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Member Since: July 31, 2004
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Last Update: October 5, 2004
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im so nervous around my b/f cuz i never know what to say! any ideas? thank you! (link)
talk about the weather, or talk about getting married and having babys.. he will like that trust me


Sorry it's long, but I need some help

Okay, no offense to this kid, or anybody out there, I'm just describing him.

There's this one realy geeky, kind of overweight kid (I'm a few pounds overweight too, so nothing against him) Well he likes me, and he does whatever he can to talk to me. I know he's trying to be nice, and his best friend said he liked me, but I have a boyfriend, and he doesn't seem to understand that. Today, we were waiting in the commentary during school, and he came up to me and started to act like a real loser (he's a loner with only a few friends) but he made all my friends leave, and when I tried to walk away, he'd get in front of me. I'm stuck sitting next to him in 1st period, I have tried talking to the teacher, and I told her I felt like I was being sexually harassed, because he has tried touching me, but she wouldn't really liste, because she knows hit too well, and he just wouldn't do that type of thing, so I can't move seats, I've tried talking to an administrator, and everything, the only thing I haven't done was talk to him. I'm not sure if he's mentally challenged, and I don't know how to say anything without being mean, He never said he liked me, but you can just tell, and his friends have asked me if I'd go out with him

How do I get it in his brain, I have a boyfriend, and I DON'T LIKE YOU!! I don't want to be friends, I just want him to leave me alone!! (link)
punch him in the cock
he will get the picture


Okay, I'm a girl show I should know, But what exactly does PMS stand for, I know pretty much what happens when your PMSing, but what does it mean?

Oh boy do I feel stupid lol. (link)
i mean PRE-menstrual syndrom, when women are on the rag and get allllllll bitchie with the hormones and what not


What is a hand job exactly? (link)
A hand job referst to the ancient term of drinking milk. Basicly you work the utter of a cow and drink milk that you get from it. You could also shake up a milk carton then drink the milk. there you go thats a hand job


Im really depressed right now..and i dunno why..its weird. How do i cope with it? (link)
drink milk




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