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ok well this ?????? really isnt for me its for my best friend but anywayz. he is having REALLY BIG Trouble wid his gurl friend like i think she is prude or sumthin b/c they have been going out for 6months & they havnt hugged,kissed,made out or anything yet & like today @ da movies he tried to hold her hand & kiss her but she pulled away & leaned away from him da WHOLE! MOVIE! u no the ironiclly thing is me & my g/f r totally fine l0l we r perfect for each otha but anywayz i need some advice to help my frined b/c hes thinkin bout breaking ^ wid her this is serious please help! i'll give u a 5!
sincerely ANTHONY me & my friend r both m/13!

maybe his breath stinks. or she's with him for charity(as in, she feels sorry for him and thats why she agreed to go out with him)

or she's a lesbian.

most likely a lesbian.

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How should i ask a guy 2 go 2 the prom?

show up naked at his house. Paint "will you go with me" on the front and "to prom" on your back. works every time

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this gurl likes me but she goes to a different and i want to ask her out wat do i do

tell her.

then show up at her house at 3am and climb in her window, playing her favorite song. she'll ask you to stay, promise.

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wat colors n cloths n makeup n stuff will look rlly good on a redhead?

black.

or nothing at all.

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