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Since Vanyn is totally illiterate, I, Chloe, am writing her about me. She's not really illiterate. She's actually very smart. She's also really competitive, so don't get her started. If you do, you're fucked. Anyway- She wanted me to write this, because she loves me and what not. I love her too. Vanyn is probably one of the most amazing and random, if not the most amazing and most random, person you'll probably ever meet. Last time I checked, she has a works at the zoo... She is one of the last people on Earth that has some common sense, and for that, I admire her. Did I forget to mention that we throw watermelons at cars? I can go to this girl with anything, without feeling like I'm about to be crucified. I tend to bring out the best of the worst in her, and that's why her mama hates me. Her mom even lectured me bout how she didn't hate me... BUT I DON'T THINK YOU MOM HATES ME ANYMORE, VANYN.. DON'T PUT ON THE PHONE WITH HER AGAIN PLEASE.. Ahem.. Vanyn's down with the wicked clown for life. lmao


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Well i use to date an older guy, not like creepy old, but you know. And we dated for a long time and we had sex. and he had a big you know what, and after we broke up i started dateing a kid my age, and well he has a small you know what. and we tryed to have sex before but i didnt feel anything. these are the only two people i'v had sex with before so its not cause im loose. But now i feel awkward touching him down there or if we had sex because hes small. and i cant be the only one to get pleasured. so what do i do to fix this?
anything is apreciated.
thanxx.

There is really no way to fix this.
Its like sex on extacy.
You try regular sex after that, and you cant get off at all.
I've had this problem before.
Had a bigger guy, and then dated a smaller guy and didn't get pleasure.
it's not fun, but if you really like this guy, sex shouldn't be an issue.
if sex really IS an issue, start dating older guys again..

vanyn

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Hi, I'm a 16-year old female and I'm not sure if this is the right category but I need help. When my period comes on and I wear pads they tend to irritate me. Sometimes when I walk it feels really funny. Is there something wrong with the ALWAYS pad, or do I need to go to the doctor? Please help

I think you might need to try tampons.
They usually are the only fix for that type of thing.
And to me, easier to manage.
But if the problem persist, and you dont want to switch to tampons, consult your local physician.

Vanyn

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So i'm 17/f and I have a friend with benefits who's 20/m. He and I are almost like best friends, and we've had sex 3 times. He's also the one I lost my virginity to. But he's usually the one to ask for sex. The problem is, I need it SOON, and I'm not about to go sleeping around with someone else. I'm a little nervous that if I flat out tell him I want to fool around with him, that I'll creep him out or make him think i'm too clingy, which isn't the case.
So how do I tell him I want to have sex without just saying it?? Thnx!

Dont be to nervous about it. Guys don't care if the girs ask. infact, plent of guys like it when girls take control. A girl has needs and guys know that! and he is there for you just for those needs!
So, babe, jsut be up front and honest with him

Vanyn.

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well last night i spent the night at my boyfriends house because his parents were out of town . we had sex like 5 times all night . but everytime he cummed , he pulled away &nd we stopped for a few minutes . one time there was a little bit of cum next to my vagina &nd i think may just A LITTLE tiny bit might of actually touched my vagina , but if any did at all , it wasnt alot . could i possibly get pregnant for just a little bit touching ? &nd i woke up this mornign &nd my stomach has been hurting ever since &nd i even felt like i was gonna throw up a couple times today . does that mean anything ? its jsut the next day , that doesnt mean anything about what happened last night right ?

It's too early to tell if you are pregnant.
it usually takes about 3 or 4 weeks to be some what sure.
I think its a coincidence or stress.
It is possible you are pregnant, because sperm can last out side of the vagina for about 18 hours i believe. maybe more. I'm not sure about how long. But in about a month go to plan parent hood and get a pregnancy test.
it's more accurate than a home pregnancy test.
Next time though, wrap that shit up and use a condom.

Vanyn

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where exactly are you supposed to shave your downstairs if your a female. iknow you can shave it all of, or trim and leave a little, but where exactly is the best areas to shave off the hair.

Bikini line and depending on what you want, you can shave off all of it.
Every area betweenn your legs has pubic hair almost. So if you dont want to shave it all off, you can keep a little "landing strip" and just keep it trimmed and nice.
Another alternative is waxing but i dont recommend that. *OUCH!*

Vanyn

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