Member Since: July 12, 2005
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Hey i'm 5'4 and 135-140 pounds. I'm not really chubby hust a little cause i have a 36c chest. I wanna tone my stomach up so instead of a tankini when i go to the beach in auguest i can wear a bikini. i already run 2 miles a day, what else can i do? is there enough time?
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Yes, you could do weight lifting at the gym and tone up those biceps, and have a go on the rowing machine for those abdominal muscles. With any luck after a couple of months you could snap a goth’s spine with your bare hands.
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When it comes to masturbation, whats a chill? (link)
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You get a chill when you slam the refridgerator door on it once too often.
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Hi i need to teach a dog not to dig. Does anyone here have any suggestions? Please help. I rate 5's 4 good answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
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You probably live on top of an old sacred Indian burial ground. Expect tall dark shadows to move around at night whispering and possibly some blood to oozing out of the walls.
You might also try to invite Michael Jackson over for dinner and let it bury something worth getting rid of.
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Okay well im really skinny and petite and about 5'2 and my hips are really wide! and my friend also..shes like 5'1 and she has the same problem. and is it just looks realy awkward cuz we;re tiny but theres those wide hips! is there any way i can get rid of it? Thanks! xoxo (link)
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The pear shaped physique is more common that people believe an is probably the proper shape for a female human, child bearing hips for example.
Cycling and nude mud wrestling will use up most of the blubber in those big fat derrieres, or you could become a double act, the Lardass Sisters and go around clubs wobbling your vast rotund bums in the faces of desperate spotty teenagers.
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i don't know that its exactly healthy but i was wondering if there is anything else (like a household item) that i can use that would work kinda like a dildo or a vibrator? i mean it doesnt have to move or anything...just feel good. cuz my parents would freak if they found a dildo or vibrator. is it unhealthy to use anything else? can i sterilize other stuff? if so, how? (link)
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Well you could try inserting a clockwork mouse, or a vibrating cell phone inside a condom and simply dial the number and let it ring out.
You could also try weighing a saucepan handle on top of the washing machine and set it on the full cycle.
One of those toy dogs that flips over while yapping is also an option but be careful not to let the batteries get damp.
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Me & my ex broke up a little over a year ago. I finally got the courage to call & tell him i was still in love w/ him.He just kept on talking though. We talked till 3 A.M. like we used to. We talked for 3 days after and some how i ended up telling him how much he hurt me but i loved him so much it didn't matter. He told me he was real sry he never ment it, it was the biggest mistake ever, & if he could take it back he would. He also told me that his recent ex broke his heart and how hurt he was but that he doesn't love her n/e more. Since that night we've only talked twice, but he seemed fine. What the hell am i suppose to think?!?!
THANKS
-twiSted (link)
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Did he sound muffled or out of breath, or as if he was running in a marathon?
He may have been doing it with a cheerleader over the back of the couch or conducting the one man orchestra of lurve, playing Hand Solo, or stroking the wookiee.
He’s over you but you might try seducing him by posting your moist skivvies to him with a note attached saying “I’m underage and underused”.
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