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Why cant Evan ask a normal question? (link)
wow, this is a very difficult question, but id have to answer your question with the only obvious answer...evan is too drunk all the time to ever truly understand what hes saying, so there


how come no one wants to watch tupac ressurection? (link)
its just so over played man, 2pac who is what most people are saying.if you want a crowd to watch a movie i suggest something involving beastiallity, i think thats what everyones into nowadays, but stick to 2pac cuz hes west coast rap, and thats dirty....and i like it


stephon called me again wat should i do (link)
o man, im so sorry.#1 give him the antidote, thats most important, and #2 you gotta get caller id, how many times are we gonna have this convo, honestly


why do black people walk like dis (link)
well evan....brothers are still packin


i have 2 questions... why do black people smoke so much refer and why do black people shave there heads i mean they have great hair i just dont understand it (link)
well.....brothers are packin


I've heard sooo much about those new warm sensation condoms by trojan. Have you tried them yet...and if so how do they feel? (link)
well actually i have just recieved one myself at ozzfest. i have not yet used it on an unsuspecting lady but i have a few in mind, and by the way i heard its amazing


is it wrong for two cousins to hook up with the same guy? (link)
actually it kinda is, but if those same two cousins wanna stop by my house anytime soon....itll be alright. so lemme recap, it is very wrong for two cousins to hook up with the same guy....unless that guy is me, bottom line im nice


Am I Nice? (link)
who isnt nowadays, bottomline man, "nice" has been thrown around starting from the godfather of the word himself abdel kodder nemer elsamna, but i geuss you are nice for asking such a nice question


i heard john has some homemade naughty videos of himself and sells them to ppl on the internet for kicks....is this true?!? [ i do not want to see them ] (link)
sadly...yes, john is a disgusting human being and is ashamed for it. and for all of you to know, that was not r kelly in thoe videos...it was john


What do you think is more gay: a falcon or a hawk? (link)
without question a falcon is more gay than a hawk. if you didnt already know, falcon is the code word for gay porn, true story. nuff said


has john smirffed any other the bus boys where he works??? (link)
no....john has not, and for everyone to know, john smirffed the smirff out of karmela....and she enjoyed it very much


does it feel better to be bent over the kitchen sink or have ur head shoved in the oven... witcha broke ass (link)
well im actually partial to the stove to be honest but, between the two, id definately go with the sink, just cuz there might be dirty water....and i like that


what feels better penis in vagina or penis in anus (link)
well considering i havent done anal sex, id have to say vagina. ive done that many a time, and it was good, beleive me


I have a very big schlong as well, but its difficult to stick into women. what should i do? (link)
well man, one word, two letters....KY, works everytime, try the warm effect one, damnnn im gooood


how big is your schlong (link)
well to be perfectly honest with you, its about 7 1/2. i dont lie. by the way your a fuckin gay ass fag for asking that....next question




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