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STUFOO DORKFACE.
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WHY YOU SCUMBAG!! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!
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my friend is really nice and like she lets ppl walk all over her! i mean be mean!! god!! she is just waayy too nice!! (link)
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PRIVATE! FROM NOW ON, YOUR JOB IS TO DEFEND YOUR COMRADE AT ALL COSTS!! DISMISSED!
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Alright my boyfriend and i went to see a movie at the theaters before he left for flordia. the movies was packed!! and i wanted to sit in the beakc but there was no more seats,. during the movie i could tell he wanted to make out with me because he kept looking and getting closer to me,.. Its really ahrd to turn side ways on these movie seats!! So yea we Finally did make out,. dude we were in teh middle of the theater,. and i really didnt wanna do it,. but yea,. Omg it was soo embrassing becuz when we were done all these hot guys in the eback screamed get a room and stuff,.. o geez i dont kno how to tell my guy taht i ahte doing that in public but really tahts the only time we have to do it becuz we never go over to each houses,. cuz our mom sdont "approve" lol. he did it everywhere with me ,.. PARTIES.. the BAND dance and ME getting in trouble! ,. and he told my friend he wanted to take the next step with me..besides we have eben going out 2 years and all we did was make out~ =/ oo what should i do? (link)
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WTF?!?!? LISTEN UP, PRIVATE! LIFE IS LIKE STRIPPING AN M16 ASSAULT RIFLE: IT TAKES PATIENCE AND CLOSE EFFORT! AND YOUR DAMNED BOYFRIEND SHOULD RESPECT HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IN THAT COMBAT SITUATION!!! TELL HIM NO NEXT TIME! DISMISSED!!!
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okay there is this kid i love so much . i knoe i am in love with him i talk to him everyday, i flirt with him but .. its my best friend`s exboyfriend .. i dont knoe what to do cuz i love my best friend shes like my sister .. and i dont want to tell her so i dont knoe what to do (link)
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ALLRIGHT, PRIVATE!!! IT'S HER LOSS THAT SHE DUMPED THE GUY, AND IT'S PERFECTLY FREAKIN' ALLRIGHT TO GO AFTER HIM! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, SHE NEEDS TO FREAKIN' GROW UP AND MOVE ON 'CAUSE LIFE AIN'T ALL FLOWERY! DISMISSED!
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Ok i really really really like this kid hes 16 and i`m 13 and we live hour and 15mins. we talk online and on the phone alot ! should i tell him how i feel and should i keep tryin for him or give up ? (link)
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ALLRIGHT, PRIVATE, LISTEN UP: YOU AIN'T GUNNA FREAKIN' LEAVE HIM IF YOU LIKE HIM THAT MUCH. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR HE LIVES, SO GO TALK TO HIM AND I WANT A FULL REPORT!!! DISMISSED, PRIVATE!
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there is this girl whos is really really really nice but some of my friends make fun of her b/c she can't afford new clothes i want to make her have really cool clothes but the problem is i don't have any money to get her new clothes how can i make her look stylish w/ out usin alot of money?? (link)
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ONE WORD, PRIVATE: CAMOUFLAGE! DISMISSED!
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okay well hey everybody..i have a girlfriend and she's the same age as me..14..and i dont see her a lot because its the summer..i really really miss her..i really think i love her but i was just wondering what a good place to take her out would be..like on a date or something
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A DATE, HUH PRIVATE? WHY DON'T YOU TRY SHOOTING RANGE??? IT'LL IMPROVE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONE'S RIFLE SKILLS!!! DISMISSED!
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my friend amber is really making me mad! all she does is yell at me and says i lie to her what do i do??
signed,
im sick of it! (link)
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WELL PRIVATE, DO YOU EVER TELL A DAMNED LIE??? IF YOU DON'T, THEN TO HELL WITH WHAT SHE FREAKIN' THINKS!!! YOU'RE DISMISSED!
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hi lol ok i need u 2 hepl me wit sumthing thers this guy i reely lik but i dont kno if eh liksm me 2 hes reely hot lol wut do i do?????? (link)
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ALLRIGHT, LISTEN UP: THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL EVER DAMN KNOW IS BY ATTACKING DIRECTLY!!! NOW GO OUT THERE AND DO IT!!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!
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