about

My name is Janelle, nice to meet you all.
I'm asian (half asian...) and proud of it; even though I seem to be getting whiter and whiter by the day.
I love to make people laugh, it is my passion.
I like music quite a bit as well.
I listen to so many different genres of music, which is great because I have a huge choice to choose from depending on my mood.
I have a HUGE thing for Female Fronted Bands. I really don't know why, but it's an increasing trend of mine and I don't mind it in the slightest.
I'm pretty damn smart, yet can be rather inarticulate at times.
I'm bad at parking cars.
I probably giggle too much.
I love to write, yet I'm too lazy to do so most of the time.
I fall in love with people I haven't even met, but not really nessicarily fall in love, it's more of a very awkward affection/fondness for that person(s).
I have this horrible tendency to listen to a song on repeat for hours on end without even realizing it. Once I do realize it, I still don't take the song off repeat, or attempt to change it.
I have a hard time trying to tell people what's on my mind sometimes because I'm afraid of how they will react.
I daydream and fantisize about god knows what, often.
I'm wanting to get to know people I don't know too well, better.
I'm becoming addicted to orange juice
I don't like it when people don't believe me when I say I'm sorry about something
I love how beautiful some people look when they cry (not that I'm saying that I like people to be in emotional pain, but that their crying brings forth a natural and vulnerable type beauty)

When I help people with their problems, no matter what they are, I feel that I have a purpose on this earth.

There's nothing wrong with being addicted to Kool-Aid.

You must be literate. If you're going to ask me a question, be literate about it or I will gladly take the time to insult your intelligence. If your feelings get hurt and you IM me, I will continue to degrade you there in harsher ways than I would in reply to your question.

Moral of that story: be literate America!

If you are going to insult me, or the advice I give to you, please at least attempt to at least build an okay defense on your behalf. I am more intelligent and have a higher vocabulary than most college students. I just choose not to use it for the sake of time. Calling me a "faggot" means nothing. I could build at least a paragraph of insulting you by that weak, un-intimidating one word "insult". To help you in your attack towards me, I suggest you don't insult aspects of me that you don't even know about me. If you were to say "you're going to die unloved," you would be wrong. I am a very loved person. Stick with insulting what you know. I only will reply to your insults using the information you have said in your "insult" and what you said prior to such. I suggest you be polite and do the same, instead of infering what you think you know about my life.

Anyone who cant deal with the advice I give them, and what I have to say has a serious case of allodoxaphobia. over 99% of you, don't know what that means, unless you look it up in the dictionary. You all need to expand your vocabulary a bit.


Sorry for forgetting that I had this, I'll use it more often!

advice

I'm asking this mainly to clear up a misunderstanding between my friends. One of them says that when you give a blowjob, you actually blow. The other says that you suck. Which is it?

hahahahahaha.
your friend needs to watch a few more pornos then, seriously.
It's not like you're trying to inflate anything.

Anyone who thinks you blow during a blowjob needs to take sex 101 or something before even attempting to do anything sexual. seriously.

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Yeah. My aunt has a pool, right? And, being the guy that I am, I'm really open to different forms of masturbation. So one of my homies sort of casually mentioned pool drains, and I was like.. "What the hell?" But he explained that, if you swim down to the bottom of your swimming pool, the drain has enough suction to really pull on the ring of muscle around your asshole. I dunno, he said it felt good. I was laughing at him, but... What can I say? I was curious! Now back to that bit about my aunt having a pool. We were invited over for a barbecue/swim, and all my little cousins were running around like crazy. But I kept thinking about it! I wouldnt get in the pool, even when they asked me to play with them. But when all the little guys went inside to eat, I sneakily climbed in. Oh, what an idiot. Nobody was watching anyway, right? Right. Everybody was upstairs on the other side of the house, so I was all alone. I swam down to the bottom of the pool, kind of freaked by all the gross crap growing on the bottom (they rarely cleaned it, y'see). But, aha! There it was. The drain. I was feeling kind of silly, but I remembered what my friend had said, and I carefully positioned my buttocks over the giant drainage hole. Phew! Needless to say, it felt GREAT. I was pretty surprised. I dont even know how long I was down there, and I dont know how I managed to hold my breath so long, but... I started to notice something. It felt like a bag of rocks in my stomach all of a sudden. Oh, but it felt so good! So I ignored the sensation. But then there was a sharp yank, and all my breath escaped into the water in bubbles. Something was most certainly wrong. I pushed away from the bottom of the pool with my legs, propelling myself up to the surface, but-- Oh, fuck. Something had me! I flailed and squirmed and sucked in a huge wash of water into my lungs before turning to glance down. There was this strange rope of tubing stuck in the drain, and it was stuck to me! So I reached down, giving it a tug. OUCH! I gasped for air, desperately peering up to the surface. Those werent tubes. THOSE WERE MY INTESTINES! I was freaking out. I was stuck, and the drain was sucking up my guts like a kid would eat Twizzlers. I could feel them leaving my stomach, escaping out my ass. --There was nothing else I could do. I grabbed on, pulled myself down, and sunk my teeth into the fleshy tentacle. I could FEEL it, strangely enough. Blood was filling the pool with dark spirals, and it didnt take long at all for me to gnaw my way free. Instantly, the remainder of my intestines sucked back inside me, like a tape measurer! And the rest.. Down the drain. But I didnt really want to worry about that part. I swam to the surface, gagging and coughing, more concerned with the thought of what I would've done if anyone had seen me. So, its been two days now since my intestines were stolen from me, and I havent eaten or drank anything yet. I'm kinda scared. What should I do, Dr. Janelle?


