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Gender: Female
Member Since: March 21, 2006
Answers: 5
Last Update: March 25, 2006
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I have a huge problem.
Last night, I went over my boyfriend's house.
While I was there .. I ended up giving him a hickie.
His parents saw it but they dont care. But how can I make it so noone else notices it?
How long does it take for them to go away? (link)
usually just takes a few days. you can cover it with some concealer ;)


I'm 13 and a female last year i hit a swore at this kid because he called me fat.Well sence then i've been talking to tuckermen(the boy i hit)We have gotten closer but not like close close like a fun talk and stuff.Alot of stupid stuff happened(nothing inportant with other friends)I started crying.I hate crying infront of people .I know it not a sigh a weakness but it still uh i just dont like to.The teacher asked alot of questions and i always gave little information.Then tuckermen asked.I liked it.He cared.I went to class still blinking back my tears.He kept looking at me every 5 minites smileing.It cheered me up.I cant like him.I cant im 130 pounds and a pot belly.Ive never had a boyfriend.I know atleast when he called me fat that he didnt like me.I liked that he cared so much.I cant like him.

do i????
please help. (link)
it is possible you like him, and i frankly think you do. and your not fat, im 13 and weigh 145 and people are always saying im really thin. he probably likes you too because guys like to tease girls about stuff like thatthis kid who has a mad crush on me always calls me fat. he obviously cares about you if he asked if you were ok.


My friend is a little obsessed with growing her breasts. Maybe I'm a tiny obsessed too. Someone told her about that "Brava system" where the plastic container SUCKS your boobs so they stretch and grow. She was convinced right away and thinks using a vacuum cleaner tube will do the same. I don't know about this though. I was wonder what you guys at Advicenators thought about this. Would it work? Could it hurt her? I rate. (link)
it wont work and chances are the "Brava system" doesnt work either. you cant make your boobs bigger unless you have surgery which I highly do not recomend.


I met this guy at a series of math conferences. He's really cute, fun to talk to, and really smart. During the conference breaks, we basically spent the whole time talking and hanging out. I know this sounds ridiculous, but...I have a crush on him now. The only problem is---I'll probably never see him again. He goes to school in a different county. How should I get over him?

I know this makes me sound like a moronic, blathering idiot, but at least I can find some advice here without anyone actually knowing who I am. (link)
i say, find another guy to crush on, and if theres no one good around, just spend times with your friends go out and hangout, get ur mind off it


okay i've been eating the same foods i normally do, not healthy..idk juss regularly, but i've been weight lifting, & i thought i'd probably lose weight. i gained 2 lbs!!! could this be turned into muscle & that's why i gained more??

thanks!! (link)
Chances are, you've probably just gained some muscle, or maybe your weight is just fluctuating (mine does all the time that's why I'm saying that.) But when you lift weights, you tend to gain weight but look thinner, and isn't that what you want anyway?




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