Hey, my names Micha, and I love to give advice. I've lived in England all my life, but thats unimportant. I love emo/punk/rocker music (the guys too*). I am pretty good at giving advice so ask me. You may not like what you hear, but I'll never delibratly be mean.
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This is funny:
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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what is a birthday suit? (link)
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a birthday suit is when you are completely naked
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If you get your nose pierced, and you decide later in life you don't want it, will it eventually grow over and not make a scar, or will it scar you for life. Thanks! (link)
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you will always have a tiny hole in your nose if you get it pierced, i have no idea why, but you will always have a mark.
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i'm 13/f and i skateboard but like no other s in my school do... besides like this 6th grader, but thats it. and i wear "punk" cloths i guess, like skateboarding shoes and element shirts and hoodies and dickies skateboarding pants, but idk if thats like a turn off for guys that skateboard cuse thats kinda how they dress... i'm not like a tom-boy, god no, but i feel kind of weird around guys that are wearing the same stuff as me, if u know what i mean. help please!! thanks so much (link)
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thats not punk, its skater, get it right
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does anyone know where you get those VOTE FOR PEDRO shirts? ive seen a few people that have them!! and its my boyfriends birthday next tuesday and we both watched napolean dynamite together and we LOVE that movie....so i reallly want to get him one as a joke.... (link)
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hot topic has some
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I'm about to buy a new straightener and I wanna make sure I get a good one this time.. I need some advice on what kind of straightener to get (cereamic, glass, gold, etc). I want one that will NOT ONLY straighten my hair really well, but also make it STAY straight all day. What do u all recommend? (something cheap, not over $30) Thanks!! i'll rate HIGH!! (link)
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I would recommend a ceramic one, but you won't find one under $30, they are expensive because they work.
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hey i cut myself and a teacher asked me about them and i have to go to see a counselor should i deny it all or get help? (link)
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You definatly should get help. It's not healthy to mutalate yourself, and you should stop before you seriously hurt yourself. Hope I helped!
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