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Q: Dude!!!!!(or dudet). I WANNA TURTLE!!!!!!!!! My dad doesn't wanna get a turtle cuz he thinks they live to long. How can I get him to change his mind? Do you know about any turtles that live like 10 years? Can you do some research for me? Thanks a lot! I will rate! Even though I don't know how to!
Turtle lover
Tell your dad that you will keep the turtle in your room. Then, go to a pet store and ask if they have turtles like you want. Goodluck! ~Kizos

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Q: This week all my friends are going away! What should I do to stay intertaned? Otherwise I am going to dieof bordum!!!!!!!!!!! Ihope you have a great holiday!
well go online! I love to look at pictures of kittens at google images! or you could make a project if you are crafty. Or ice skate or sled or write a book. Whatever.

Q: Hey I have this friend and she says hi to me at school but never talks to me online. As soon as I told her that she wasn't talking to me she wouldn't even talk to me at school. She hangs out with people I don't care for. I just want to talk.

Talkitive Girl
Ok, here is what you should do even though she isn't communicating. Tell her stuff about yourself anyway. On email of course. Stop making her feel that you need her. Talking and begging to her so much will probably make her wnat to ignore you more cuz you hate it. When you email her, pretend like nothing is wrong. When you are on email: do not ask her any questions about herself. do not ask her any questions at all. Tell her all the great things that are happening to you and none of the bad things. At school, do not make eye-contact and hold your head high! You do not need her! She needs you. Hope this works, yours, kizos

Q: Hey I have this "friend" of mine who has this sister. Her older sister got to know me over the internet see she was nice to me and I knew her and have seen her. Then I saw her profile and she had this cool website and I did it. It was for advice see I made my own and she found out. Then my friend don't want to menshion her name did it too. And now she calls me a copier and thinks I ask my self questions but I don't. And my friends ask me funny questions like "I forgot my sister's name". So I anwsered it to be funny. Now my friends sister will not talk to me. I don't really care but she is writing all these letters that I am a copier and cheater. I just thought it would be fun is that soooo wrong? I blocked her and she got all mad at me. She is going in my chats with my friends somehow and my friends are laughing at me and teaseing me. I feel like a loser I really didn't want to make her mad.

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copier and loser =(
Well first unblock her and tell her what you told me! If she thinks that you are a copier and a cheater then tell her that you just wanted to help people! And if your friends ask you anymore bad questions you reject them. So try it! I don't care what you rate me. Yours, Kizos

Q: There a theese 2 girls and I don't know if they are really my friends. I really want to know. They are nice to me. They act like my friends. What should I do to find out if they are my friends?
Have one of your REAL friends ask questions about you not-really-behind-your-back to your other 2 friends. Then, have your friend tell you what they said about you to find out! Yours, Kizos

Q: Ok. i have a "friend" who knows who i like and is being evil about it even though he know that i like him! And, its not like i care but still- wut is up with that? I didnt do anything to her. I belive she needs an attitude adjustment. What should i say to her?
Ok. i have a "friend" who knows who i like and is being evil about it even though he know that i like him! And, its not like i care but still- wut is up with that? I didn't do anything to her. I belive she needs an attitude adjustment. What should i say to her? Nothing. She is just a very honest and caring person. This person is probably better than you anyway Meredith. From Kizos. :-P

Q: Hey everybody! I am kinda deppressed. I cant figure out what i'm good at. I used to skateboard and that was my life. It is what made me happy. But i got really bad at it and only get mad when i do it now. So i cant do that anymore. I like to make rap lyrics but also suck at that. Those were the only two things that made me truely happy, and i cant do either one of them. So i realized that there is nothing i am good at. And if thats the case, what is my point in living? And how can i figure out what i'm good at? Ive tried so many things like different sports, activities, just all sorts of things and i cant seem to be good at anything. Please help. Thank you all.
Try something you enjoy doing or would like try. Like maybe you would like hockey? I dunno it just sounds like your thing. Whatever. Please try to find SOMETHING else you are good at. Hope you luck, Kizos

Q: there is this girl who is soooooo mean! she ruins everything and she hates me! i hate her too! she is like an orb that sucks you in! once you're in you cant leave until she gets bored of you. and of course she is the most popular girl in school! and to make matters worse she is dating the guy i like and anounced it to the entire locker-room! i am about ready to kill her! what should i do???
age of me and the girl:11 gender:female
I am really sorry if this is not that answer that you want but I am empithetic so I tried. This is what I would do. JUST DON'T HANG WITH HER! You have to have other friends. IF you don't, then you haven't tried hard enough to make friends. If all of your friends are with that girl, then make new friends! And about your crush, talk to him every once and a while. Like if you ever find him near you, say something unawkward like: Excuse me, do I have anything on my nose? or Is my ear bleeding? Make sure to say thank you! If he dosen't start a conversation, then say: Haven't I seen you _______? Wasn't that cool? or You did great at the last _______. Try it. If my answer is unsatisfactory, please say so! And don't feel shy to give me a bad rating. I would hate this letter if I were you. But try it if you want. Yours truly, Kizos

Q: How do you get pictures in your advice colum?????
Where can you get pictures? HELP

thx I will rate
Justine

P.S. you must of got my email!!!!!!!
Go to www.advicenators.com and sign in if you haven't already. Then in the column that says Welcome, Jellyjam22 click on the button that says profile settings. scroll down that page until you see a slender button on the right that says "browse". If you don't have any pictures there, go to google.com and click on "images" above the google sign. Then type the name of any image that you want. When you find a picture that you like, RIGHT click on it and this drop-down will come up. Go to "save picture as" and you can name the picture. Then go back to www.advicenators.com and do what I told you at the top of this letter. Rate this generoulsy! Julia :-)

Q: Suddenly my friends have been ignoring me. what should I do?
I think that you should tell a teacher. That's what I used to do. My frinds would run away whenever I cam near them. If that dosen't work, try calling them. They can't run away but they can hang-up. Try e-mailing them. Hope it works!

Q: I have the two bestest friends in the world.but they've known each other longer then they've known me.and I feel like the third wheel.should I tell them that they should include me more on things or not?help.
I have had the exact same problem. Here's what I did: I just hung around with them forever-gained their trust and made them feel they were special. If this dosen't work, I would definetly tell them to include you more often.

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What rymes waith orange? I know! Door Hinge. Yes, it is really lame. Hey dosen't orange ryme with orange? I mean like, they're predacates. What is a predacate anyway? I am supposed to be here to help you and I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PREDACATE IS!!! Well kinda I don't even know how to spell it. Ahhhhhh! Sometimes I get so weird... I even freak myself out..... I laugh myself to sleep... It's my, lullaby..... Haha that is one of the greatest songs. So anyway, I love hummus! Oh it is so good. But hey! I HATE garbonzo beans. DId I spell that right? OMG I am so hopeless. Mucho Hopelesso! Just Kidding. Well actually not really........... Yours, Kizos12E~






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