we're lean mean bitching machines. if you don't like our attitudes, oh well fuck you. we get on advicenators to blow off steam and laugh at you stupid illiterate sluts. we don't care if you like a guy who likes your friend who likes his friend who likes your mom who is cheating on your dad with your sister's boyfriend's uncle who is sleeping around with his sister and her husband, who rapes you and your brother, while videotaping it. we don't give a damn if your cousin is your uncle and your grandpa. after all,it is america. we don't care if your psychiatrist molested you. sex is all they're good for anyway. now, have a nice day.
♥ love always ♥
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well i went to a concer like 2 days ago and i was in the mosh pit and i got thrown on stage...
i stood up and the band had stopped playing and everyone was staring at me...i feld so embarassed. but then i saw my bf in the front row and i started singing the song that they were playing... so they started playing the song again and i was up their the whole show..
the band called me the next day and asked me and my band to come with them on tour... my band is called the audio switch.
should i go on tour with them and miss the whole summer hangin wid my friends or play punk rock music with mental riot on tour?!?!?!
help!!!!
they both sound so awesome but bieng on tour with metal riot is a chance of a lifetime.. (link)
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go on tour. and fuck every guy in the band.
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my myspace isn't working. i went to www.musicvideocodes.com and you pick colors and stuff and then they give you a code. i pasted the code into my info.. and it didnt work. where do i paste the code? haha thanks (link)
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paste the code into my interestes. it usually works.
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heyy well i have a cousin who lives in another state..well when i went there to see her around christmas i met some of her friends when we were wild because of christmas and stuff and got their sns. and we talked on aim for a long time and wanted to meet in person the next time i went there. soo...somehow my cousin found out and she really hated me and thought i was trying to steal her friends. well, whatever..me and her friends met in person at a mall. it was SO awkward, like no one would talk for like an hour or 2. but whats funny is that one of my cousins friends..lets say her name is Alex..liked me on aim and i liked her too..but it was so awkward in person. should i want to see them next time i go there, and my cousin still hates me..what can i tell her? thanks (link)
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you're a man-whore. trying to rape little girls in malls. that's pathetic.
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In my school in Social studies we always have to do projects. And the teacher assigned us to be partners with somebody. I got this boy and ever since i have been working with him for a couple days and everytime we work he gets closer to me. I dont know if he likes me and i dont know if i like him. im all confused. (link)
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it's simple. either you want to screw him, or you don't.
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I have a little brother (who though i love him very very much) is overweight. Not really badly but it's no longer cute "baby fat". He's 10 years old and has problems running and stuff. It's not his fault. He loves food, and it always puts a smile on his face. If he's upset or mad, my parents will offer him a soda or bowl of icecream. They offer him food when there's no way he can be hungry. I'll come home from swimming practice at 3:00 and be starving. I'll grab a piece of pizza and stick it in the microwave. my mom will see and yell to my little brother who's in his room playing PS2... hey honey... want some pizza? then tell me to cut him a small piece because he just ate lunch an hour ago. he'll come in the room and ask if he can have some chips and a soda w/ it. "of course honey". and she asks why he's overweight. i've tried to make her stop a couple times but she doesn't understand that he's not old enough to make good desicions about what he eats. we got to mcdonalads and he'll order two cheeseburgers,fries, a soda, and a sundae. how do i explain to my parents that they're teaching him bad eating habits and he's gonna end up really fat if they don't cut it out... with out insulting them? (link)
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tell him to stop eating and get his fat ass off the couch, you can't love fat people.
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hey what are like the first signs of mono?
thanks .. ill rate 5's (link)
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if you have an intense makeout session, you're sure to have mono.
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hey i just have a question... my boyfriend watches pron and he tells me about it does that me taht is wants to be with other girls and isnt happy with what i am givin him or is it jsut a guy thing?
pLEASE HELP (link)
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get some porn of your own bitch, obviously he isn't pleasing you.
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there is a guy that i have liked for 2 monthes now and every night he asks me to sneak out with him.....to make out and crap like that and i talk to his friends and i found out that he never liked me but he asked me out 2 weeks ago but the only time he will hang out with me is at night when we sneak out!!!! sometimes i say no but he always says he has a surprise for me which always works but im tired of just talking to him at night i want to hang out with him and talk during the day as well but he wont!!! so i no i should break up with him but i dk!!! please help me!!! (link)
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get a clue. obviously looks matter.
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ok... so i know this is going to be one of the dumbest things you've ever heard... but... my best friend.. idk she doesnt make me feel very good.. she does things that cause me to cut myself.. and she steps all over me.. i bend over backwards to try and make sure she's happy and everything.... but she just doesnt seem to appreciate me.. i'm a really pure hearted girl.. and it's gotten to the point where she could slap me and say she hated me and i'd still love her.. kinda like when you hear about those guys that beat there wives and they stick arond and dont rat on there husbands.. i know its dumb.. but idk... im not happy in life... she's made me weak and insecure... she swore she hated this girl amanda....those two hated eachother for the longest time... and now its like nothing happened and they're best friends again.... i hate it.. and all of my friends say to just forget my bf because she isn't worth it.. but no one understands how hard that is for me..... i know i shouldnt stick around... but gosh.. its so dang confusing.. please help me anyone!
5's to anyone that helps...... :'( (link)
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ahw hun. you're her bitch.
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i was wondering if VEET bladless shaving actually works?? and if so how long do your legs stay smooth? (link)
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find out your damn self. we don't give advice to stupid whores.
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I have been renting a home for 10 months now and I've paid an overraged of at least $300 dollars due to water leaks. I'm trying to find out if my landlord should be responsible for the difference in comparison to a normal water bill.I can't find advice without having to pay for it. Single mom with children and can't afford it already as it is. (link)
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you could have saved yourself the trouble and bought a real house.
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Does anyone ever get questions in thier inbox???
I RATE WELL!!!! (link)
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yes. you're just a whore and nobody likes you.
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Hey I was wondering if Someone could help me get started on some Anime. I like how alot of it looks, and my friend showed me some..please help I rate high with good feedback! Thanx! (link)
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get up off your lazy ass and get a life.
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my 12 year old friend is wondering again when you pregnet is you stomic all hard or can it be jiggily like fat to?~?~?!~!~ (link)
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Let's try hitting puberty first.
♥ love always ♥
hardcore whores
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