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Well, I'm not an expert on anything, that's for damn sure. But, I've lived in 2 countries, 5 states (over a course of 12 different moves or so), traveled most of europe, gone to college, had good relationships and bad, experimented with drugs (I won't go into listing them all...), played in sports, bands, had all kinds of jobs, have seen all kinds of things. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I've experienced my fair share, but I say that you can never experience enough! In any case, any advice I give is just my humble opinion. And you know what they say about opinions? They're just like bellybuttons... everyone's got one.

What's that you say? Where did I get that sexy hat in my profile pic? It's from Afghanistan. That's right... the same place they make Afghanistanimation!

advice

ok well lately ive really had the urge to have sex. im a female and gonna be 15 soon and i know its too early but i dont know what to do. i dont even know how to have sex but ive been having dreams about it and everything. i dont want to be a slut! please help

Ok, well the most important thing to keep in mind and remember ALL THE TIME-- don't do anything until you are READY. Understand? Promise me. Regrets are no fun.

I'll let you in on a little secret, but you have to promise not to tell anyone, ok? I didn't have sex till I was 18 and already graduated highschool. Oh crap? This is public? Anyone can read it??

Big deal. I waited. But, that's not to say that I didn't do some experimenting. What I'd suggest for you, is experiment with your own body. Touching youself, masturbation, what have you. Just don't rush into anything that involves someone that you just plain don't know well enough.

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