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Dear Jill,
Troll here again, hope all is well. I got another problem on my hands. I have this friend, we'll call him "Pat". So "Pat" is in LOVE with our friend's sister, who we'll call "Crenna". The only problem is, I'm almost positive that "Crenna" is in love with me, the Troll. So Jill, how do I break it to "Pat" that "Crenna" has fallen for me? Besides, can you blame her? And if you can't help, then I'll just hafta ask "Crenna's" sister "Nill" for help. She has an advice column too. PLease help though. I don't know how much longer "Crenna" can contain herself!!
Sincerely,
$Troll$ (link)
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Dear $troll$,
I'm not sure if were talking about the same person here but crenna is nice to you and sticks up for you but that doesnt mean she is attracted to you. she is just friend material so don't misconstrue her good nature
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to add to the thing from before the latest comment i recieved was:
a stiff "johnson" has no conscience.
good quote but not wen u hear it from a parent lol. (link)
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yes that would be disturbing to hear from my parents i feel for you
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my parents loooooooooove to talk to me about "sexual relations" and i really get uncomfortable. sometimes i wish i could just tell them to shut the fuck up. but i know damn well that wont go over to well. is there neway i can drop hints to let them kno to leave me alone.same person with o.f. comment lol. (link)
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maybe you should tell them that your responsible and would never do anything to jepordize your future you might be lying out of your ass but aleast it'll get them off your back
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Dear Jill,
i've been told that ppl who don't REGULARLY wash their hands after using the bathroom tend to carrie dangerous diseases...i think i may know someone like that...how do i tell them its gross and to just frikin wash their hands?! i think they might try and give me those diseases...help plz!! (link)
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i will certainly tell them to wash there hands thats gross and i dont kno who would ever do that
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dear jill my friend is a lazy piece of shit. he sleeps till atleast one everyday. by the time he is up im already at work or out playing dodgeball and we wind up never chilling. he sleeps through my fone calls and knocking on his door. how do i wake his ass up. (link)
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you could set his alarm clock early when he is not looking and if that doesnt work sneak into his house and pour water over his head trust me that will wake him up
ps make sure its cold water
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Jill Anne Dean...are you forshizzle? (link)
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i think so
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What is the best way to give a guy head? (link)
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sry im not well versed in this topic ask a close friend or relative
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Dear Jill,
I am currently having a problem with my sister. She is totally fixated on the fact that she is absolutely perfect.(which is a false idea)Also that she feels that she can control everyone in my fanily including me! How should i break it to her that she is living in a dream world? (link)
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face the facts your sister is perfect youll just hav to deal with it sry brenna
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Hi Jill...
Just wanted to let you know, I really love your advice column and I have a really important question, but I'm too embarassed to ask my mom or my brother who has one testicle, so im asking you. my boyfriend always wants me to give him hed...whats wrong? i dont like it but he makes me....how do i fix this? i hope you have an answer...sincerely...the girl with a wooden leg aka your favorite asian (link)
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dear girl with a wooden leg
if you do not want to give hed all the time then dont no one can make you do wat u do not want to do soo if he physically makes you that is abuse! and if he really liked and respected you he would not force you to do something you really didnt want to do
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What the fuck did you expect asshole .. for her to mentally repair your tv .. jackass (link)
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ummm i dont kno wat i did to offend u but u need to seriously chill out so take ten deep breaths and look at wat u just wrote
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Hello jill dean
i have a question, sometimes wehn my husband and i are in the bedroom together i ask him to dance for me ( you know gangster style) so he turns on hot in here and starts dancing but he just cant back it up the gangster style...what do i do? (link)
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maybe you should expose him to bet for awhile and let him watch music videos it might be fun! and together try to copy moves from various videos this might help him improve
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my sony XR widescreen plasma has been acting funny. the pictures seem to be blurred at times, and the fixation pannel in the back has given me no hint on how to observe and fix the problem, what should i do? (link)
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call ur tv guy i dont kno
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW U WERE ON AN ORAL FIXATION, SICK FUK. lol. jillerz i love you like a fat kid loves cake :) (link)
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Thanks i suggest u look up oral fixation and get ur mind out of the gutter
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hey xojillerzox
i was just wondering if you were still stuck in your oral fixation phase lol cuz a couple of my friends are! (link)
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AHAH umm no im currently out of my oral fixation stage but theres no saying when ill re enter it
ahahhahahahahah
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Yeah this is for the troll .. I think you misinterpreted what you are trying to say .. Instead of "coolness" I think you ment "gayness" I mean theres nothing you can do about it .. I'm sure your friends would still accept you even if you are a homosexual .. maybe (link)
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I'll ask u not to comment on my answers and horribly misinterpert questions thank you
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So lets get down to business. hehe. Okay no matter what I do everything anyone ever says to me I turn into something perverted. I can't help it .. I think its cause I'm lonley and need to get laid. any opinions? (link)
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Find yourself a man!!!!!!!! and if u cant even manage to do that put an ad in the personals stressing that ur easy. ps try not to verbalize ur perverted thoughts on everything...just do it
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Jill,
I've had a crush on this person for the longest time and I don't know how to tell them how I feel .. what do I do?
PS - that person is you (link)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA just tell the person and see wat they say but if ur cruelly rejected im sorry ull hav to learn to deal with failure
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Dear Jill, I've been called a "Trolly" character for quite some time now, but that isn't the problem. My problem is that I am so incredibly kool, it's come to define me as a person. I'm sick of being so gosh darn cool. Please Jill, Goddess of Advice, help me to overcome my incredibly high level of coolness and be a normal person.
Sincerely,
Trolly in Trenton
P.S. Tom Dean is second on the coolness meter (to yours truly of course!) (link)
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Dear Trolly,
being cool is not an option for u its a lifestyle so lyk urself i hav a similar problem with excessive coolness u just have to except it and be urself and if ppl dont lyk it its their lose
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Dear Jill,
Im having problems in my love life my girlfriend is in dancing. She always has dancing every day and we never get to hang out because of it. What do you think i should do. Its really affecting the relationship. Should i dump her is that rite? (link)
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HAHA I had the same problem once dumping is good if u really dont lyk the person if you lyk them enought and you dont cheat on them then its worth saving if u dont.....then dump her!
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I was looking in the categories and i saw technology-> Netiquette. What the shit is netiquette? (link)
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this is the definition i found after looking up the meaning of netiquette-> Etiquette practiced or advocated in electronic communication over a computer network. so its etiquette on the web or good manners lol i kno its weriod
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