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i have retarded reflexs and at random moment ill scream tock a tick .. i dont know how to stop .. also i have a habit of leaving messages on my friends phones where i call them whores , sluts, and prostitudes .. incessantly .. i do it to one friend in particular - ergg how do i stop my bad habits

bailey stoner~!..i love u~!

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well ya see i have this friend, i mean like, we are pretty tyte i guess, but there are these times when she leaves me on the fone for like, 30 minutes and verizon disconnects us cuz she leaves me waiting so long on hold and then theres the whole thing of when i really liked her but she got with this other guy, so i was like blah blah blah wwwwwhatteverrrr, but shes having this new years party and i think im gonna go, the end
i also swear her name isnt alison

hAhAhA paul i love u ~!

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alright...well like, this girl used to be my bffae..but now shes a total bitch...like should i try to win her back? or should i move on?

if u think shes worth it..go for it~!..but i wudnt want a friend thats a total bitch..

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ight i totally fucked things up with this gurl i like I got pissed over something that wasnt that big of a deal but i jus ticked me off. She then got all mad at me and shit and we started fightin and when she tried to end it by sending me this link (which was wat i needed to hear) i didnt even read it i jus said something really cold and then i read it and felt like shyt. wat the fuck do i do now???
from, a guy

well u did get pissed at something that was lil which started the whole thing. soo im thinking u shud appoligize.. because im sure wat that gurl said that was cold.. was her being mad.. i wud really try to talk to her.. or is it not worth that much trouble?...

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heyy allison, this girl is being like a major bitch to me and talking about me behind my back at school(we go to the same school), but up front she's all nice to me.. what do i do...let it slide?

no..talking shit is not cool at all~! talk to her abotu it..maybe u can reason things out wit her..!

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Allison. Why you be so sexy? Bang me.


Love, Josie.

.. you realize people arent even asking questions, their just saying how much they want to bang you? ... word.

hahahahahahahhaahhhaahah....ilove u josie~! ur o so sexay too ~!!i wud bang u ~!

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hey my girl friend was jokin with my friend an he got mad an cussd her out. then she told me an i confrontd him an i cussed him out an embaressed him infront of alot of ppl at school. should i tell my girl friend 2 chill next time this happens or should i defend her? an also if my friend doesnt want to be friends anymore should i try to work things out or just stop bein his friend

thats tough to chose between ur gf and best friend..see think about this..u may not always have ur gf but ull have ur friends forever..definetly stay wit ur friends if ur gf gets pissed abotu that..then it wasnt meant to be..i mean wud u rather have no friends?

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I'm 13 and i was wonderin wut should i do if people at my skool keep puttin there hands like they r in the kkk should i still be their friends or should i do the same thing back like im a black panther

kkk is wrong~! defiently dont join in because they may think its cool~!..be ur own person and tell them to stop~! maybe if u say something ppl will follow~!

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okay well i have this friend and shes probably the *PRETTIEST*, *FUNNIEST*, *SWEETEST*, *BEST* friend i could ever have...but sometimes when i burp i do this thing where i play a color and well i think shes all jesus oriented because i said purple and she said jesus...and then this other time she pretended she had a penis and got "EXCITED" i think shes a little weird? WHAT DO I DO??

signed - bailey who has a loser friend named alison

HAHAHHAHAHAH BAILEY I LOVE U~! BFF!@

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hey im 13 an a guy. 1 of my best friends has been annoyin the crap out of me lately an all of our other friends because he talks so much trash an is always cuttin people down. me an him r the biggest an strongest kids in the grade so no 1 ever stands up to him.hes always sayn how he could beet me up so i think i should fight him because i think we would be better friends. this is more ov a guy question tho. if i fight i think all the competition between us would be squashed. do u think i should fight him

ok yeah that kinda is a "guy" thing..but like thinking ur the toughest guy or the biggest guy is shit.. like seriosuly its not everything..ok u maybe be the biggest butppl talk shit. u may want to fight him .but hes prob a pussy adn wont fight u~!..but w.e~!just fighting him wont prove anything~!
HOPEFULLY I HELPED~!

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