--Gutless.

Dear Gutless,


I suppose I should start with the beginning of this.

It's healthy to be open to different forms of masturbation. If you don't try it you'll never know how it feels, right?

There are some thing, however that you might have to think about before doing. Like your situation. If you had come to me with your situation before your intestines had been sucked out, I would have suggested using the hose that is attached to most vacuum cleaners. Depending on the power of the vacuum, determines the amount of suction you can get. But it seems a little bit late for that.

I'm quite surprised you aren't exactly dead from this whole ordeal. Humans have quite lengthy intestines, yet that isn't re-assurance enough to not worry about what may be going on inside of you. I suggest you go to a doctor before you decide to eat anything. Who knows how much intestine is missing? If you have to shit, it just may end up floating around your body and kicking it old school with your kidneys and liver.

If you don't feel comfortable going to the doctors, I suggest buying a replacement intestine, and use the vacuum cleaner idea I suggested to cause your intestines to come out again so you can sew your newly purchased intestines back on. If your intestines get sucked out to the point where they're entering the vacuum cleaner, at least you can retrieve it easily. All I have to say is, although they sell almost EVERYTHING at wal*mart, body parts isn't their specialty. Try going to a warehouse store like Costco, they have everything you need in bulk, so if you ever lose intestine again, you'll have extra stored from last time (make sure to keep them well refrigerated/frozen)

In the meantime, I suggest you work on your sewing skills.

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Dear Janelle,

I'm 14 and I'm pregnant...but I don't know to do, or if I should tell my parents. Can you please help me?

The first thing you must do, is make sure the father of this baby knows what he has help create. If you decide to keep this baby (at least until it's born), you will have to tell your parents, it will be obvious that you are pregnant in a few months, plus you wont have to be hiding it from them. The stress you probably go though in hiding it from your parents would be unbearable.


You have many choices in this situation. You can have an abortion, Have the baby and give it up for adoption, or have the baby and keep it.


I know teens who have had abortions and those who have kept their baby.


Depending on how long you've been pregnant, will maybe alter your decisions of whether you should get it aborted or not.

The baby's heartbeat begins between the eighteenth and twenty-fifth day.

Electrical brain waves have been recorded as early as forty days.

I suggest you go to http://www.abortionfacts.com/ to get more information on this situation.


If you were to have the baby and keep it, your life may be "tied down" because of it. It would be harder to persue your dreams and goals because your baby needs constant care, and until they are 18 they are in your responsibility.

The person I know who kept their baby, has 2 sons. She is only 15. She's had trouble with child protective services before, for various reasons, and ended up fleeing the state with the two, to escape the cps for as long as she could. but she loves them with all her heart and would do anything for them. They are the two most important people in her life, and she's fortunate every day that she kept them.


If you were to have your baby, and give it up for adoption, that would be the hardest to do, yet probably your best bet. Once you have bonded with this little life within you for those 9 months, you wouldnt want to give him/her up. yet to insure a better life for your baby, that would be the best thing to do. other families could provide a better life for it at this time than you could, seeing how youre only 14.


There are many risks during teen pregnancy such as miscarage, yet this is really your choice in what you do, not mine.


http://www.abortionfacts.com/life_or_choice/babies/babies_saved_by_prolife_work.asp


I want you to look at all those children, who's parents had the choice of abortion, and didnt give up their child.


An abortion will haunt you for the rest of your life, knowing that you ended the life of a small being, who could be the next president, or someone to find a cure for cancer. That is probably the worst choice in this. It may be the easy way out, but nothing good has ever come from the easy way out.


This baby's life is in your hands. I have given you all the information that I can. The choice is up to you, and I hope you make a good one.


EDIT: here are the methods of abortion. Read these. Once you do, I hope your heart realizes this isnt the way to go.


Suction Aspiration

The method of abortion most commonly used in first trimester abortions. A powerful vacuum suction tube is put into the dilated uterus. The suction tears the soft baby apart and removes it from the uterus.


Dilation and Curettage (D&C)

The dilation of the cervix which permits the insertion of a sharp surgical instrument will be used to dismember the baby's developing body.


Dilatation and Evacuation (D&E)

Used after 12 weeks, this method is identical to the D&C method except that forceps are used to twist and tear away the body that now has calcified bones.


Salt Poisoning (Saline Injection)

Used after 16 weeks. A long needle is inserted into the mothers abdomen into the baby's sac. The baby breathes in swallowing the deadly toxin and is poisoned. The mother delivers a dead or dying baby.


Prostaglandin

Hormones, developed by the Upjohn Pharmaceutical Co., are injected into the amniotic sac to induce contractions. In an article about this method, one of the complications listed was 'live birth'.


Hysterectomy

Similar to a Cesarean Section, this method employed by abortionists almost always results in a live birth. The baby is left to die by neglect or direct art.


Dilatation and Extraction (D&X)

By pulling on the baby's legs with forceps, the legs arc delivered, followed by the torso, arms and shoulders. The baby's head 'usually' remains inside the uterus. Using blunt-tipped surgical scissors, the baby's skull is pierced where a suction catheter is inserted to extract the 'skull contents.' Fetal brains and organs are used for fetal 'tissue' experimentation.

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