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Q: Hey, I'm 13, and my bf wants to take it to the next level. I'm not sure what to say, I want to, but my parents would kill me. Pleaz help....
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ok i'm sure you know what's coming. you are TOO YOUNG, and you're hearing this from a fellow 13 year old. If your boyfriend is asking for "the next level" then all he wants is to get in your pants and nothing else. I'm a guy by the way so either i know what i'm talking about or i'm all off. but NONE THE LESS listen to everybody else who's been against this crap and don't do it.
Monk of Funk
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Q: I don't eat. Is that retarded? No. It's not. I'm happy all of the time at school, and then I'm sad and "depressed" at home. I get mad at my parents a lot, I don't smile. At school, I'm happy all the time, people tell me I laugh a lot, and then i just smile all the time. I'm really sensitive: ex) I once saw a homeless man in front of the subway station. I gave him 5 bucks, and he said happy holidays. I turned around and said happy holdidays to you too. then i went into the subway station, saw one of my friends, and started crying into his shoulders. After like, 6 stops, I stopped, and he asked me what was the matter, and I told him everything. Then I said i was sad cause the guy WASN'T going to have a happy holiday. The next day, i went back with my friend and he held my hand and everything, and we gave the homeless man 10 dollars with a post it attached that gave him the address of a nearby soup kitchen. He said bless you. And then I started crying all over again. How messed up am I?
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Messed Up!?!?!?!? i laugh! what you did was barely messed up at all. It was very very very very very generous of you to do that and the crying thing is just a little bit off BUT that is OK! because what you did was a nice thing and you should be very happy at what you did. The happy sad thing is just like what i have kinda. happy at school sad at home. maybe you could try bringing a friend home one day to do homework or something. that might help. And PLEASE PLEASE eat. think of all the delicious juicy things out there! well i hope you have a nice winter and happy new year. and i hope i've helped.
From The Monk of Funk!
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Q: what do you do if you give someone a present and they dont like it? AND you lost the recept that they need to return it?
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hmmmm ... I'd have to say it really depends on the person. a girlfriend? boyfriend? friend? But that wouldn't matter much because it's the thought that counts. My girlfriend gave me a shoe box with a bunch of pictures and a necklace and i really liked that. It's good enough that you got that person a present in the first place. They should just like the thought that you spent your time getting them a present. I hope this was helpful. I have to say it was a jiffy trying to find an answer to this one.
Monk Of Funk
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Q: Okay my friend and i (he's a guy) are not really talking! Because I have been ignoring him, and supposedly he isn't mad at me! I found out he is sick today and lives right up the street from me! I was wondering should i go up the street to give him some chickensoup or pasta? Or should I even go up there to see him?! Would it be too random?!
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dooooooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiitttttttttt ! if he knows knows you then it will be fine! i'd think it'd even be nice to have some chicken soup.
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Q: ok, i like this guy. lets call him joe. i've liked joe for a few months. and we've become really good friends. and, my friend...lets call her betty...betty and i love to do 3 way calling. so we usually call joe and other people when we do that. but lately, like last night, he just seemed really annoyed or moody or somethin'. but i don't know if it was cuz of me and betty or not. and, lately, joe's been kinda...bleh. and when i was online one night i said hi and he never said anything. i don't know. i'm not sure if its me or not. i mean, is it just a guy thing? or is it me?
thx in advance!
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I agree with the first guy/gal. If you think that it's a problem he has then u should give him space, but if you think it's you then you should probably just ask him if he's mad at you or not. You said that you two have become really good friends, so i think that you should be able to talk to him. Like everybody else, i hope my advice was helpful and i wish you goodluck with that.
From the Monk Of Funk
P.S. If you are going to talk to him you might as well tell him you like him if it matters that much and if you still do. Toodles!
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Q: i'll try to make this short. my brother was overseas in the army for three years. he came back in august. i've only seen him a couple of times since he's been back. the problem is we used to be so close and now he's just so weird. he won't talk to me. i went over for thanksgiving and he ate in a room all by himself. i felt bad and went in there to keep him company and as soon as i sat down he walked out of the room. he wouldn't even say hi to me or the rest of the family for that matter. i have to see him tommorow for christmas. should i ignore him or try to talk to him. he shuts me out everytime i try. any help would be great thanks.
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I would try bringing up something that you two had in the past, probably something that was funny or a happy thing. He's still your brother even if he's been away you two should be tight if you all were tight back then. Do not ignore him! nonononononononono! He might feel a bit unwelcome right now and that would make him feel more unwelcome. I hope I was helpful and all. Good Luck
Monk of Funk
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Q: poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!poop!
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Q: how come nobody wants to ask me something?
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b/c nobody knows about this stuff ... go out and show it to the world
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Q: should i kiss my gf when she comes over for the summer from cali? hmmmmm..... i'm asking myself a question ..... on my own site ..... i'm really bored ..... i love jessica
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no duh u stupid freak! if u really love her which i do then it's perfectly fine! ummm i must be developing scisofrania or something cause i'm talking to myself... scary
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bio
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hello my peeps and love who have nowhere in the world to turn but the great MONK OF FUNK! i am here to guide u through ur crappiness :( and bring u to happiness :D . . . My elite asian wisdom shall be excatly what u need . . . ask away my peeps and love for i am here to carry u through. . . hehehe . . . that sounds really peachy . . .
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Info
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Website: E-mail: Gender: Male Location: The World of Oz (Plano, Tx) Occupation: Student Entertainer (class clown) Age: 13 AIM: Member Since: December 24, 2004 Answers: 9 Last Update: December 24, 2004 Visitors: 1030
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