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-jenny

I'm pretty sure my life is over now. Thanks Alex. First, you stop talking to me and now I don't even get my poster? Wow Alex, why don't you just aim and pull the trigger for me.

-jenny

NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU. GOD!

Well ok, I lied. I will have sex with you.

-jenny

I swear I only tapped that ass once....yeah...ONCE A WEEK! Dana, why are you so sexy? I mean...inquiring minds want to know. It's like one of those thought provoking questions like...why am I so lardish if there's no food in my house? CONSPIRACY SAAYYY WHAAATTTT!!!! And as for being in attendance in the labor room, you know that no baby of yours shall ever come into this world without me close at hand. Love you Suga!

-jenny

The world is a crazy place, Kate Kelly. Awesome people are getting harder and harder to come by in an area so dense with Republicans. But, I believe in equality for totally awesome people (like us) everywhere! So basically, I'm awesome, you're awesome, it's beautiful. In conclusion, I would just like to say...

What IS up with that?

-jenny

CHRIS MUNSON YOU DOG!

The question really is WHAT CAN A SISTA DO TO SEE YO FINE ASS? Word on the street is that a Football game in your hood shall be going down tomarrow and I shall surely be in attendance for that bad boy. Perhaps if you too make an appearance we shall make metaphoric love. Chris, my darling, it's been so long I feel as if I don't even know you anymore. But, rest assured that the highest level of love my soul can support is for you, Mr. Munson. Keep it clean and remember, no kids till you're 18.

-jenny

Wow, that's probably the foulest thing I've ever heard, but mad props for creativity. I'm auctually baffled as to how that works. Either homegirl be rockin a damn small sock or your boy toy has the most extreme case of elephantitis I have ever even contemplated about in my 15 (almost 16!) years of existance. But, in response to your question, you might as well be using nothing at all because there are holes in the threading of socks or any cloth, making your boy's man juice just as free to get wherever it's going. Whether you're trying to aviod getting knocked up or one or both of you have STD's, this probably isn't the best form of contraceptive ever thought-out. But, then again everyone has their fetish if you know what I mean. Just make sure his mom washing those things with some hardcore bleach. That's really all I can say.

-jenny

Compliments make a sista feel good. I would like to start off by answering your question with a "Thank you, suga!". Next, in response to your very valid and extremly important question, I would just like to say that I am "so hot" because my female boyfriend, Mona Schwinn, gives off the "hot vibe" like hookers give off herpes. It's love, without the burning sensation in your crotch.

-jenny

Hmm...a though one. Well, I too suffer from the harsh affects of AP Euro Civ. My suggestion is to try and get to know your APEC book. Don't just read his pages and write his essays. Romance your text book. Tell your book that he is beautiful. Read his pages like you mean it! Make time for him, and he will reward you....if that doesn't work out I suggest a one night stand of not doing your homework. In the words of Rick Warren, author of the Christian self-help book sweeping the greater RB/Poway area, "If you don't have enough time to get it done, you where not meant to do it"

-jenny

Yeah, if you hang around blind people. Don't let me catch you doing it! It's been cold so go for the pants, it'll look much better and not over done.

-jenny

Matt Matt Matt, this is a hard one. These kinds of things are complicated and all girls react differantly. But, life is life and here's MY advice...

First of all, if it was me in the situation, I probably would only have hooked up with you because I had some sort of attraction to you (meaning I liked you enough to tap that ass), so I'm guessing this girl probably feels something for you. Most girls don't randomly hook up with guys just for sex. We don't work like that. My advice would be not to ignore her because that would piss her off and she wouldn't eat for a week and the last thing the world needs is another body in the purge line. Let her know that nothing is wrong with her (because nothing is), and that you are the dumbest piece of shit in the world and you don't deserve to live (because you don't) and get the point accross that the hook up won't be repeated. Maybe she feels the same way. Good luck!

-jenny

Everyone has issues they need help with. Humans cannot go through life figuring out their own problems. So, sit down and tell me about it and I'll tell you what I think. I'll give you my answers strait up and blunt. If you need a kinder, more gentle answer let me know and I'll have my friend answer your question.

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