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hi i'm lauren. um you can pretty much ask me about anything. i have a lot of experience with LOTS of different stuff so i can answer questions from pretty much any category. =]

advice

ok i know this probably sounds stupid but i have to go and buy condoms but i dont exactly know what size to get by guy hes black so hes pretty big lol but then again im not a dick expert so what size do you think would be the safest for my man

i wouldnt stereotype it like that.. he could be black and have a small dick. its possible. but anyways.. why are you buying them? you should tell him to buy them. he would know better what size he is. unless its like a surprise or something that youre planning for him. then i would say to get trojan maybe like get regular and large or regular and medium? idk theyre pretty expensive so that sucks if you have to waste soo many.

xo hope i helped

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How old should i be to have it

theres no certain age when you should have it. its whenever youre ready and preferably whenever youre in love with someone.

hope i helpedd

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i know this is a weird question but what does and orgasim feel like.

amazing.

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15\f

okay, so whats FOREPLAY?
and whats INTERCOURSE?

thanks :)

foreplay is like messing around before you have sex. pretty much everything except sex.

intercourse is sex.

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if you think about it, how does kissing make any sense? its like two people swapping spit. i guess its more intimate than holding hands or whatever but you know what i mean?

yeah it sounds stupid. but i guess its just human instinct. when you really like/love someone you enjoy kissing someone.

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Okay so I've read that the guy MUST wear a condom while receiving a blow job... WHY??
aRnt condoms to prevent pregnancy??

f\15

they are to prevent STDs. but if the guy hasnt had sex or gotten blow jobs from other girls then you are probably fine.

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do animals enjoy sex like humans enjoy sex? do they always do it for reproduction or do they just do it sometimes? just curious

all animals do it for reproduction purposes.

with the exception of dolphins.

pretty sad i know.

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so me and this boy were really getting into our makeout session, and he like undid my shirt and started kissing and sucking my boobs. i just closed my eyes cuz i didn't know what else to do, is that right?

yeah thats right. do whatever feels right.
you can also like wrap your arms around his neck, play with his hair, or whatever else you want.

theres no wrong way to react!

and when he sees you closing your eyes he will know that what he is doing makes you feel good and that will make him happy.

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do guys like sex better if the girl is 'tighter' down there? i mean i know they wont care as long as theyre getting some lol... but if they had to choose... would they prefer it?

most guys prefer 'tight' girl to a loose girl. im guessing its bc when a girl is 'tighter' theres more like pressure on the guys dick which probably feels better for them.

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is there any way of telling a guys penis by his height n wieght?

cus i might be having sex with my boyfriend, n hes tall n skinny n i wanted to know if there is anyway i would be able to know how big?

(if it helps hes caucasion)

no you cant tell how big his penis is by his height and weight. IM JUST GONNA CLARIFY RIGHT NOW THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A MYTH BUT GO OUT AND TRY IT AND YOU WILL SEE THAT MOST OF THE TIME IT WORKS. (i got banned last time i answered this question). from MY experience i have found that if you take the guys shoe size, divide it by two and add one it is usually pretty accurate to how big his penis is. (answers have varied about 1/2 inch but no more). this is when they have a boner btw. all of the guys ive talked to about this have been caucasion i dont know if it works with other races or whatever. for example, i know a guy who wears an 11 and if you divide 11 by two and add one it equals 6 1/2 which is exactly what he was.

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this is weird-
but do boys get orgasims?
cuz i knoww like for a girl you like
shake a little and like it feels amazing
but like guys do that too rite? and if they
do, how and when do they get them?
thanks

yes they do.
they get them from sex, hjs, bjs, jacking off, etc.

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does figering hurt? it seems like it would hurt a lot the first time. or just in general? i know weird question but im really curious

no it doesnt hurt unless you like scratch yourself.. then it hurts.

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Hi i saw some pictures of girls rubbing "theirselves" together.(like the below the waste area) why do they do that? does it feel good or something?

uhm.. it depends on where you saw that
but if you mean you saw it on like myspace or something like that then theyre probably either:

-being funny
-theyre lesbo
-they think it will give them attention
-they want guys to see it

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