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i'm christina. i'm not scared to hurt your feelings. i'm not scared to tell you like it is. i'm not gonna lie; i'm a bitch. i live my life to the fullest. i've cut tons of people out of my life. my life is a walking disaster. i'm rude. i'm a snob. i don't like most people. i wish that 95% of the world would die. if you bother me, i'm not gonna be nice to you. i can look at you and just not like you. i know the types of people there are out there, so i know what people are like by looking at them. i dislike a lot, but i like a lot more. i'm confusing. i'm an experience people don't want. i'm dangerous. i have more problems than you. i know more than you think i do. i hate being judged. i hate stupid people and stupid questions. i hate lazyness and i hate people who think they're better than everyone when truthfully they're not. chances are, i don't like you & you'd probably be better off dead. i think a lot of people need to be slapped severely. i'm sick of everyone's shit. i don't need drama to make my life interesting. i don't need people. i don't need anyone but my boyfriend, my friends, and my family. i'm not afraid to swear at you. and i'm not afraid to make you cry. i don't think i'm "tough." but i can be harsh. i like to be left alone most of the time. if you ask a dumb question, i'm gonna be rude. there's no avoiding it. so let's put it this way: if you don't like what's written or what my outlook on life is then click the fucking x in the corner & get the fuck off of my advice column.

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i havnt gotten my period in like 6 months im soo sure im not pregnant cuz i took the test like 3 times and i dont feel like i am and stuff whats wrong with me??

you're probably just irregular. see your gynocologist so they can get you on some birth control to regularate it.

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a hole looks so small.. how does the guys "thing" fit in..?

your vag is a muscle that'll stretch to fit whatever's trying to get inside.

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How long does it normally take a guy to cum while your giving him a blow job? Thanks

depends on the guy.

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okay i was just wondering...
do guys like hjs fast or slow?
or does it really matter?

it varies from person to person. ask him how he likes it.

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what excatly is a closet freak?

only search advicenators.com

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