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Hey ya'll whats up?
We'll if your reading this you probably know me already, but yeah. umm I'm just here to help yall. you dont have to tell me who you are, you can just ask me anything. i've been told i was good at giving advice and helping, so you can jsut ask me anything.
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Member Since: November 18, 2004
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Last Update: December 26, 2004
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k i love to have sex alot but i have like 2 std's but their is this girl that im goin out with and i dont know if i sould tell her... But if i tell her about my conditions she probly wont want to have sex..... what should i do......... (link)
wow. omgosh. you NEED to tell her. you need to think of what wcould happen to her. listen, STDS are an EXTREME thing, and are very very serious!do not have sex with her. do not do not, DO NOT. it is not a good idea at ALL. and you need to think of what could happen to her, what i would do is try to find out someway to treat the stds but WOW dooo nnoootttttt have sex with her!!!


OH MY GOD BABE! i so need your help! people keep instant messaging me and calling me telling me im a slut, and that i SHOULDNT go for more mature guys, i actually hooked up with this one guy over the internet (and hes 19 but i've never actually met him) and all my friends tell me im a slut for it, but i found out a few days ago, that he was a 40 year old man that got arrested by the fbi :( i want to cRy babe! please help me, oh yeah, can you get me drugs =) (link)
LIKE OH MY GOD HONEY!!yes you surely, surely do. YOU SEEM LIKE AN AWESOME PERSON, but you see, when i fall in love with 19 year old guys on the inernet that I have never met, and then they turn out to be a 40 year old guy who got aressted, i wouldnt be like "OH EM GEE MY LIFE LIKE SUCKS, LIKE TOTALLY HELP ME." I would say "I like totally love him, even if he is a 40 year old guy who got aressted by the FBI, he was liek my first love. like oh my gosh guys. my first love..ohh mmyy ggoossshhh!!!!I'm just growing up too fast..but not fast enough to realize that im askign the wrong person for adviiccceee, what an idiot of me.haha i think im gunna go find myself another guy who is 40 year old so he can get aressted again, like omgosh i love this life, maybe i WONT go suicidal!!??" yeah. well. guess what honey?i'm smarter than you think..and thats a load of bullshit. i'm not going to help you out with that. wtf do you think i am. and next time you try to get me pissed. find out the true information and oh yeah, hes not 40. and oh yeah, hes not my first love. but listen here you little bitch, i dont knwo who the fuck this is, and i dont care. and yeah it pisses me off because you think of me that way..well guess what..THIS IS FOR EVERYONE GIVING ME SHIT LIKE THIS...I DONT HAVE A FUCKING RAT'S ASS..I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME...I HAVE A FUCKING LIFE. I'M NOT GOING AROUND MAKING FUN OF YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. INFACT, IF I HATE YOU I'LL STRAIGHT UP TELL YOU. SO BE A MOTHER FUCKING MAN, AND GIVE IT UP ALREADY, THIS IS BULLSHIT, PURE FUCKIGN BULLSHIT. this is so lame..
so cry bitch
cry me a fucking river, no one cares..
have a nice day..
shit head


OK, so im really obese. I dont really think that im that fat but then ill come home and my mom is like holy crap! YOURE HUGE!! it really hurts my feelings because then my boyfriends wont make out with me anymoe (I have 6 boyfriends!! hehe) so anyways...my dad and my mom dont even like each other and sometimes i'll sneak boys into my room just to make them mad and we'll smoke and drink and what not..ya know? but anyways..back to my problem. i think the alcohol or kissing is making me fat. can you gain wait from having sex too much? i dont know..PLEASE help!! and also...im tired of kissing my brother for practice!! its getting soo old and im so tired of it. ahh what am i going to do! my life is screwed and im killing myself

ps. my boyfriends range between 10-25 ish..and uggghhh im so tired of life

*suicidal non-virgin (link)
wow, this sounds like a fake question. if you're really serious about this, then email me. i can help you personally. sjcstar6799@hotmail.com




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