blow". The correct answer would be that diesel engines dont blow smoke.
My question today is.....If a rooster is sitting on a peaked roof, which way would the egg roll off? (link)
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Well sir, I'm deeply sorry for my error, although in all honesty that was my original answer, but I went against my better judgement. The answer to today's question is that rooster's do not lay eggs...they're male.
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this is humiliating but, i cant get it up anymore, and no pills work what sould i do? (link)
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i have no idea bro
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listen troll, you think your all hot cuz u got this site, well im seriosuly gonna mess you up so you better watch your back and by the way....witcha broke ass (link)
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my broke ass is ready and waitin big fella...bring it on
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Dear Mr. Troll,
If a diesel engine train is moving east, which way does the smoke blow? (link)
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hmm i'd hafta say...the way of the wind...dont test me, they cant arrest me, fake right crossover shoot lefty
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why are black people smelly? (link)
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hmmmm not all black people ae smelly you kno...only most
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troll, is it the size of the boat, or the motion of the ocean that does it for the ladies? (link)
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hmmmmm....ya kno, i really don't know
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paul, i have been meaning seek your advice, or opinion why i am a ten on the cool scale. you are not required to give out my name, but please, explain to the good people, why i'm a ten (link)
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Because you're Kyle Freakin DePew
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hey troll, do all black men have big penises, or are some big some small, is it a mixed bag, whats going on there? (link)
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hmmmmmm tough one here buddy...I think that all black men have big penises, but thats just a guess...I'm pretty sure that the order of penis size from biggest to smallest is trolls, blacks, whites, and so on...sooo woopdeedoo troll is on top AGAIN (here that ladies??? big doodle over here!!!!)
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Troll, currently i'm in your backyard up in a tree with a sniper rifle. You are sitting in your black computer chair with your duke shirt on and rim-rocker shorts. Actually i can't even see your shorts but I know you are wearing the rim-rockers because thats the only shorts you wear. I have you in my sights as you read this. I guess i need a question for this to be appropriate in the advice column. Well all i have to ask is... What do you have to say about Canada now, bitch? (link)
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Oh Canada Canada Canada...My opinion of Canada is still the same (filthy northerners). And also, you posted this at 1:39 AM, when, at which time, I was sleeping like a trollish baby. Soooooooooo that's a bogus threat my Canadian amigo, but when you actually can infiltrate Trollyville, me and Kiwi will be waiting.
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P.S. I trained Kiwi to shoot a shotgun...just IMAGINE the POSSIBILITIES!!!
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Troll, do u consider a person that beats tha shit out of u and smacks u in tha face wit baby powder (costco size) a friend? It doesnt really matter if u do cuz i will do it to u anyway! I was just wondering
Billy (link)
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All I need to say is BRING IT ON BILLY.
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Who the hell puts dollar signs before and after their name? What a faggot. Suck mah ballz troll. I'll kill you one day.
#Canada# (link)
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Okay Canada, just because American money is worth more than that crappy Canadian money, there's no need to be rude. And what the hell is that # crap? You like tic tac toe that much buddy? Hmm tic tac toe....American game? DAMN RIGHT it is. Stick to hockey and curling and whatever other pointless crappy games you have. And even if you do kill me one day, which won't happen,...wait, you're not gonna kill me, so keep dreaming those CRAAAAAZY canadian dreams of yours, and get some help
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P.S. What's it like being an openly-gay man?
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I always want to have a sleepover at a certain person's house that shall remain nameless because of his little brother who is probably the second coming of jesus (or satan). Yet there is this stupid dog named Kiwi who always slobbers on me and it makes me want to knife the dog really really bad. What should i do oh wise troll?
P.S. I hate trolls (link)
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Well, I'm sorry you hate trolls, but that's beside the point. Personally, I think that Kiwi is a good dog, just not appreciated. But if this dog really does bother you, go for the knifing. As for the little brother, I'm almost positive he's the second coming of satan. Need I remind you he came at his oldest brother with a knife? TWICE!! And also, wait for a Friday or Saturday to have it, because this person's mother works very hard every other day. Trolls rule.
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troll...i just checked myself into anger management classes (guess who i am) and i realized that im more explosive than implosive. My teacher started pissin me the fuck off the other day so i knocked him out and pinned him down then repeatedly busted his face open....HOW DO I DEAL WITH MY ANGER?? (link)
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Well, it seems to me that you seem to have a huge problem with people. Perhaps yelling "FAGGOT!!" repeatedly would help. If not, I strongly suggest you take some sort of drugs, otherwise, you could hurt someone some day. All in all, i think you're just a misunderstood kid. Just dear Lord please don't do anything stupid like take Nitrotech or another steroid-type thing. Good luck FAGGOT
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why are you soo sloppy and grimey (link)
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"Sloppy" and "grimey" are such bad words. I prefer "unorganized" and "dirty" instead. And to answer your question, yes there is hope, because that little doggie grew up to be...yes, you guessed it....Bob Dole. Now isn't that the most inspiriing story you've ever heard? I thought so. ANd may I remind everyone that this is an ADVICE column, not a WHAT MAKES TROLL TICK column.
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Troll. Why won't you just die? (link)
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Well, ya kno I probably would, if I didn't still have my life goal: destroy the entire nation of Canada. Once I accomplish this, which hopefully will be soon, then I'd be happy to just die.
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P.S. Watch your back Canada...it's almost time....
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o wise troll-
i just met this kid Shorts, and he's so awesome, and funny, not to mention sexy. i want to be him. is there any possibility of me being as cool as him, or even as cool as you? (link)
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Shorts is quite the cool. In fact, I'd o so far as to say he's EXTREMELY cool. Sadly, I don't think you have a chance of being as cool as Shorts, let alone myself. But if it makes you feel better, you could always kill Shorts, and wear his skin as a suit. Think about it.......
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soo troll
it looks lyk ur coping a website idea is that a normal habit of yours? ;/ (link)
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First of all, I don't have a clue what "coping" is. And if what you meant to say is COPYING, then no, it's not a normal habit of mine. In fact this is the first time I think I ever have. And I think that the viewing audience is very happy that i decided to COPY it, arent you guys?...I'll wait for the applause later. And if you ever give me a displeased/sad look again using a semi colon and a slash mark (;/), then consider your dog KNIFED.
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mr. troll i have a problem with my penis. While looking at porn starring females i am not aroused although i would like to be....but when im out and see a guy i get aroused and embarresed...have you had this problem if so what should i doo (link)
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No, I can honestly say I haven't had this problem, you flaming homo. Good Luck in high school.
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listen troll, i work at a country club and this kid i work with is a reeeeel dooooche. his names paul brandenburg and i honestly wanna kill him, but i dont wanna get locked up, what should i do? (link)
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Well, i dont know if you should mess with paul brandenburg. I hear he has some anger issues, and i think he jussssssst might beat the hell out of you afterwards. So if you do go after him, make sure u finish the job the first time, otherwise your life might be painful for a while
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