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Ok.

So, tonight I was going out to eat with some friends. While getting in the car, one of them managed to slam the door on my right thumb. Hard. Impacted on the nail and sides of my thumb.

Now, I have a purple finger about 1.5 times its normal size, blood somewhat congealing under the nail, and at the cuticle on top of my thumb it hasnt stopped bleeding (it bleeds VERY slowly, about a drop every 20 min) in the last 6 hours. Its also quite stiff. Sorry for the vivid description.

Im not much for first aid, so any ideas on how I can get the swelling down and the thumb back to normal by sunday? Im going visit my girl, and I forsee this damn thumb betting in the way. (Dont ask)

Ive done ice and bandage wrapping, but anyone have any other ideas?

Now, on sunday at about 5 am Im going to be arriving in town, so it has to be quick and effective remedies. 5s to anyone who gives an idea that improves the situation.
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same thing happened to me before...alls u gotta do is go to the doctors and they burn a lil hole in ur nail to get all the pressure of the blood out. my ring finger was twice as big as normal and it went right down and it felt soooo good to get the pressure out. hope i helped


i have a major crush on my friend/my brother's friend/ my neighbor and i have liked him since like 2nd grade when i met him. i dont wanna make a move cuz A he is my friend and B cuz idk if he likes me back. the other problem is that my friend Kristie also likes him and she wants me to set them up cuz she doesnt know that i like him. What should i do?
aim- ilovedani789 (link)
wat u should prolly do is ask him if he wants to like hangout alone...just u n him, if he says he wil that means hes interested...about ur friend, talk to the guy and see how he likes her and then talk to her about it....if ya need more help just im me...thanx


Ok well I like this guy, whose name is Frankie. Frankie is a total skater dude, and I’m well... kinda preppy. The only reason I’ve really talked to him is cause he sat by me in a couple of my classes. When I talked to him he was really nice.. and sweet. I finally realized I liked him. I really don’t know if he likes me because he's so different from guys I normally like.. And so different from me. Anyway we had this little inside joke thing where we always like wave to each other outside of this one class we have 2gether... and yea.. He always smiles and waves when he sees me and he is so nice. I mean from what I can tell I barely know him though... it really stinks. Yesterday he switched some classes and now I have no classes with him... I’m really upset. It ruint my whole day yesterday anyway.. I really want to talk to him and just get to know him better. But there are some problems... I’m pretty outgoing but I can be really shy around guys and stuff.... Frankie is totally different from me, and a skater dude... most of his friends totally hate me (mostly cuz I’m a little preppy, and smart).... And most of my friends don’t really know him (and I wont tell them who he is)... and I have no classes with him. He still waves to me though. I need advice on how to like talk to Frankie and like really have a conversation with him or just play around. I’m pretty creative, but with all the problems I dunno what 2 do.... And I’m just not very bold when it comes to guys... please help me find a way to talk to Frankie! (PS. in case it helps, I'm 13) (link)
its simple...get his sn from sum1....even tho it might b hard to find u should get it and it works....if he doesnt have a computer then write him a note and tell him...idk i aint a girl so there aint much else i can say


okay, well my girlfriend has a very hairy clit, but i love her to death and cant tell her how to shave it cuz it's kinda gorssin me out (link)
ok...wat i would do is get into a convo n bring it up real casually...just say that u dont like a hairy girl and that she should shave it if its hairy....but dont just b like shave ya pussy


what shoudl we do, by girlfriend hates the taste of cum but loves giving me head, and i sure as hell dont want her to stop (link)
just have her give u head and when ur about to splooge tell her so she can jerk ur gurkin...thats wat i had to do


wat happens wen u think ur pregnent, but the guy who u think got u pregnent has a gf, but was with u first? wat do i do (link)
first off i would go to the doctors just to make sure u are pergnant or not...if u find out that u are pregnant b really nice and ask ur ex bf to talk to u, tell him the truth and that u want him to b the dad of the kid....if he says no,....tell ur parents i think, maybe they will understand and help u..it most likely depends on how old u are if they are gunna get that mad. but either way they should help u...if this didnt help go to a giudence counsiler or someone who can help....
~Josh


Y do guys like eating girls out? I don't understand y they don't think its gross. (link)
alot of guys dont like eating out girls...if they do it it might not mean they like doing it they just do it to make gurls get pleased...


hey my friend has big tits and she asked me to fuck them what should i do? (link)
ok well when u have boob sex u thrust ur dick in between her tits.....if u think u can do it and wannan then u should...it dont mean u lose ur virginity but it might b kinda weird


could you explain what all happens when u make out (link)
u kiss stupid


Well, my question has 2 parts to it. The first part is, what causes hiccups (sp?)? And what is the best way to get rid of them? I get them ALL the time, like 2-3 times a day. They never go away. Help me out! (link)
No one really knows what they are...they can b caused by having too much food or drinking too much, also...If you get them alot and/or they last for more then a day you could have either appendicitis and diabetes...they have all been accosiated with hiccups, although they are rare...
a good way to get rid of them and this works really good is to take a glass of water, tilt your head so that u are upside down...hold ur nose and drink the water upside down....make sure that u are upside down...well just ur head or else it might not work...also take a mouth full of water not just a couple sips...swallow a couple mouth fulls...that always works for me. if this does or doesnt help im me n i could give you more pointers.... IM me at RcKiD489

~Josh.


Is it wrong to like 2 people? I'm single but I flirt and like 2 guys and I think they only think that I only like that one person! (link)
wat ever you do dont get caught...that would suck...ne ways u should prolly pick one of them and tell the other that u dont like him like that...that way in the end it wont b bad for u


Hey thought i would write in it.. i no u dont want this to be a shout out page but i wanted to say I Love You Very very very much :-*

But seeing im in this thing ill "seek" your advice..

Ok.
My friend is Bisexual.. and shes always all over me talking about how she wants Hot wet sex and have it be very hardchore. shes always talking about my boobs and how pretty i am and how much she likes my hair. she walks in the halls holding my hand n shit.. and once she shouted.. "gay straight allience all the way!" how do i tell her that its getting a little weird.. But my other friend has the hotts for her. She thinks she wicked cool and wants to hook up with her and have do all this nasty shit and get down and dirty with her....
But my friend doesnt like this friend and i dont wanna hurt The other Bisexual girl..(second one i talked about)by telling her it will never happen with them... So how do i tell this girl that its gettin weird for me and break something to my other friend without seeing her get hurt. (link)
well maim....i think that its wicked awesome that u have bi sexual friends...they rule. xcept gay guys..i think wat u should do is tell ur friend that u aint bisexual but u still wanna b really good friends...tell her that u kinda feel weird and out of place when she does those things to u..hopefully this will work. if this doesnt work then just slap her in the face and yell BITCH STOP FUCKIN DOIN THAT SHIT TO ME. I AINT A DIKE!


thanx for your time ;)


Why do I LOVE you? (link)
who loves me????????


what do you do when you've known a guy for over a year and you guys were on and off and thought you loved each other at one point and even wanted to live together and then he finds another girl who just has an ass and boobs on you and straight dithces you and doesn't care what the fuck your heart is going thru? (link)
if this should ever happen to you...there is 3 possible reasons...
1: you werent good enough
2: the other girl was better
3: maybe wat he saw in u at one point changed bc of sumthin that went on in his life..
hoped this helped n if it didnt try goin after llamas, i heard it works:)


is it true that after a guy fucks a girl he looses intrest? (link)
if you lose interest that prolly means u dont like chicks like that way....i dont think guys would always wanna bang chicks if it got boring.




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