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Hey everyone! My name is Vicki. I was born in Florida, but my family is Russian. I have a boyfriend named Carlos. We've been together since October 2003, which makes a year. I'm good at giving advice for relationships, but I can give all kinds of good advice, too. Give it a try and I'll see what I can do. You don't have to leave your name, so don't worry! If it's personal just IM me (Veekiez65)



















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i have this history teacher .. mr. gallo and well im really attracted to him. i gave him head so hed give me an A on his test.. but then we fucked n he promised id get an A on the report card and i didnt.. should i tell my principle on him or.. mr. g said if we 69 all night and i fuck him 3 more times he promised hell move me to honors? What should i do.????

Oh man! You have issues. Atleast you don't smell his baby. Maybe you should tell him how you feel, and that you really like him. Maybe he'll quit his job for you. I hope I helped. Good luck!

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help!!!! i love this women kuryn but she doesnt know that ive come out of the closet yet. i think she liks me too...... please help me wanna get in her pants

Oh man. I think you should tell her =] Good luck!

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My boyfriend just got in a car accident so he has definetly changed alot but im happy hes still alive. We do it doggie style and up the but in his wheel chair. But the other day he "fingered" m e but he lost his fingers so he just shoved whats left of his elbow up my ass hole. When he removed his remaining arm my ass started to bleed and green puss came out. I put a tampon in for temporary protection. What should i do? Keep plugging it? Tell my boyfriend he cant but his hand up my butt? Please help me.. p.s. i really like it when he shoves his hands up my but.

I am very proud that he is alive. That's amazing. That sucks that he lost his fingers, maybe they can be replaced. Maybe you should see a doctor because you now have green pussin your ass. Don't put tampons in. Use Kotex pads. It will benefit you. I will definetly tell your boyfriend not to insert items into your butt crap. I hope I helped, and Good Luck!

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my boyfriend carlos seems to love hot dogs. Its getting to be a major problem between us. I mean, hes always ditching me so that he can go have a hotdog. What should i do? signed i have ur man

Dear I Want your man...I am having similar problems with my man. But, he loves hamburgers. One day we should go out and figure out this problem, as a team. That's what you should do. Good Luck!

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i feel so unloved. All i want is sexual pleasure but i cant find a guy to have sex with. like, i invite guys over all the time and i strip for them and i give them pleasure. But then when it comes time to actually having sex. They say no. I dont understand what is wrong with me. All i want is to have sex. Is that such a bad thing?

Don't feel unloved. Don't strip. Don't give them pleasure. The reason why they might not want to have sex with you is because girls who strip and give guys pleasure are not seen as nice women. They are seen as sluts. Instead of stripping and stuff for people, you should find a nice guy who will like you for who you are not for all the icky stuff. If all you want is sex, don't strip and stuff, just find a guy who wants to have sex with you. Personally, you should get your act together because what you want isn't the best.

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everytime me and my boyfriend have sex it hurts. I mean i love my boyfriend but it hurts so bad. And i need sexual pleasure so i went to this other guy and it doesnt hurt when we have sex. It actually feels amazing. But i love my boyfriend. But it hurts to bad to have sex with him. What should i do?

Well, you cheated on your boyfriend with that other guy. You should have told your boyfriend that you are hurt during sexual intercourse before moving on to another guy. But since you didn't, you should resolve the problem by confronting your boyfriend. If you loved your boyfriend, you wouldn't have had sex with the other dude. BIG mistake, but Good Luck!

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my boyfriend and i have only been going out for about 3 weeks and i want to takit to the next level cuz i know i really like him. is this considered hoe- ish?

First of all, what do you consider the "next level"? My suggestion to whatever the next level may possibly be, is not to do it. Being together for only 3 weeks may not be enough time to just hop right into all the mushy stuff. It's not exactly hoe-ish, but I don't suggest doing anything at only 3 weeks. Take time to get to know each other realllyyy well. Good Luck!

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Ok i've been dating my boyfriend for 3 months and all we've done is makeout everytime he goes down my pants, he pulls out his hand really fast. and i shave so i dont know whats wrong. what should i do?

Maybe he's just scared, or doesn't want to seem nasty or dirty to you. If indeed you do want him to "go down your pants", you should tell him that it's okay. Maybe he doesn't want you to feel wierd, I mean, you've only been together for 3 months. Good luck.

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