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Hey, I'm Tyler. I'm a freshman in High School and I want to be a psychiatrist one day. In my spare time, I smoke pot (shhhh, don't tell lol) and I bench drink among other things. On the more cultural side of me, I enjoy such things as Japanese music, fantasy or science fiction books, and dancing. I also love seafood and almost all meats. I am a demecrat although I'd like to think that I just follow my own opinions and don't really have a political party but republicans are against things I strongly believe in such as abortions, gay rights, and less religion in schools and other non religious establishments. I don't really get along with my family too much for pretty good reason. My mom is a drug abuser and alchohalic and my dad left me when I was 1 year old. I talk to him very seldom. I lived with my grandparents until I was 9 when my grandfather became abusive and kicked me and my mother out on the streets and I've pretty well been on my own since then. Never-the-less, I've managed to keep up in school and get good grades and my ever growing zest for knowledge is one of my more postitive characteristics. I also love video games that include hours of gameplay were you watch more than play. Startegy or RPG games are my favorites and my all time favorite game is Final Fantasy X. Among my time in thought, I've developed a sense of understanding for people. I am great at giving advice and I specifically love answering questions about love and relationships. My all time favorite hobby is watching anime and my favorite anime shows are Full Metal Alchemist and InuYasha. My e mail address is InuyashaFreak611@aol.com so give me a mail if ya wanna talk. Feel free to ask me anything and remember:

Party Hardy
Rock And Roll
Drink A Fifth
And Smoke A Bowl

And remember.....weed is our friend!


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alriight well i have this best friend, hes a guy, im a girl. we've been best friend for a pretty long time. i guess you could say were not your ordinary guy and girl friendship. we sit with each other at lunch, we call each other alot, we hang out every other weekend or so, we tell each other everything, etc. Well, yeah you know how i said i sit with him at lunch. well we whisper, like mostly whenever we talk we whisper, just because, we dont know why. well anyway i sit next to him and were always whispering and stuff. and the one day i was tired and i was resting my head and he put his arms around me and started shaking me.. then the one day they tried to stick pizza in my face and they know i dont like eating lunch, so i tried to like get up from the table but his shoulder was in the way so i ended up throwing myself over his shoulder and i just laid there and then i got off.. and then he was like, im not feelin to good and i was like.. ew throw up that way and hes like, ill be fine let me use your arm as a pillow, and he layed on my arm but then he got up like 10 seconds later.. alriight so i guess my question is, are we really flirting? my friend keeps saying that we would be really sweet together and even my teacher think were going out.. because this one time my math and science teacher were talking and he was whispering to me and he said something weird so i straightened up and looked at him with a suprised face and slapped him lightly on the shoulder and he started laughing and pulled me back down so he could finish and i looked over at my teachers and my science teacher looked at us all weird and my math teacher said something to her and she was like, "aw".. it was really weird.. well anyway are we really flirting?

I know exactly how that feels to think your flirting and not to be sure if you are or not. Guys are horny creatures so what I've learned is if you think they're flirting, they most likely are. If you ask me, it sounds like flirting but make sure he's not gay because its common for gay people top have famale friends and talk on the phone a lot. If your sexually attracted to him, give it a try and go out with him and hopefully it will be the same as it is when your friends with a hint of love and romance added. I say go for it!

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okay my friend is having a party tomorrow night and her parents arent going to be home .. and my mom treats me like im 5 so im thinking of getting dropped off early and then sleeping over there and then getting picked up later the next day so theres no sign that there was a party .. do you think thats going to work?? cuz if it doesnt then im screwed!!

Whenever I do something like that I get caught. Just make sure you have all your shit done at your house so your mom doesn't call looking for you and make sure you don't smell like alchohal when you come home and make sure you keep your story straight. Also, remember not to stress over it all night and to enjoy yourself because worrying is a buzz kill.

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Okay,
c i have these two male friends and they r BEST friends with me n eachother. and tonite they told me that they werent friends anymore n its my fault. the reason is cuz i told evan sumthing that his riend told me the other night becuz i didnt feel safe with his telling me that and i needed to talk to sumone about it. so i told evan and when i told evan what i told him made him mad so he told me that him and chris werent gunna b friends anymore and that it was my fault. When i was talking to chris he said that evan called him and told him they werent friends and all. Not only dont i feel bad cuz its my fault but i feel bad becuz they arent friends and its my fault. I love them both a whole lot like really no joke. but the thing that also scares me is that sumtimes they joke and this time i dont know if its a joke+ i wanna help i want them to b friends but they wont talk to me. I have NO clue wat to do plz HELP ME REALLY BAD!! i need it or im planning on killing myself if i cant help!

Suicide is a horrible thing to do for one. They are most likely not joking because if they are then they have a sick sense of humor. Just tell one of them that the other one said something good about the him and then tell him that the other one misses him and do the same for both of them. They'll end up calling each other and they'll be friends before you no it. If that doesn't work then try telling them how you feel about the situation and how you plan on committing suicide if they don't (lol, it might help) and if they are true friends to you they'll do what makes you happy.

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(15/I)OK, I have a boyfriend and we JUST started going out yesterday and I think my best friend is jealous that I have a boyfriend and she doesnt. She says little things like.. "I have nothing to wear tomorrow..oh well it doesnt matter,I have no one to impress anyways." She never did this stuff before I had a boyfriend and I know I shouldn't feel guilty but I do. Plus she's being SO picky with boys now.. I was trying to hook her up with one of my boyfriend's friends but she's saying she doesnt like any of them. Is there anything I could do to make her feel any better? Thanks.

She's probably not jealous, but sad. She doesn't have a boyfriend and you do. She is probably just frustrated that she can't find the right person. Don't try to hook her up with some random person because then she will feel like your stressing her into a relationship and that's not good. Give her time and she will get a boyfriend that she likes and ultimately, that will make her happy.

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