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Member Since: April 12, 2007
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k i really like this guy in my class and hes in all my classes but i cant tell if he likes me or not. we usually walk home together because we live near eachother and when im not walking with him or with him i always see him glancing in my direction. we get along really well and all that stuff but he hates my two best friends because they purposely annoy him. also i dont know what to do because im pretty sure one of my best friends are jelous because she knows i like him and she keeps telling me that he keeps msging her for some reason and she told me that he asked out this one girl but im pretty sure its a lie because when i talk to him he says that he hates her and my bestfriend didnt hear it from him either. but it still bugs me because i really really like him. any advice please help me!! (link)
I think a good idea would be to introduce him to the comma. It means both of you will get some more air to breathe and maybe will make you a happier person over all. While you're meeting the comma, you could meet the capital letter too? My first date with my current girlfriend was with the apostrophe and we've been together for seventy-seven years now. I really couldn't be happier :)))))


Ok well I tried out for play at my school and I got one of the lead roles. I was soooo nervous for the audtion and thought I did horrible, but I guess I didnt do as bad as I thought. The problem is that they're making me audition again. I have to read for the part that they cast me as and I'm scared that they'll take my part away from me! So if anyone has any ideas on how I can rehearse or keep my nerves down then that would be great...thanks! (link)
A well known phrase for actors and those in the dramatic profession is "Break a leg", as I'm sure you are aware.

So quite simply, climb the tallest building you can find. 4 storeys is adequate, no more than 5. Hang off the window and recite the following:

"ROMEO OH ROMEO WHERE ART THOU ROMEO?!"

Then jump, screaming "ROMEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as you fall. If done correctly, you will have broken a leg and you'll do FANTASTICALLY at the audition.

If done incorrectly, well, you're paralysed from the neck down. For life. Acting is a dangerous profession.


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You are execrable, my dear.

If I were to steal a fish and hand it to anyone in the world, it would be you.




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